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i've been here so long (i think that it's time to move) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Jun 2022
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Nandor is leaning against the curtained doorway, bumping his head back against the jamb over and over again as he listens to Guillermo just bitch.
“Memo, why have you not gotten a wife yet?” Guillermo imitates. “Memo, you should try the same diet Alexia is on. Memo, I saw Jeremiah in the supermercado yesterday, you two used to be such good friends—”
“Yeesh, alright, I get it,” Nandor finally snaps out, holding his hands over his ears. “You can stop with the voices now. It sounds insufferable.”
“It is insufferable!” Guillermo shoves another sweater into his overnight bag. “But Victor had to go and get engaged and plan the wedding for the same fucking weekend so here I am! Guilt-tripped into helping for a cousin I don’t even really know!”
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23 Aug 2025
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Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too by cookinguptales for htbthomas, fenellaevangela
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2022
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After Guillermo comes home with another vampire's bite on his neck, a poorly planned wish gets Nandor's dumb ass stuck in a time loop.
And Nandor's never handled eternity well.
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- Part 1 of Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too
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22 Aug 2025
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Nandor’s had a rough week of it.
First off, the paperwork - the sheer paperwork involved in being co-leader of the vampiric council - and then the bloody traffic these days, and then Guillermo getting attacked and badly injured by a feral vampire under Nandor’s watch… you know, the usual.
As Guillermo battles a fever and his own wounds, Nandor is left to battle feelings of overwhelming guilt and also the sneaking suspicion that he might not be as emotionally detached from the situation as perhaps he would like to be. Also, how the fuck do you cook pot noodles?
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23 Jul 2025
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Nandor the Relentless: Conqueror of Courting by certified_swamp_witch, doyoushipwhoiship, enter_the_gloaming, Jay_the_bird, singing_to_shipwreck, TsundereClouds, UpstartCrow42, walkwithursus
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Oct 2020
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In order to protect his familiar from the various monsters around New York City that want to eat him, Nandor decides to stake his claim on Guillermo by fake dating him. Very publicly and very poorly.
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- Part 3 of Nandor Relentlessly Conquers it All
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18 Jul 2025
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Better Get a Chaperone by ghostoftonantzin for Jackie_Gaytona
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 Jun 2021
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Laszlo is either going to get his entrails ripped out, the sad virginal smell around Guillermo to go away, or both. Whichever way it goes, it certainly won't be uninteresting.
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14 Jul 2025