Carestipated
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Davey notices that he and Jack are both going through the same health problem. He knows exactly how to help, but unfortunately, Jack doesn’t know how to follow instructions.
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One of the side effects of having a broken arm is pain, and one of the side effects of pain medication is constipation. All things considered, if this was how Evan had to spend his summer, he couldn’t have asked for a better boyfriend to take care of him.
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You come to Jack with an embarrassing issue and, like always, he knows exactly how to help.
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There is nothing Crutchie wouldn’t do for Jack, including help him out when he’s having some trouble in the outhouse.
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While helping Zoe through a personal predicament, Evan ends up helping her through an even bigger issue.
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Franziska returns to home. She can't wait to relax after a tiring day in court. However, she soon discovers that her girlfriend has a very embarrasing and intimate problem - Adrian is dealing with constipation, being unable to poop.
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- Part 4 of Shitty stories
- Language:
- English
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- 2,307
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- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3
- Kudos:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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- 445
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03 Feb 2026
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Dodge visits Natalie at the pharmacy to pick up some medicine for Dayna. Later that day, Natalie learns that the medicine wasn’t actually for Dayna.
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23 Jan 2026
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Evan is having trouble going to the bathroom and asks to stay home from school. Thankfully, his mother is a nurse and knows just how to help.
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14 Jan 2026
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What’s He Gonna Be Like When We Have Kids? by constipatience
Fandoms: The Last Five Years (2014)
10 Dec 2025
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Cathy gets a stomach ache and Jamie’s reaction isn’t what she expected.
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10 Dec 2025
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Garrosh is severally constipated for more than three weeks. He decide to take a laxatif from a shady merchant in order to take care of that problem. It worked as expected, as he finally manage to void his guts in the middle of the night.
I basically search an excuse for Garrosh to crap a ridiculous amount of shit.
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30 Nov 2025