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[Lord Vetinari] "appeared to have no vice that anyone could discover. You'd have thought, with that pale, equine face, that he'd incline towards stuff with whips, needles and young women in dungeons… But the Patrician apparently spent his evenings studying reports and, on special occasions, if he could stand the excitement, playing chess" ~ Guards! Guards. Vimes
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11 Apr 2025
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- Part 15 of Vimes and Vetinari - An Alphabet Challenge
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08 Apr 2025
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Vetinari is being politically manuvered to get married, and to Vimes annoyance, seems to be okay with the idea.
sort of like a sequel to my other story which i still havent finished but i still don't know if i'm going to kill anyone off in that one so maybe not. i'm sorry i'm evil and i procrastinate. it makes sense without it as much as anything i write makes sense. I love people yelling at me! do it! help me i am a noob, tell me how to fix my writing style and what is good/bad.Bookmarked by AbsurdBread
08 Apr 2025
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Vimes know's everyone's someone's dog... though Havelock might be pushing it a bit with the collar and all that.
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08 Apr 2025
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Emhyr was looking at him for once, with a strange expression. “I have misjudged you,” he said, sounding irritated actually: how dare Geralt surprise him.
“I get that a lot,” Geralt said.
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- Part 1 of Witcher works
- Part 4 of Astolat Sampler
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08 Apr 2025
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— Что тебе нужно от меня? Мои связи? Я тебя познакомлю с кем скажешь. Золото Вилли? Тебе — отдам. Меня ты уже получил, с этим не может быть никаких неясностей. Ещё что-нибудь? — поинтересовался Генрих безразлично и доброжелательно, как официант в ресторане.
Голос его звучал идеально ровно, будто запись с пластинки. С запаздывающим удивлением Белов заметил, что приходится отслеживать свои реакции — чтобы не сжать кулаки и не стиснуть зубы.Series
- Part 1 of О дивный старый мир
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08 Apr 2025
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Кольцо императора by Dear_Al
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
12 Jul 2024
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Порой догадаться, что себе думает Эмгыр, очень сложно.
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20 Jul 2024
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Чужими глазами by Dear_Al
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
26 Jan 2024
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Наместника Темерии вызывают к императору. И он совсем не ожидает увидеть там одного знакомого ведьмака.
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- Part 6 of WTF Magrealism 2024 || Тексты от G до T
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04 Jun 2024
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Rufus Drumknott was too intelligent to believe that he knew the patrician better than anyone else. However, he knew that the patrician had a fondness for small dogs, that he liked his tea strong and without sugar, that he was currently displeased with the man assembling the crossword in the Times, and that he was apparently in love with Sir Samuel Vimes.
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23 Mar 2024
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How to Wreck your Temerian Commander by orphan_account
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
08 Apr 2018
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Vernon Roche is known for three things: His temper, his results, and his unwavering loyalty. What isn't known is how far his loyalty can be tested. Just how easy is it to break a Temerian Commander?
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11 Mar 2024
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Послужи Темерии и ее королеве by Dear_Al
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
16 Feb 2024
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Яд, беременность и вообще королева вся в отца. У Вернона правда очень тяжелая жизнь.
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- Part 4 of WTF Magrealism 2024 || Тексты от M до E
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17 Feb 2024
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for glory (and carpal tunnel) by piceuscelus for Anoke
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Aug 2022
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“A bet, you said. What are the stakes?”
She giggles. “Mm, you chose. Either way, I’m winning.”
“Not much of a bet, then, is it?”
“Is it ever?”
Adda makes a bet with her brother.
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22 Jan 2024
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A Hundred Fics of Discord by orphan_account
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
25 Dec 2021
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Within the span of a minute, Temeria's lands were changed forever. One assassination set off a ripple effect in the North and the consequences of war and death altered the lives of all it touched. One in particular being the Commander of Temeria's elite unit of Special Operations; The Blue Stripes. How less than one year could take a bastard from a position of honor down into disgrace. Or sometimes, into a bed.
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This is a collection of 100 fics from Discord over the course of 2021. Each chapter is a new drabble/one shot ranging from tame to explicit.
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04 Jan 2024
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Five times Roche commented on Geralt’s tattoo, and one time he did something about it by Anonymous
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
26 May 2023
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“I had one too many drinks with your people.”
“No shit,” Roche scoffs after exhaling a thick puff of smoke. “And here I thought you crossing the river on the whole whorehouse’s back was part of your plan to catch the Kingslayer.”- Language:
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26 Dec 2023
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What do you do with spies in Temeria, give them awards? by PamiGami
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
10 Jan 2023
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Vernon Roche is not one to think through the consequences of his actions. And it's always too late when he does.
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- Part 1 of Temeria's last hope
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26 Dec 2023
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On the River by mehramilo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Aug 2022
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It's one thing to be accused of regicide, but to fall into the company of a man like Vernon Roche? Cruel and unusual punishment. Geralt hadn't imagined he'd ever speak to the man again after storming the La Valette's, let alone work with him.
And he certainly hadn't expected to ever think of him as a friend.
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26 Dec 2023
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Truth was Vernon Roche hated waiting, he could feel a tight ball of anger sitting in his chest. Waiting meant thinking, and thinking meant…
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26 Dec 2023
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my blood became blue and silver (because of you) by Hagebutt
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
26 Nov 2020
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This is basically retelling of the videogame The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings in a yes homo way.
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26 Dec 2023
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Caches and chests aren't as easy to find as one assumes. The swamps of Velen, the rocks of Skellige, and the thickets of Toussaint all have ways of hiding what is dear and greedy to its owner. Care is needed, or a Witcher's eye, and even the simplest things can get lost when focused too broadly on the surface. Sometimes all it takes is a different perspective to see the hoard; Pinebark eyes instead of golden.
(Or, a collection of scraps, drabbles, and left behind works from years of collecting dust on a harddrive.)
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25 Dec 2023
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В тёмных комнатах Каэр Морхена Вернону Роше как никогда необходима помощь ведьмака.
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24 Dec 2023