Anomalousy
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- Schitt's Creek (3)
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The hand on his shoulder softens and trails down, fingers curling over his bicep, a little too soft, too warm, too nice.
Patrick lifts his head and in the sliver of light peaking through the drawn curtains all he can see is a shock of messy black hair poking up under the comforter on the pillow beside him. He pulls his arm away from the touch and turns to sit up, taking in his surroundings. He’s in a studio apartment he doesn’t recognise, all shadows and unfamiliar shapes in the soft light. He hadn’t recognised the guy’s voice when he’d told him to get up. That fact somehow makes his heart race uncomfortably in his chest. Had he told Rachel he’d changed his mind? Had one of her friends let him crash here to avoid the imminent fallout? Or had he freaked out, taken solace with this stranger and gone home with him on the rebound?
Him.
Fuck.
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Patrick wakes up in bed beside his fiancé. The only problem with that is, it isn’t the same fiancée he had when he went to sleep.
An amnesia fic, wherein Patrick can’t remember the two years of his life in which he really started living.
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Patrick is on a vendor run. David is hungry and wants him back at the store. Like, now. Texting/trolling ensues.
(A self-indulgent continuation of my very short and very silly cheese-based fic series and an excuse for me to experiment with text skins.)
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- Part 2 of Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese
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“Okay. So what I’m sensing here is that you like the new cheese?”
“No Patrick. Like isn’t a strong enough word. I love this cheese.”
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David gets a little over-zealous when describing his love for the new Warner Farms goat cheese.
Trigger Warning: Bad puns.Series
- Part 1 of Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese
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If there is one thing that Hannibal Lecter will simply not tolerate, it’s rudeness.
So when he encounters a scruffy, discourteous stranger at a hotel bar, he considers taking action. The course of that action, however, alters when he learns a little more about the man in question: an unusually fascinating creature named Will.
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Hannibal encounters a rather rude Will for the first time at a hotel bar; one thing leads to another and, to Hannibal’s surprise, that other thing turns out not to be murder.
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It's David's birthday and heads to a sex club in Toronto to let off some of the steam building up from pining over his business partner. He hopes to find a hot stranger to give him a birthday spanking. What he finds is Patrick Brewer in a too-tight short-sleeved shirt more than willing to help David get what he wants.
Lots of tenderness and feelings and sexy times.
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24 Jul 2022
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“Are you asking me to sleep over?”
“Yeah, as friends, I mean I’ve got a big bed and in the time we’ve known each other we’ve both been single. I mean tomorrow is a big day for me and I’m nervous and it would help if I had a way to relax tonight. I just have so many questions.”
“I have so many answers."After coming out at Pride, Patrick's ready to let himself try some new things. David might be able to help with that.
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23 Jul 2022
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“Ugh!” David shouts, trying to figure out how to explain how utterly maddening this man was. “Yes, he was polite, I guess, but the way he said it was like—" he lets out a noise of frustration “—you know that fucking emoji of the moon?”
“The one with that condescending smile that looks like it probably just did a really bad fart and is proud of it?”
“Yes!” David points so forcefully at Stevie that he almost falls off the couch. “He may have said polite words but his expression was pure stinky-fart-moon-face!”
Stevie makes a noise of disgust. “I hate that fucking emoji.”
David meets Patrick Brewer, a glassblower, at the Elmington Craft Fair and loves his work, but wishes it didn’t come attached to someone so condescending. Not that it matters, because apparently Patrick has no interest in becoming part of the Rose Apothecary brand. It wouldn’t be nearly so annoying if Patrick’s best friend wasn’t about to be David’s newest vendor.
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17 Jul 2022
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Or David is a hooker with a heart of gold, AKA the Pretty Woman AU you never knew you wanted. Canon compliant up through season one. Instead of running out of gas at the Amish Farm when fleeing Schitt's Creek, David makes it to NYC where he becomes a high-end escort in order to make ends meet. He's the consummate professional until he meets Patrick Brewer and takes a chance on his own fairy tale.
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30 May 2022
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In a bleak dystopian AU, Dave and Kurt are among millions who pedal exercise bikes to create energy and earn credits to buy their chance out of the drudgery. They're drawn together in a world that won't let them have what they want. Can they stick to the rules or will they risk their chance to get out - to live their dreams - in order to be together now?
Note:
The first 28 chapters of this fic were written by louisestrange and were posted here on AO3 from 01-11-2012 to 05-01-13.
In August, 2021, SamaraKurtofsy discussed a continuation and completion of the story with louisestrange, who agreed to give SamaraKurtofsky the rest of her completed work and her notes on the story. These materials have been turned into chapters 29 and 30, which were reviewed by louisestrange after they were written. With louisestrange’s permission, “Counters” will be completed by SamaraKurtofsky.
Look for the story to continue