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Edd needs a nude model to paint for a turn in project in his art class, and decides on Matt. Tom would never allow a naked picture of himself to be shown to a bunch of strangers, and Tord... that’d just be weird. He finds that he’s able to convince Matt through extreme flattery, however while painting him, Matt keeps changing his expression dramatically. Matt eventually relents that Edd’s compliments cause him to grin so wildly, that as long as Edd keeps complimenting him, he’ll stick to that expression. So Edd works his brush and a silver tongue to keep Matt looking perfect. But the compliments don’t just go to Matt’s head... they reach his groin, too.
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11 Jun 2026
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Tom has had a crush on Edd for a few months, and every time Edd talks to someone or talks about someone, Tom feels an overwhelming amount of jealousy.
the jealously trope
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11 Jun 2026
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One evening, Tord is working on the algorithm for the defense system in his giant robot. Frustrated and stressed when the latest update fails, the aspiring dictator decides to relax the best way he knows how. Unfortunately for him...
All systems are go.
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05 Jun 2026
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05 Jun 2026
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edd tom blazing it together like friends dew
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when u sleepin next to some fine shyt and jst cant resist
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13 May 2026
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Super soft and fluffy sex because author is in love with Edd.
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- Part 5 of BugBoiOli's Eddsworld Smutshots
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12 May 2026
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Tord, Edd & Matt's Beautiful Walgreen's Adventure of Love and Prosperity by n33dlemountain
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
02 Oct 2024
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They go to Walgreens They have fun they buy something cool. They love each other so much ( polycule alert ) Tord is a little evil at the beginning but he is O.K.
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09 May 2026
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It was over.
It was all over.
The words kept crumbling and falling and crashing inside of Red Leader's mind. He could only make out vague images of the soldiers escorting him on either side. He could hear people speaking around him, to him, but it didn’t matter. Nothing mattered. His regime was over and now he was nothing. However, he knew exactly who to blame. He gritted his teeth. He'd never expected his homecoming to be like this.
Red Leader's army has fallen. His officers have been scattered and he's been taken prisoner by Europe's savior: The Green Rebellion. Tord thinks he knows what kind of torture awaits, but it's worse than he ever could have imagined: it has a personal touch.
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09 May 2026
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amateur bdsm scene with your fav fags lolololo
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29 Apr 2026
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read this shit dammit
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07 Apr 2026
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are you sick of me? (would you like to be?) by movingtargets (serilly)
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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If there's one thing to know about Tord, it's that he really, really can't handle intimacy. It's like he's a bomb designed to explode upon contact with affection.
And well, Edd knows this by now, obviously. He thinks it's cute how sensitive he is, how quickly overstimulated he gets by the smallest touch and some sweet words. It's not just emotional, either, he's incredibly physically sensitive to the point that it doesn't take much to get him overwhelmed.
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15 Feb 2026
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tom thinks valentine is corny until he gets a man of his own.........
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28 Jan 2026
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what up my kings and queens and chicken wings
its been a min sorry im lazyy and ive been getting baack into uni shit. anyway i also got a twitter i post shitty art over there .... engage with me if u wanna 🫦
ANYWHO, working on stranger chapter so look froward to dat, and more smut fics ofc and yeah thats basically it my boys
also sorry if yall et annoyed i incporte weed and getting high in every fucking fic its like the only activity i do so 🫥 my bad i feel like it is reptetive but i rlly dont gaf
anyway love yall good niht be warm
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25 Jan 2026
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Tord decides to rile Tom up out of boredom.
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19 Jan 2026
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Later You Can Sing To Me Like A Shining Star, But I’d Rather Do You On The Backseat Of My Car by tordshorriblyrolledjoint
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
15 Jun 2025
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Tamara’s got a lot on her plate—shitty bandmates, long-ass tours, and an audience full of girls that wanna sleep with her. But none of them get under her skin like Tori, the smug little groupie who somehow ends up at every show with a front row seat and bedroom eyes. Tamara hates Tori.
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- Part 1 of The Bassist and Her Fan Girl
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19 Jan 2026
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Time and time again, you leave me desperate by tordshorriblyrolledjoint
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
18 Oct 2025
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Hate is a thin line
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19 Jan 2026
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edd gets a doggy
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06 Jan 2026
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there aren't a lot of things that will get you to sleep the night before a mission-- a hot bath, a bottle of benzos, a good lay, a severe concussion. all four of these are currently unavailable to you, so you spend the first few hours pacing, and the next few cracking bad jokes on the shortwave with edd and matt before the two of them sign off for bed. you consider bashing your skull into the reinforced steel door a few times, just to see if it'd knock you out for a bit. ultimately decide against that.
you move onto plan b.
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Tom, a sniper caught up in the ongoing rebellion against Red Army, jacks off. Tord haunts the narrative.
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- Part 1 of tribunal
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30 Dec 2025
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tom goes to see his fav band 😏
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22 Dec 2025
