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    Unrelated stories in which Tony Stark inadvertently finds himself the dad to one Spider-teen

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    29 Mar 2025

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    Is it a wonder i broke?
    let's hear one more joke.
    Then we can all just laugh
    until I cry. - T.S.

    “Good evening Mr Captain America Rogers, sir,” Peter replied and Mr Stark let out a guffaw, “God kid, you’re hilarious."
    “I don’t know about the rest of you but if the kid calls me Mr Hawkeye or Mr Hawkeye Barton even once I’ll lock him in an empty room and set Fury on him,” Hawkeye said, “If you really don’t want to call me Clint, kid, call me Hawkeye.” Peter just nodded, his throat was way too blocked up to speak and there was a stinging sensation behind his eyes.

    Sometime 6 months later, Peter hasn’t spoken to Tony Stark since and he wasn’t planning to ever again, that was until Mr Harrington’s announcement. But that wasn’t even the worst of it.
    “I'm sorry, what? I think I misheard you, Mr Harrington."
    “You heard me correctly, Mr Parker,” said Mr Harrington, gravely, “You’ve been banned from Avengers Tower.”

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    23 Mar 2025

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    Peter Parker doesn't always have the best luck when it comes to the Rogue Avengers. Sometimes, in some universes, he gets lucky, and everything goes smoothly, but for the most part, it doesn't matter which version of Peter it is facing them down. The fact of the matter is that Peter is unlucky in most universes, and so is Spider Man.

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    A snapshot look into Peter's life at the moment his identity gets revealed to the Avengers either as Tony's son, adopted son, or as Spider Man. In some universes things go well, but mostly they don't. Includes field trips, Sicktember 2024 prompts, and Cozytober 2024 prompts.

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    23 Mar 2025

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    "Tony wants to scream.

    He wants to yell and shout and rip apart these non-teachers, demanding to know what happened, who hurt his kid, what the heck is going on. How this stupid field trip turned into a nightmare from hell and Peter is bleeding and scared and Tony doesn’t know what to do. How to fix this."

    AKA: the field trip to SI from hell, because it's not a good thing an entire high school knows Peter (allegedly) works at SI. (one shot, gen)

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    23 Mar 2025

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    "Please come in." Miss Potts smiled. She didn't look like someone who was about to sue you for thousands of dollars. Maybe he needed to stop assuming things about people, Peter thought when he discovered with horror Tony Stark, sitting in an expensive rotating chair, turning his back to them, looking at New York, the city expanding for miles and miles.

    Under other circumstances, Peter would have loved to meet the man, he realized now that he was sitting in front of the genius, cheeks red with embarrassment. He wished he could ask him questions, he wished he could understand who he was when he wasn't in his 'Tony Stark attitude.' Because Peter was sure, the man was not the narcissistic he showed to the world. Not when he had almost died protecting New York from aliens.
    Some people said he was only trying to save his own butt -his father said that- but Peter didn't believe so.

    Or, Peter never had a good relationship with his family, and probably never would. His father was too mean, too violent, a racist, a drinker, the first to hate mutant people, and never the last to raise his hand on his son. All Peter ever wanted was to get away. So when Tony Stark offers him an internship, Peter jumps on the occasion.

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    22 Mar 2025