AuntOpossum
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Decadence by AuntOpossum
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One
17 Oct 2025
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'Eat or Be Eaten'. A Human phrase, and one that does not translate over well for Cybertronians.
How peculiar a species, that so closely resembles the other in shape and mannerisms, can exist with such different energy-processing systems.
Humans are adaptable. Aggressively so. Disturbingly so. They claw with a need to endure for as long as their pitiful lifespan allows them. Cybertronians may have their slow pulsing Sparks, but a human soul is like a flickering flame.
Undeniably, humans do an excellent job of scorching the world around them as they live. As they survive. As they burn, and burn, and burn. -
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If anyone were to come up and tell you that the Saja Boys are a bunch of demons, you would laugh in their face and tell them to get out.
That's because the Saja Boys are totally normal humans. Nothing odd about them at all. That's just their quirks from how harsh the idol life is. What's wrong with temporary tattoos? You don't like their newest stage concepts?
The media thinks the Saja Boys are a group of absolute, adorable and perfect, bunch of angels. The world believes you and your boys got where you were through luck, willpower, and skill. They praise you, The Manager, for being so open and honest about their struggles through idol-dom. Everyday you get better and better at cultivating the ultimate Professional Persona.
Of course, if you're actually honest, then why are your pants on fire? No really. These pants are on fire. You and your boys got where you were because you saw the boys lay out a perfect pair of pants and heard them discuss how it needs to be lit on fire. Then, you put them on and lit them yourself. And if anyone were to run up and scream that the Saja Boys are a bunch of demons, you would laugh in their face and tell them you'd do it all over again. -
They Stroking on My Heat 'Til I Pass Out by AuntOpossum
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
01 Jun 2025
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You're hot. He's hot. It's another, record breaking, summer heatwave.
Why don't you both take a break and fool around for a bit? -
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How to make an alien robot friend if you live under a rock and never socialize:
Step 1: Obtain a comfy and very nice couch. Buy fancy duvet pillows.
Step 2: Ensure couch is well placed within your living room, and your living room window is large and easily breakable.
Step 3: Experience divine punishment for owning such a nice couch, get alien blood all over those new cushions.
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit. Friends forever. -
What I Say. Goes. by AuntOpossum
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
10 Jun 2023
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Currently, on Earth-1610, somebody is sitting at a table outside, enjoying a bagel sandwich. A sausage-egg-&-swiss on a poppy seed. They order the same thing everytime, but the waitress, for the life of her, can never remember this customer’s name or face. There will always be this bagel store at this street corner. Just as there will always be this street corner in any version of New York. The plot-importance of the street corner is irrelevant. The only things that matter are that the bagels are delicious -regardless of dimension- and that someone enjoys a sausage-egg-&-swiss on a poppy seed. This someone has ensured that they can always enjoy their bagels.
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Iron Hunger by evergre3n
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
22 Oct 2025
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After being detached from the Lost Light, moments after Chromedome made the call to detonate the pod rather than let Overlord free, Overlord retreats to the ruins of a buried Titan, wounded, isolated, and desperate to recover. Unexpectedly, he’s discovered by you, a human crew member left behind during a chaotic detour, presumed dead. With no immediate escape and limited resources, you barter with a war criminal, a Phase Sixer: offering him repairs and companionship in exchange for a promised escape. But desperation makes strange allies.
You rebuilt a weapon. The question is: What will it do for you?
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30 Oct 2025
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Orbit of You by Shattered_Matrix
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One
07 Sep 2025
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She thought she was studying Cybertronian dialects. Instead, she caught the attention of a thirty-foot murderjet with a praise kink and zero respect for personal space.
He called her Brightspark. She called him pretty. No one warned the Autobots what would happen next.Bookmarked by AuntOpossum
13 Oct 2025
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What Happens on Hedonia... by genitus6
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
14 Sep 2025
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The suggestion that anyone would want to kiss him at all would be cause for him to scoff on a normal day. He’d get defensive, tell you where to go, because he knew full well that there was a non-zero chance you’d be taking the piss.
This? This was crazy.
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(Or, Ambulon goes to Hedonia during the events of MTMTE #13 and meets a human who insists that he's attractive and admirable and all sorts of things that make him want to die. But, you know. In a nice way.)
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12 Oct 2025
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“In all of my time of experience no life has ever been able to have been created from me, indirectly and not. All would be soon destroyed after its creation. So tell me how this planet is different? What changed?”
Optimus looked at Unicron, now at his height he could clearly see the confusion on his face, perhaps a smidge of pain if he was reading the God's expression right.
Or Unicron finds out about humanity, adopts them, then immediately gives them drugs.
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26 Aug 2025
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The elder draws back and you straighten up, exchanging a long look as she examines your appearance. There is disapproval in her eyes, but also pity. You look away, fixing your attention to the small phylactery she wears around her neck. It shimmers with its own light, the vial full of innermost energon. You wonder if, through some miracle, you will come to bear the same honor, the same burden. Today will tell.
AU: In which humans and mechs coexist on one planet, from the start.
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23 Aug 2025