CheeseBandit



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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    A chance encounter leaves Jack Darby's English teacher roped into an allyship with the Autobots hiding out in Jasper, Nevada, and a peculiar friendship forms with team leader, Optimus Prime.

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    05 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 17

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    Trying to avoid a confrontation, you end up being held hostage anyways by a couple of bumbling Decepticons. Playing cards seems the best thing you can do in the situation.

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    12 Jan 2026

  3. Rec 99

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    You and Mirage have been pining over each other since you've met. The both of you, though, are stupid and self-sabotaging. That changes when a nasty summer storm pushes you straight into Mirage's arms and shenanigans ensue. Very... wet shenanigans.

    (Reader is fem and uses she/her pronouns, but is described fairly androgynous. No (y/n) or body descriptors used except for the basics.)

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    04 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Sonar has been obsessed with you since you started at SDN. Unfortunately, every attempt to talk to you ends in disaster.

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    01 Dec 2025

  5. Rec *

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    Kept in captivity for...how long? Sideswipe wouldn't dare ask Sunstreaker.
    They drift about their fetid tanks, dreaming of the open ocean, of their pods, and hunting for anything other than the dead fish forced down their gullets.
    The dreams of better times are few, as the nightmares of what these bipeds do to them continue.
    Will you save them from this nightmare? Or are you like those who research them like animals?
    How far are you willing to go to help them?

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    03 Aug 2025