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“What if they can’t fix the car in a day?”
Alastor shrugs, “then we cross that bridge when we come to it.”
Lucifer paused. He looked up towards Alastor, “...we?”
Alastor looked away, a light pink dusting his cheeks, "I know for a fact that there's no hotel in this town, and the closest one’s forty minutes away. I believe that for the foreseeable future, we may be stuck together.”
What?
The town of Porthallow wasn't anything exciting. Barely anything happened. It almost always rained and the air always had the scent of a musty antique shop that had rotted from the inside out. All in all, Alastor wasn't expecting much... but when Lucifer's car breaks down, Alastor finds himself catering to a short (slightly pathetic) blonde man. He just had to hang on until this guys car could get fixed, then he could go back to his perfectly peaceful routine.
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Vincent is bored, so so bored. Getting invited to a stupid party, where everyone will drink themselves silly and forget they were even there, was utterly ridiculous. He was considering just heading home before a young stag sat down beside him at the bar. He was unbelievably handsome. The way that he caught the same man murdering someone not even half an hour later was completely irrelevant.
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A murdermedia human/animal hybrid oneshot in which vincent is a simpering mess and Al thinks that he’s found a new plaything.
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How people change (Talking to dark skies) by Astril0quus
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jun 2026
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“Pardon me but– where did you say this was?”
“Pentagram Way!” the bug chirruped as Alastor mouthed the words, tasting them with his tongue. “So, am I not in Louisiana anymore?”
The woman giggled maniacally, practically falling over with how much she clutched her stomach, “Oh– you must be really new! I know what to do– come with me!” The woman waved as she turned and Alastor paused, did he really want to leave the small amount of safety that he had in the house– the house that wasn't his, but still had all of his belongings. At least– he thought they were his belongings.
“Come on!” the small woman called again and Alastor let out a small breath. Tightening his grip on his cane and stepping out into the street.
Alastor Dubois is a perfectly regular human, with a perfectly regular life. Finding a job is his top priority, until his top priority changes to 'how to get the heck out of this town straight up from a horror movie set.' Vampires, Mummies and spider-hybrids?
Asking the infuriatingly short and forgetful mayor for help might just be his only hope to leave this place. -
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Season three. The alleyway.
Crowley had been lying there for ages, how long? Truly he didn’t know. The days all really seemed to blur together after a while (or a couple bottles) but the one thing that hadn’t been there, now was. A bright star dressed in comforting browns and blues. He would be lying if he said that he was truly upset about that fact.
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Crowley deserves a hug after all that. All those YEARS??! (He deserves more than a hug but this is what we’re giving to him rn)
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- Part 8 of Ineffable husbands
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Five times Lucifer and Alastor’s relationship is discovered by the other residents after the time loop and one time they get told about it. by Astril0quus
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Apr 2026
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Alastor pressed a soft kiss to Lucifer’s cheek before heading in the direction of the kitchen. The king of hell follows in his shadow like an overeager puppy.
Angel looked up from where he was dropped on the floor, stunned. Cherri looks to be in the same boat. They both sat there for a long while before turning to face each other– each with gobsmacked expressions.
“What the hell did we just witness?”
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Five times that the residents of the hotel get confused by Alastor and Lucifer's relationship after the time loop and one time that they come clean about it.
(this fic is a continuation of my timeloop fic but it can be read individually ;)
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- Part 2 of Yesterday and Tomorrow
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Ineffable husbands by Astril0quus
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2026
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Myriads of colours and different shades of blue. by Astril0quus
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
09 Apr 2026
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The knowledge of the cybertronian wilds by Astril0quus
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
27 Jul 2025
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Vincent comes home with tapes from his entire career on television, letting Alastor see some embarrassing old footage from when he was a weatherman.
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Sit Still (I Need Somewhere to Rest My Feet) by eelectricplugg (PokeeArt)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Oct 2026
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The crack of his kneecaps meeting the hardwood is deafening. Alastor's eyes widen—as if he's surprised Vincent actually followed his unspoken suggestion—before he gets ahold of himself and his shocked expression eases back into faux disinterest.
At least Vincent hopes it's fake. He's not sure what he's done but he can fix it. He can't stand Alastor being upset with him. He'll do whatever is necessary for Alastor to forgive him, to tolerate his presence again.
Vincent refuses to be kicked out like a misbehaving dog. He is a good boy.
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Or: After a long day of murder and mayhem Alastor wants somewhere to rest his feet. Vincent gladly steps up, or rather kneels down.
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This story is a modern political alternate universe in which Vincent Whittman is a conservative politician elected into office as a legacy candidate following his father. A gruesome murder occurs in New Orleans that catches the attention of a cozy true crime podcaster Alastor Dupré, who actively blames the murder on Whittman and his team. What happens when a loud-mouthed politician pokes one too many bears and upsets a man who’s willing to go quite far to speak against his name? Find out in All These Engagements!
The title of the fic comes from the song "All These Engagements" by The Airborne Toxic Event.
This fic includes a Spotify playlist, which will be updated with each chapter release!
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“The city speaks, dear listeners. Just not always loudly enough for those who aren’t paying attention.”
Vincent Whitman has always known how to listen.
What begins as curiosity becomes something far more dangerous. After all, some people are meant to be understood. Others are meant to be chased.
-Sent to New Orleans in pursuit of a story, Vincent expects something he can control, shape, and serve back to America on a silver platter.
Instead, he finds Alastor, who picks apart every thread of the mask Vincent has spent his life constructing, leaving him exposed, filthy, and raw.
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“Go play, Duckie. I know you want to.”
Lilith had whispered as she kissed his brow before turning back to their bed and the plethora of reaching hands there. She tossed a coquettish smirk back at Lucifer, before lowering herself down into the throng of sinners that had served as the night’s entertainment for them both. It was tempting to join her, but the missive in his hand beckoned to his curious mind. A cataclysmic event was on the horizon in the mortal realm. One last chance to witness the thriving city of Pompeii and all of its marvels. A singular chance to watch the world burn. Who could resist?
It is Summer of 79 AD, and Lucifer receives a missive from Heaven warning of impending doom in the mortal realm. He takes the opportunity to go live amongst the humans and finds himself utterly fascinated with a particular showman with a darkened soul. It is forbidden to interfere with human destinies, but maybe he can bend the rules just a tad.
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- Part 10 of Hazbin One-Shots (or whatever)