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It’s a funny story, actually, how Stone ended up working for Robotnik for as long as he has. Most of his predecessors didn’t piece together the whole ‘vampire’ thing until they were on the business end of the Doctor’s fangs, but Robotnik didn’t keep asking for them because he wanted an easy meal. He just needed someone to invite him into buildings, and he kept getting sick of the other ones.
Stone loves his job. He really does.
(Kinktober, day 31: free day)
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“Like artwork.” She says that last part thoughtlessly, like it’s not something embarrassingly, tooth-rottingly sweet to say to someone you’ve got strung up against a headboard, but before either of them get too long to think about it, something else catches her eye. Her breath hitches, and she raises a hand, reaching for the freshest scar in Verge’s collection: a neat circle of slightly paler flesh, just below their ribcage, where the plasma gun burnt a hole right through them. “That’s the mark from…”
She trails off there. Verge gives her a second, just in case she intends on continuing, but she just closes her mouth and leaves Verge to respond, watching the way her hand hovers over it. “Uh-huh. You can touch all you want.”
(There's this moment in episode 10 where Deidre, who sounds scared out of her fucking mind, thinks the world is ending and goes to Verge's motel room to try and sleep with them. I really liked that idea, so I made it happen later down the timeline! Kinktober, day 30: restraints)
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Izuru’s eyes flick down.
Servant is hard. Again. What’s more, despite the desperate tugging at Izuru’s wrist, he makes no effort to escape his grasp. Instead, he pushes towards it, crushing his windpipe even further.
(Kinktober, day 29: breathplay)
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A ring. A big, solid one, with an insignia carved into it.
Leif recoils the moment their fingers brush his face, jolting in an effort to pull back from them. “Oh, shit, you’re gonna-” he blurts out, but his breath catches in his throat. He swallows hard. “Oh.”
“Make you a little less pretty?” they supply. With the way he’s arranged, when they put their weight onto their other arm and grab him by the jaw, he can’t pull away fast enough without running the risk of injuring himself. They hum, pleased. “Sure am. Perks of the job. What, are you scared?”
(Leif gets branded by one of the pirates in Låfftrax's crew. Sort of. Kinktober, day 27: S&M)
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She keeps all of the messages that come through her Tangle. Reporter’s habit. She doesn’t tend to hold onto things, and she isn’t exactly the nostalgic type, but words, even the ones she can’t use, are a particular vice of hers, and she feels no need to break the habit anytime soon. She likes to go through some of them and listen from time to time, just to hear the voices of their senders. They keep her company when she can’t sleep on long flights, or they remind her that she doesn’t need to be lonely, because people out there are thinking of her.
Others, though. Others only see the light of day when she’s a different kind of lonely.
(Kinktober, day 22: dirty talk)
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Light floods Kazuichi’s vision as somebody yanks the sack off of his head, blinding him. He takes in a big gulp of air, trying to tug on the handcuffs behind him just to see if they’ll still hold, and- yeah, no one is removing those, awesome. He’s on his knees on a wooden floor, the slats biting into his skin, and in front of him sits a poker table with half a dozen men sitting at it. Behind him are two more. At the head of the table sits a man no older than him, short and blond with a mean look in his lone eye and his mouth pressed against his folded hands, but Kazuichi isn’t looking at him. No. Of course not. How could he, with that big-ass dragon banner hanging just behind him?
Y’know. The dragon. The symbol of the Kuzuryu Clan.
Kazuichi’s mouth runs dry.
(Kinktober, day 19: exhibitionism/voyeurism)
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Last time he found her out here, he confided in her that sometimes, he has dreams where he would see smoke through the diner window and rush outside to greet her, only to find his ex-wife there in her place, ready to tear him to a million tiny little pieces. Ava pointed out that she was equally as likely to degrade him, and he said that yeah, of course he knew that, but at least he sort of liked her. That’s why she feels so comfortable pressing a few of Caspar’s buttons, shattered as he may be: she knows that he’s there for her, that he knows what he’s in for, and that he likes her. That’s why they’re allowed to play this cat and mouse game of theirs.
(Kinktober, day 15: shotgunning)
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The thing about fucking one of your coworkers, Tucker learns, is that once you actually succeed, they don’t go away. They’re just… there. All the time. You still have to work with them like you never fucked them in the first place.
(This is a followup to day 6. If you haven't read that one, you really should go do that first! Or not. I'm not your mom. Kinktober, day 14: orgasm denial)
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You never actually saw a grown subjugglator in person before Alternia’s destruction. You had no reason to. You stayed in line, kept your head down, and did exactly what you were supposed to do, so you never stood out enough to be seen as a problem. In fact, very few of your friends from back on Alternia actually came into contact with any adult members of your species. Too young to enlist, too unassuming to pose a serious threat, plenty of you had aspirations of serving, yes, but- well. You all know how that turned out.
You suppose, then, that’s why Gamzee’s size following his molt catches all of you off guard.
(Kinktober, day 13: size difference and heartbeat)
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Sometimes, they’ll walk together. Sometimes, Ingo will let him sleep in and make breakfast for the two of them in the meantime. Others still, they’ll stay in bed all morning, curled up at each other’s sides, half-awake but pretending not to be.
And others.
(Kinktober, day 12: somnophilia)
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That and the cattle prod by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
09 Oct 2025
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I think the lines that best sum this fic up are from "Cruel and Unusual", another fic I wrote a little while back:
“So- so what?” Jack splutters after a second, sitting up a bit straighter. “You guys hook up for a couple weeks, and now you just get to boss Spencer fucking Middleton around? How’d you even do that?”
Jerry’s smile only widens. “Beat him in a wrestling match, tied him down, and edged him ‘til he forgot how to beg. That and the cattle prod.”
(That's right! I finally finished it! Kinktober, day 9: rough sex) (What? I never said they'd all line up perfectly to the prompts. It's pretty rough sex for Spencer)
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Azuki was smirking all over again with that, the last sip of her glass poised to her mouth as her head cocked to the side. “My god, Louis, you don’t know?” Her tone was infuriatingly teasing; he wasn’t sure if he loved or hated this new casual version of his wife, of what could be a new friend to him. “Wolf mating season starts in January, and it ends in March. Rabbit mating season is March to September, and deer mating season, if I’m not mistaken, is October to December, is it not? I’m not telling you not to have fun, but I am going to tell you to be careful when you invite your brand new, rutted-up grey wolf boyfriend into the house while he’s at his horniest. He may try to take your other leg, or… something else.”
Louis almost dropped his champagne glass at the realization.
Fuck.
(Kinktober, day 8: breeding and gore)
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UNSTABLE UNICORN - Noun
1. A planetary body on a temporarily safe orbit with a breathable atmosphere; somewhere that is safe, but only for a little while.
2. A third member added to a preexisting relationship (usually a bisexual woman) who should really get in to see a therapist before she snaps (see also: "Bertbert's nickname in college").
(Yeah, I wrote this entire fic just to make that joke. What of it? Hop off my dick. Kinktober, day 7: Fuck or Die)
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Wash sure does know how to make putting in overtime sound appealing.
(Tucker pisses Wash off. Wash puts him in a cage. This is probably a gross misuse of power, but hey, they're into it.)
(Kinktober, day 6: Chastity)
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Kokichi doesn’t cry when they’re just lounging around the apartment, not usually. Kaito usually humors him anyway, so he never needs to. Other than when he does it on purpose, he never cries, period; for as long as they’ve been dating, Kaito has never actually seen Kokichi cry when he hasn’t meant to. He’s too in tune with himself to let that happen. When Kokichi cries, he does it to play the part of the neglected boyfriend, or the blushing virgin, or he’s so unbelievably close to cumming that he doesn’t care if a couple tears slip out by accident.
With that in mind, none of this is Kaito’s fault. It’s Kokichi’s. He didn’t mean for it to be, but it is.
(Kinktober, day 5: Dacryphilia)
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“This isn’t about expertise, Verge, it’s about you calling all the shots on your own. You can’t just run off without telling me what we’re doing.”
Verge lets out a short, bitter laugh, like that’s the funniest shit they’ve heard all week, and whirl around to face him, spitting out a rapid-fire reply the moment Leif finishes. “Or else what, you’ll spank me?”
And just like that, the argument grinds to a screeching halt. They’re not talking about that anymore. This is a whole new topic of conversation.
(As luck would have it: yes. Yes he will. Kinktober, day 4: spanking)
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Robotnik hums. His eyes flick to Stone’s face for a second, almost disinterested, before he continues working. “Well, if it’d get it out of your system, you can get yourself off on my boot.”
Oh. Okay. So today is the day that Robotnik finally gets sick of him and shoots him in the head, because there’s no way he’d ever let Stone do something like that and live to tell the tale.
(Kinktober, day 3: boot worship)
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‘EXCLUSIVE - First look at Enoshima Junko’s latest photoshoot ‘SHE//DEMON’! Japan’s hottest young model, now in latex- and your bad dreams.’
(Kinktober, day 1: leather/latex and pegging)
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When Vanessa walks into the shitty gas station at the edge of town for her first day of work, at her first ever job, she finds two scruffy-looking guys standing at the counter, staring at her like she just crash-landed into their atmosphere and started speaking exclusively in Klingon.
Which is odd, because the owners told her they only had one scruffy-looking guy on staff, and that he was the only person on staff, period.
(I have a lot of feelings about Vanessa Riggin. So many, in fact, that I fucked up and wrote 31k words for what was supposed to be a gas station shenanigans fic. Whoops.)
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“Okay,” Eiffel starts, opening the panel to Hera’s sensory array and examining the contents beneath, hands poised on either side of it, “so, there’s two ways we can go about this: either you can tell me how to fix you up, or you can toss me the manual, shut your eyes real tight, and let me go atcha with a screwdriver and a dream. What’ll it be, baby?”
(What Eiffel and Hera were /really/ doing with the sensory array while Minkowski played Die Hard in the vents system. Or, as I say every single time I watch Watchmen (2009) and subsequently the worst soundtracked sex scene ever: THE SHIP GETS TO CUM TOO!)
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