Beckstraordinary

Picture of James Lance as DJ Ray Henderson lighting his cigarette over a turntable.



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    The Yips is a series of one-shots where I write some hardcore yearning. No real endings, happy or otherwise. Untethered. Probably real sad. Sorry?

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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Ted bakes a cake. Newborn Henry supervises.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Ted and Baby Henry 🥹🥹🥹🥹

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    If Ted had let him answer, Trent would have told him that he loved a lot of things: his family, his friends, football and, yes, writing. But what Trent truly loved was the seeking before the writing. There was a path to the truth and that's what Trent walked, dogged and unafraid.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    The one where Trent is still married (poly).

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    These are the facts of the situation:

    First, the stands at the Greyhounds’ training facility are particularly slippery after rain.

    Second, Trent is not as coordinated as he would like to believe.

    If he had known that Colin’s heroic rescue would result in this spiraling storm of whispers, Trent would have asked the universe to let him fall. Sure, it would have come with a loss of pride and respect, perhaps would have eradicated the last shreds of his dignity, maybe would have even resulted in a trip to the A&E if he hit his head, but –

    It has to be better than this.

    Trent wonders idly if he did hit his head and this is all a very bizarre dream.

    Or: AFC Richmond think that Colin and Trent are in a secret relationship and are trying very hard to be supportive. Colin and Trent just want to be free from this nightmare of miscommunication.

    (A story about the struggles of coming out even after the hard part's finished, Trent's deep-rooted insecurities, and Richmond’s misguided attempts at being allies)

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    19 Nov 2025

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    The one where everybody thinks Trent and Colin are a thing.

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    A TedTrent confession for Ted Lasso Season 4, Featuring pies as a metaphor for sexuality.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    The one with the pie metaphor! 🥧

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Trent's in hot water for leaving Ted to nap all by his lonesome on a quiet, Sunday afternoon.
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    [H]e did what all loving boyfriends do when caught in the affectionate entanglement of their partner’s limbs: he slowly extricated himself from their bed, shifting inch by inch, careful not to wake the slumbering man beside him. He tiptoed away in silent triumph, blissfully unaware that this small act of contortionism, alongside his sudden craving for marmalade on toast, would soon prove detrimental to the rest of his tranquil Sunday afternoon.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    Silly mad Ted and the Ted and Trent nap