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That and the cattle prod by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
09 Oct 2025
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I think the lines that best sum this fic up are from "Cruel and Unusual", another fic I wrote a little while back:
“So- so what?” Jack splutters after a second, sitting up a bit straighter. “You guys hook up for a couple weeks, and now you just get to boss Spencer fucking Middleton around? How’d you even do that?”
Jerry’s smile only widens. “Beat him in a wrestling match, tied him down, and edged him ‘til he forgot how to beg. That and the cattle prod.”
(That's right! I finally finished it! Kinktober, day 9: rough sex) (What? I never said they'd all line up perfectly to the prompts. It's pretty rough sex for Spencer)
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Azuki was smirking all over again with that, the last sip of her glass poised to her mouth as her head cocked to the side. “My god, Louis, you don’t know?” Her tone was infuriatingly teasing; he wasn’t sure if he loved or hated this new casual version of his wife, of what could be a new friend to him. “Wolf mating season starts in January, and it ends in March. Rabbit mating season is March to September, and deer mating season, if I’m not mistaken, is October to December, is it not? I’m not telling you not to have fun, but I am going to tell you to be careful when you invite your brand new, rutted-up grey wolf boyfriend into the house while he’s at his horniest. He may try to take your other leg, or… something else.”
Louis almost dropped his champagne glass at the realization.
Fuck.
(Kinktober, day 8: breeding and gore)
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UNSTABLE UNICORN - Noun
1. A planetary body on a temporarily safe orbit with a breathable atmosphere; somewhere that is safe, but only for a little while.
2. A third member added to a preexisting relationship (usually a bisexual woman) who should really get in to see a therapist before she snaps (see also: "Bertbert's nickname in college").
(Yeah, I wrote this entire fic just to make that joke. What of it? Hop off my dick. Kinktober, day 7: Fuck or Die)
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Wash sure does know how to make putting in overtime sound appealing.
(Tucker pisses Wash off. Wash puts him in a cage. This is probably a gross misuse of power, but hey, they're into it.)
(Kinktober, day 6: Chastity)
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Kokichi doesn’t cry when they’re just lounging around the apartment, not usually. Kaito usually humors him anyway, so he never needs to. Other than when he does it on purpose, he never cries, period; for as long as they’ve been dating, Kaito has never actually seen Kokichi cry when he hasn’t meant to. He’s too in tune with himself to let that happen. When Kokichi cries, he does it to play the part of the neglected boyfriend, or the blushing virgin, or he’s so unbelievably close to cumming that he doesn’t care if a couple tears slip out by accident.
With that in mind, none of this is Kaito’s fault. It’s Kokichi’s. He didn’t mean for it to be, but it is.
(Kinktober, day 5: Dacryphilia)
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Birdie's Kinktober-ish Writing Ordeal (Not Clickbait) (Gone Wrong) (Gone Sexual) by Bread_Bird
Fandom: Dangan Ronpa Series, Homestuck, Midnight Burger (Podcast), Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game), Red vs. Blue, Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend, ビースターズ | BEASTARS
09 Oct 2025
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This shit has all, in my head, been part of the Spencer Middleton Cinematic Universe in my head for a million billion years now, but I just now got around to making the full series. Enjoy!
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Do robotgirls dream of electric- [CRITICAL SYSTEMS ERROR] by Bread_Bird
Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio)
19 Apr 2025
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This is just Eiffel and Hera getting each other off
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SMCU (Spencer Middleton Cinematic Universe) by Bread_Bird
Fandom: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
01 Nov 2024
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What if they were friends though by Bread_Bird
Fandom: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
01 Oct 2024
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AU where Jack and Spencer were friends in high school :D
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