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exciting new ways to shut up your smeghead bunk mate (by Dave Lister) by BooBalooPants
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
20 Jul 2026
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Lister loves shutting Rimmer up. Rimmer loves it too.
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“Fan-smegging-tastic. I’ve only been a hologram for three smegging years and now I’m dying again.”
“You’re not dying,” Lister told him. He looked exasperated. The cheek of the smegger.
“Yes I am,” Rimmer snapped.
“You’re not. Cos you’re already dead.”
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Lorrimer kills the vampire Count Dracula.
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The Orgasmic Rites of Dracula: The Cocksuckening by BooBalooPants
Fandoms: Dracula (Movies - Hammer)
25 Oct 2024
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often smutty vancula doodles, this way...
(title credit goes to PapsIGuess)
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Rochefort remembers things whilst he is being punished.
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These two are occupying my mind during every single waking moment of mine. Enjoy the brainrot :)
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Rimmer looks down at himself, touches the edge of the table and looks up at Lister with an expression on his face which can only be described as hungry.
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17 Jul 2026
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Fill for the Red Dwarf Kink Meme on LiveJournal.
Prompt: “Rimmer giving head to a dozy, sleepy Lister.”- Language:
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10 Jun 2026
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Admittedly they'd both been a bit in their cups by then, but Lister sort of thinks he gets it. Some of his favourite parts of sex had little to do with the actual act itself and more to do with the desperation of being close to someone, of breathing the same air and sharing the same body for a bit. Don't get him wrong, sex was great, but it was the little things that really made it; a hand holding you closer, losing all sense of time outside the other person, the cuddling after where you laze about in bed naked with each other, vulnerable but safe. All things Rimmer's never experienced—and stuff Lister's probably not up to giving him, truthfully.
Not all of it, anyway…but maybe some of it.
"Okay, don't bite me head off," Lister starts cautiously, wiping his hands on his green cargo shorts, "But I'm gonna put something on the table…metaphorically, that is."
Rimmer, predictably, says nothing.
Lister licks his lips and thinks he should just come out with it, cause worst comes to worst at least it'll definitely make Rimmer start talking to him again.
"I think you should put me prick in your mouth."
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To love someone is to give them the power to hurt you at any time, and to trust that they won’t use it.
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Forest Of Beasts by TheSmallestEevee
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Beauty and the Beast (2017), Disney - All Media Types
04 Aug 2017
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An arrogant hunter and a beast must work together if they want to get out of this mess alive. What could possibly go right?!
Cue some enchanted stuff and some awkward odd-couple struggles, I'm sure. Oh look, age-old tropes ahoy. Beware!AU in which Gaston and the Beast both fall into the ravine at the end of the movie.
(this can take place in any-verse, though I did have the original animated film in mind!)All beautiful art work by 小ノ木Get
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29 Jun 2025