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Rimmer looks down at himself, touches the edge of the table and looks up at Lister with an expression on his face which can only be described as hungry.
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- Part 1 of (you found me)
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17 Jul 2026
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Fill for the Red Dwarf Kink Meme on LiveJournal.
Prompt: “Rimmer giving head to a dozy, sleepy Lister.”- Language:
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10 Jun 2026
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Admittedly they'd both been a bit in their cups by then, but Lister sort of thinks he gets it. Some of his favourite parts of sex had little to do with the actual act itself and more to do with the desperation of being close to someone, of breathing the same air and sharing the same body for a bit. Don't get him wrong, sex was great, but it was the little things that really made it; a hand holding you closer, losing all sense of time outside the other person, the cuddling after where you laze about in bed naked with each other, vulnerable but safe. All things Rimmer's never experienced—and stuff Lister's probably not up to giving him, truthfully.
Not all of it, anyway…but maybe some of it.
"Okay, don't bite me head off," Lister starts cautiously, wiping his hands on his green cargo shorts, "But I'm gonna put something on the table…metaphorically, that is."
Rimmer, predictably, says nothing.
Lister licks his lips and thinks he should just come out with it, cause worst comes to worst at least it'll definitely make Rimmer start talking to him again.
"I think you should put me prick in your mouth."
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To love someone is to give them the power to hurt you at any time, and to trust that they won’t use it.
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Forest Of Beasts by TheSmallestEevee
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Beauty and the Beast (2017), Disney - All Media Types
04 Aug 2017
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An arrogant hunter and a beast must work together if they want to get out of this mess alive. What could possibly go right?!
Cue some enchanted stuff and some awkward odd-couple struggles, I'm sure. Oh look, age-old tropes ahoy. Beware!AU in which Gaston and the Beast both fall into the ravine at the end of the movie.
(this can take place in any-verse, though I did have the original animated film in mind!)All beautiful art work by 小ノ木Get
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29 Jun 2025
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All they ever wanted was to provide a safe and happy life for their son, even if that meant not being a part of it. Sending Chomper to live in the Great Valley was the hardest decision his parents had ever made, but now they’re faced with the grim reality of possibly having to take their son and flee their home forever. As long as Red Claw walks the earth, they can never live in peace.
A look into the events that followed with Chomper and his family after the Gang left the island, leading up to the final confrontation with Red Claw.
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After all that had happened, the last thing John Banning was planning on was becoming far more entangled in the troubles surrounding his misadventures...but somehow undead things don't stay gone and Kharis returns to his life in way that makes life stranger than fiction and perhaps maybe just maybe there was a reason for everything(?)
Or maybe it was all just madness...
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02 Aug 2024
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The Private Eye and The Fugitive by Bowlerhatduck
Fandoms: Monsters at Work (Cartoon), Monsters Inc. (Movies)
04 Aug 2024
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Duncan P. Anderson has been looking for Randall Boggs ever since he escaped but when he bumps into the sick lizard in Monsters Inc, it's still a surprising shock. How will the two snarky monsters get along?
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13 Jul 2024
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Grand Moff Tarkin interrogates a stowaway aboard the Death Star, and it takes... an unexpected turn.
This is an extremely dumb crackship crossover between Star Wars and the Wicker Man because I need to make Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee's characters fuck in every fictional universe. Please do not treat this seriously because it is not meant to be a serious work.
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A Body Of Work (And What To Do With It) by PennyName (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Dracula (Movies - Hammer), Hammer Horror Films, Dracula & Related Fandoms
13 Jul 2025
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Despite the risks, Lorrimer Van Helsing performs an experimental cure on Count Dracula to make him human again. But, at what cost?
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“Their initial purpose was to narrow down the recruitment process by … er, obliging candidates to prove their love and desire for each other. It had to be mutual.”
Rimmer forced himself to speak. “So - the sensors kicked in when we came in here and they think we’re-”
“Here for an interview?” Lister finished in disbelief.
Lister and Rimmer get more than they bargained for whilst exploring a deserted spaceship.
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01 Jul 2024
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Sunset on the Moors by PapsIGuess
Fandoms: The Hound of the Baskervilles (Hammer - 1959)
24 Sep 2024
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Sherlock and Sir Henry speak to each other again after the events of the Baskerville case.
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01 Jul 2024
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So This Is Love by CaerbannogRabby
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types
09 Sep 2024
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Inspired by Forest of Beasts by TheSmallestEevee. This is a sequel of sorts.
After their adventures in the enchanted forest, Adam and Gaston learn to navigate their new relationship. Belle is angry that the man she fell in love with, and thought might love her back, is in love with someone else. Especially when that someone is the jerk who tried to force her to marry him. Lefou has unrequited love for Gaston and gets very jealous of his new “friend” Adam. Gaston doesn’t yet know about the conditions for breaking the curse. This creates angst and misunderstandings as Gaston is battling with internalized homophobia and his suspicions that Adam might be in love with Belle.
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15 Apr 2024
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After the events of Dracula A.D. 1972 Lorrimer Van Helsing needs to unwind
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The Dream Diary of Doctor Lorrimer Van Helsing by Slothrasketch
Fandoms: Dracula (Movies - Hammer)
10 Jun 2025
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I urge caution in the examination of this document due to the indecent and salacious content that follows. The prurient nature of many of these dreams is both graphic and shocking. But I feel compelled to chronicle their substance in the hope that some detail overlooked now may provide clarity or meaning at a future time.
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A series of spicy dreams that Van Helsing experiences after binding Count Dracula to himself as a Familiar
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- Part 3 of New and Familiar
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A set of Vancula encounters based on online prompts and sort of influenced by random songs...enjoy. First prompt was for the reaction of one's reaction to another walking in on them bathing. The song that comes to mind is Every Move You make...because we all know how stalkerish and possessive Dracula is.
Enjoy. :)
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It is Christmas time and Helsing has an unexpected guest
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- Part 3 of Bloodlust
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21 Jan 2024
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A series of drabbles and one-offs in the lives of Van Helsing and his Familiar Dracula. Can the good doctor ever truly domesticate the vampire he loves?
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- Part 4 of New and Familiar
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12 Jan 2024
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"I am going to give you some instructions. You must go upstairs and wait for me in my bedroom. Close the curtains. Sit on the edge of the bed. Do not undress, I will take care of that in due time. Can you do that?"
"Yes."
Helsing feels a bit dizzy as the vampire disappears upstairs.
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- Part 2 of New and Familiar
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10 Jan 2024
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"Impatient, are we?" Dracula whispers and nuzzles Helsing's ear. "Impatient to...receive your bridegroom?" Helsing clamps his eyes shut as he feels the monster's sharp teeth drag down and hover against his carotid artery. The maw opens wide, the moment pregnant with horrible anticipation.
Another minute passes.
"What have you done?" Dracula's voice is different. Confused. Frightened?
In that moment, Van Helsing knows that the ritual has worked.
Dracula takes a step backward, then another. His eyes are wide, wild. Lorrimer cannot help the small smile he now feels on his own countenance.
"Have you made yourself...my Familiar, Doctor?"
"No."
The tall man sneers but now seems less sure of himself. He arches an eyebrow.
"No, Count Dracula. I have made you mine."
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- Part 1 of New and Familiar
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27 Nov 2023