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Sixty-one days, fifteen hours, and eleven minutes into his voyage aboard the U.S.S. Hephaestus, Douglas Eiffel comes to the same conclusion he has every other day he wakes up aboard this godforsaken ship: this sucks.
(Title is just a phrase that people say, but if you must know, the song that was stuck in my head when I picked it was "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison, not. The other one).
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If anyone were to ask Stone what his personal version of Hell was, he would tell them that Hell is standing by Robotnik’s side through an academic conference.
(Stone gets stabbed while he and the Doctor are out on business. This is fine. He can handle it).
(Spoilers: he can't).
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You Make It Feel Like Christmas by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
24 Dec 2024
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Two weeks before Christmas, Eddie sits in his office, listens to a cop tell him about the state they found his mother in, and he drops his phone. It hits the ground, shattering into pieces, and his entire world goes with it.
Eddie worries about things incessantly because of a fear that his mother instilled in him, and to one-up him, Sonia Kaspbrak up and dies.
(A Hallmark original film, sort of. Not Hallmark. Not a film. All the sap.)
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Of Monsters and Mortals by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
21 Dec 2024
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“You mentioned something about ‘coping with the weirdness’ last time.”
After the would-be end of the world, Amy sees a therapist. She sees no reason to, but she does.
(Post-canon. Amy has to stay behind while her friends run off to play Scooby Doo. She makes friends with the first person she sees: Kieffer).
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- Part 5 of SMCU EXTENDED EDITION
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They’re calling him ‘the world’s savior’. He may have tried to destroy it first, and he may have cleaved the moon in half, but when it came down to it, Doctor Robotnik chose to sacrifice his own life to save everyone on earth. The people who shut him out. Rejected him. Resented him. Thanks to him, life goes on. Thanks to him, humanity still has a world to live on.
Stone’s world, though, floats outside of earth’s atmosphere, nothing but space dust among the stars. Robotnik may have steered the laser away from the planet, but it still blew Stone’s world into a thousand tiny pieces.
(Post-Sonic 3 Fix-It. Stobotnik nation, how we doing? Bad? Yeah, me too)
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i wanna break these bones 'til they're better by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
01 Nov 2024
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If you had told Spencer that one day, he’d sell himself, body and soul, to a higher power, he would have assumed you meant the government.
He would not, however, expect to literally hand his free will over to the first actual god that offered him safety, housing, and a decent meal.
(Pre-canon fic about what happened with Spencer and Kieffer in the two years prior to Vol. 1. Title from "Eight" by Sleeping at Last).
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- Part 1 of SMCU (Spencer Middleton Cinematic Universe)
- Part 1 of SMCU EXTENDED EDITION
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you said 'hey man, i love you, but no fucking way' by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
01 Oct 2024
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When Spencer Middleton dropped off the face of the earth three months ago, Jack presumed him dead and moved on with his life.
(Title from Twin Size Mattress by the Front Bottoms).
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- Part 2 of What if they were friends though
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“Y’know, speaking of car sex, this one time, I had this guy in my backseat, knife to his throat with his gun against my hip-"
“Good god,” Jack interrupts from his spot across the kitchen table from them. Two sets of eyes snap over to him at once, both inquisitive, completely unbothered by Jack’s mild horror at the conversation in front of him. “I think ever having the two of you in the same room was a mistake.”
(Finally wrote that Jack/Jerry/Spencer threesome. It's kinky, of course).
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BITE RISK - DO NOT PET by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
04 Aug 2024
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At Vanessa's suggestion, Spencer gets a hobby. What else are you supposed to do when you have no more gods to tie you down?
(Post-Meanwhile. Everybody's always talking about dogboy Spencer Middleton but no one's willing to step up and collar the guy, so... I did it!)
(Insert that one note from Homestuck that says 'where doing it man. where MAKING THIS HAPEN' here).
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- Part 3 of SMCU (Spencer Middleton Cinematic Universe)
- Part 7 of SMCU EXTENDED EDITION
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Spencer remembered when the Collector first found him.
(Fanfic following what I think Spencer was doing over the course of all four books, and then a little more).
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- Part 2 of SMCU (Spencer Middleton Cinematic Universe)
- Part 3 of SMCU EXTENDED EDITION
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Rosa finally meets Jack's ex-girlfriend. Problem is, she died a couple months ago.
Ghost AU!
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- Part 6 of SMCU EXTENDED EDITION
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You may be wondering, 'how did we get here?' by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
01 Jun 2024
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Failed to write adequate brat taming last time I wrote Mellingo smut. Tried again. Much more satisfied this time!
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Til Death Do Us Part: Jack Townsend's Guide on How Not to Deal with the Loss of your Girlfriend by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
26 Mar 2024
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This is part one of what I've been referring to as 'the frankenfic', in which Jack starts med school after Sabine goes into her coma and devotes himself to finding a cure for death.
Please heed the tags. It's still Frankenstein.
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- Part 1 of The Frankenfic
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So, that bizarre underclassman, the one with a reputation of violence and zero friends on campus, asked Spencer to drive him home today.
(What else did Jack forget doing in high school?)
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- Part 1 of What if they were friends though
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Per Mammon's request, Ozzie meets with one of his clowns to make a sex doll of him. Ozzie plans on being totally, one-hundred percent professional about it.
(That doesn't mean he follows through).
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In which one Bruce Wayne rescues Edward Nashton from a mugger, and Edward decides to thank him for his 'heroism'.
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A Day in the Life of a Liskov Agent by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
10 Dec 2023
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“The first step to success,” one of the higher-ups once told him, “is a consistent schedule. If you want to amount to anything in this line of work, you have to keep your personal life in order.”
Antonio- or Tony, or Carlos, or whatever they were calling him now, he doesn’t know- never really bought into that idea, but he made one anyway. Working for the Liskov Institute made it damn near impossible to establish a sense of normalcy, but he may as well try, right?
(I heard y'all like Tony. Here's some Tony!)
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- Part 2 of SMCU EXTENDED EDITION
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Sure, Spencer gave him a five-minute head start to hide or run or do whatever, but he knew Spencer watched him run for as long as possible. He could feel those eyes on his neck. Even while his hunter waited patiently on the sidelines, Jack couldn’t help but feel helpless from the very beginning.
He couldn’t be too mad about it, either. He was the idiot that agreed to all of this.
(Author wanted to write primal and stuff got out of hand)
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Hiding out in a shitty motel on the opposite side of town from the gas station, carefully cleaning out the stitches along his patched up throat, Spencer Middleton received a call from a dead man.
Or, Author was so very disappointed that Spencer didn't pick up the phone at the end of book 1 that he wrote nearly 10k words about it.
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He just needs to get it over with. Just once, and he’ll be over that silly, sex-driven crush of his. Melli really can’t stand that personality of his, anyway.
(Spoiler alert: he doesn't).