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Alpha by luridlibrary
Fandoms: Skyrim, The Elder Scrolls - Fandom, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
18 May 2014
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Farkas and the Dragonborn share a bestial night together in Markarth.
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04 Sep 2020
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BIG DICK JAKE!! BIG DICK JAKE!! BIG DICK JAKE!!
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Amy finds out an interesting detail about Jake’s past when they investigate the robbery of a male strip club. The revelation that Jake had another full time job before becoming a cop proves to be an interesting secret, as well as a new source of tension between them.
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09 Apr 2019
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Jake confesses his feelings for Amy back at Tactical Village, metaphorically pushing Teddy aside and winning the heart of Amy Santiago. The choirs cheer and the angels sing. The precinct, however, doesn’t know a damn thing because of course Jake and Amy would make a bet to see who could date each other in secret the longest.
Somehow, the more people join the bet, the more Jake and Amy fall in love.
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09 Apr 2019
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five times jake drunk texts amy (and inadvertently makes her smile) and one time she does by crazykrystle
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
18 Feb 2014
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In which Jake texts Amy mostly stupid, occasionally funny, sometimes sweet, and never sober things in the middle of the night (and she always ends up smiling).
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07 Apr 2019
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Jake:
i want to watch horror movies with your hand either down my pants or stroking my hair i can’t decideAmy:
I have two hands I can do both.Series
- Part 3 of Peraltiago smut-shots
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07 Apr 2019
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“There would have to be rules,” Amy said.
Jake looked surprised for a moment, and then smirked. “Friends with benefits, Santiago-style,” he teased. “Okay, hit me.”
(Or, Amy and Jake sleep together and completely fail at putting it behind them.)
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07 Apr 2019
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“If we’re going undercover, you’re going to have to be quicker on your feet,” Jake said, insufferably smug.
Amy huffed. “Well, this is why I wanted to go over everything with you. Preparation is the soul of... preparedness.”
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07 Apr 2019
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"First one to cry annulment covers the other's weekends for six months," Jake says instantly.
(or, the one where amy santiago falls in love with and gets drunk vegas married to jake peralta, not necessarily in that order)
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- Part 13 of Author's Favourites
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- 8/8
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07 Apr 2019
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Amy has had a lot of great ideas in her lifetime. Telling her cousin she's dating Jake Peralta and he'll definitely be attending her destination wedding is not one of them.
Aka the one where Amy and Jake pretend to date while pretending they're not really madly in love with each other.
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- 10/10
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07 Apr 2019
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Everyday Is Christmas When You're Here with Me by Kufikiria
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
31 Dec 2018
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A collection of 24 Peraltiago drabbles and one-shots all set in a same ‘fake dating during Christmas holidays’ canon-divergence/alternate universe. A new one will be posted each day from December 1st-24th!
(Or, my Advent Calendar to wait until Christmas Day. 100% full of fluff and Christmas tropes, because I’m a sucker for that.)
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- Part 13 of It's Always Been You
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06 Apr 2019
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A collection of one-shots inspired by prompts on Tumblr, aka the only way I'll survive this hiatus.
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04 Apr 2019
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After Holt finally leaves, Amy's left to rethink how she feels about a certain misunderstanding with Jake.
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03 Apr 2019
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let them talk 'cause we're dancing in this world alone by amyscascadingtabs
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
18 Jan 2019
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The door opens to the exact amount of eclectic chatter she associates with Shaw’s bar an early Monday afternoon, allowing her to breathe out for a moment’s peace, and then a shout from the familiar voice of Charles Boyle.
“The lovebirds have arrived!”
So clearly it is going to be weird.or, Jake and Amy go to Shaw's for the first time as a couple.
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03 Apr 2019
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Glimpses into Amy's life between 4x22 (Crime and Punishment) and 5x03 (Kicks). Peraltiago. One-Shot. Amy Centric.
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02 Apr 2019
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i came alone, title of my sex tape by jadedlilian for 4drinkamy
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
13 Nov 2018
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Tonight, she’s in the mood for some solo male loving. Nothing too wild, just a man pleasuring himself the best way he knows how, moaning most of the way through.
It’s far from her first time indulging in this type of porn, so she has to skip through several pages of results before finding something she hasn’t seen before: “Jake Hammer Strikes Again,” the video title reads.
She hovers her cursor over the link for a split second, giving the thumbnail preview only a passing glance before clicking forward. (So sue her, she’s horny and impatient and certain that any image of a decently attractive man jerking off will do the job.)
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31 Mar 2019
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On the night of their engagement, Jake and Amy celebrate together.
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31 Mar 2019
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stake me out tonight (i don't wanna let you go) by literaphobe
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
25 May 2018
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Having no open cases and nothing to lose, Jake and Amy embark on a quest to stay locked up in a hotel room for eight days together (kidding, they were assigned to work on a stakeout and Jake made a bet with Rosa stipulating that he and Amy survive the full duration). The only problem? Feelings. Feelings are a big, big problem.
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29 Mar 2019
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Jake offers to make up for his offences against Amy during the third annual Halloween Heist, and she takes him up on it in a big way.
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28 Mar 2019
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Jake was supposed to keep Amy distracted for the rest of the night so she wouldn't die of anxiety while she waited for the results of her equivalency exam to be released. But because he's an idiot he brought up the nervous game to his attractive, opposite sex coworker that he had 100% non-platonic feelings for even though he knew she couldn't possibly feel the same way. He thought his partner was going to roll her eyes at him and dismiss it as immature, but when she doesn't...
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- Part 7 of Peraltiago smut-shots
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- English
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- 15/15
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28 Mar 2019
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She gasps into his mouth, losing count of the booted steps as his tongue pushes into her mouth, attention faltering as she tastes his kiss at last, and it is warm and sweet and surprisingly tender. Amy and Jake do Vice a favor, but then things take an unexpected turn.
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28 Mar 2019