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Everything A Decent Death Eater Needs To Know About Britain's Most Belovedly Feared Dark-Lord-Who-Definitely-Isn't-Back as reported to you by Harry J. Potter, the Boy-Who-Knows
Harry needs a hobby. Luna offers to show him the ropes in investigative journalism. — In other words: Luna Lovegood is Luna Lovegood, Harry is so done with the Wizarding World, Ron is along for the ride, and Hermione really doesn't have time to stop Harry from becoming a Dark Lord.
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03 Dec 2018
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harry starts a newspaper // hes vaguely insane // so nothing new // chapter 8
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Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto.
Lucifer hates every second of it.
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25 Jul 2025
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adam is a peacock demon after death. lucifers halo was stolen and is now emilys, emily is not pleased // alastor's soul owner: Eve. // really bad choice of temper tantrum. couldn't you have gone and tortured someone random? // you'll never harm charlie, rules of the land don't allow it // chapter 72
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Alastor’s eyes gleamed. Then, wordless, he held his hand out, the faint, tinny sound of a radio waltz trickling in from the bayou.
“Is that a deal, Your Majesty?”
Lucifer looked at him then, this ruined soul clawing desperately for power, for control, and his smirk softened into a severe smile as he placed his hand in Alastor’s and said, with the gravitas of so many millennia: “You would not survive a deal with me.”
Lucifer knows Heaven isn't finished with them. With the future uncertain and a great many unknown players on the board, he can only hope to remain one step ahead of the home he'd once known. Meanwhile, the Radio Demon reveals himself to be a man of many surprising talents, chief of them being the dangerous ability to make Lucifer feel alive again. If only Lucifer knew what his endgame was.
Or: a series of dances and interactions between Alastor and Lucifer Morningstar, spanning the development of a rather peculiar relationship and the ever-dangerous politicking between Heaven and Hell.
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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Nov 2025
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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28 Jul 2025
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gotta love blitz, hes managed to piss off everyone everywhere all at once // distraction accomplished // i can imagine potential hotel folk walking up to the door, sensing the complete square dance of tomfoolery shit show that is going on in the lobby and just turning on their heel and walking away // the goddamn aura this hotel must have // there is psychological warfare occuring at levels that would flatten a suburb going on in there rn // so close yet so far // really wishing someone would clue lucifer in its getting painful // fuck her luci // fred :'( pls come back you cant die that easy // damn it // fred!! my boy!! i knew you couldnt be dead // really what was the game plan here Lilith // chapter 19
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this devotion may contain side-effects by owepossum
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
16 Oct 2025
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After the doctor hurts Rio, a freshly-orphaned Viktor is taken in at The Last Drop. Years later, there's a riot on the bridge.
In which child-Viktor refuses to abandon Silco; an act of devotion that changes the trajectory of Zaun's uprising. While Vander negotiates with Enforcers, Silco single-parents a revolution in the dark. Someone has to fund his son's endless charity work and vaccinate zaunish kids.
There's siblings-of-divorce, waverider eggs, volatile crystals...and a Piltie wandering around the Lanes looking for blue gems and a ghost.
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- Part 1 of devoted sciences
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18 May 2025
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we have powder!! // shit it about to hit the fan // shitteth hitteth // chapter 17