Cahoots
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- Homestuck (6)
- Original Work (1)
- Sixty Lights - Gail Jones (1)
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In an alternate universe, Bro gave up Dave as a baby. Set post-game with all guardians revived, Dave has an opportunity to meet the older brother he never knew.
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Stranded on a planet, two explorers must come to terms with being out of their depth
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a short fic about dirk the designated driver and dave being all over him. Set during the rose and kanaya wedding from the snapchat arts! no cars are involved.
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Maybe it catches your eye now because you recognise it from experience – the familiarity denotes no mistaking it. It’s a captchalogued brain in a jar, and it looks like unstirred ramen.
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TG2: i thought you were fun mom
TG: i AM fun mom
TG: but mom comes first except 4 grammatically
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
Bookmarked by Cahoots
14 Jul 2025
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“You are aroused,” Neuvillette observes.
A strangled noise catches in Wriothesley’s throat. “You can’t just say that.”
“No?” Neuvillette cants his head to the side, though the gesture is meaningless in the darkness of the box, with Wriothesley’s forehead against the wall of it.
“People don’t—” Wriothesley exhales heavily. “I’m trying not to make you uncomfortable.”
After Neuvillette and Wriothesley volunteer to help Lyney and Lynette with a magic trick, they find themselves trapped in a box. They make do with their situation.
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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I decided to write this after being OUTRAGED by the number of highly problematic and abusive fanfics I see on this site! Honestly I shouldn't even post it here at all, since AO3 is complicit in LITERAL SEX TRAFFICKING and ABUSE by allowing just anyone to post whatever they want. But it's the best website for posting fic. What am I supposed to do, raise money to pay for servers and use AO3's entirely, 100% open source code to start a new site that upholds REAL MORALITY? Anyways here's my fanfic. If you comment on this fic with ANY NEGATIVE OPINION it's ABUSE and I will call the FBI. I'm only 28, so if you comment on this fic at all and you're older than me, it's GROOMING and I will call the FBI.
Enjoy!
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David's newest movie premiere is rather special, and everyone tags along for an international trip. It's been a long road, but Dave is soaking in the glitzy atmosphere and his happy brothers.
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Bookmarked by Cahoots
25 Jul 2017
Bookmarker's Notes
｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡ TOO PERFECT YOU SNEAKy lays down forever i love this so much smooches every word?? prints it out and eats it and dies