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all these renewals for a moment with you by riverdanceeee
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2022
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After Hua Cheng is called in to do a rather simple task at a rather decrepit home, he finds himself replacing more than just the carpet in Xie Lian’s home—for example: the stove, the cabinets, the walls, the roof, and his heart (in Xie Lian’s hands).
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116,199
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 835
- Kudos:
- 6,284
- Bookmarks:
- 1,975
- Hits:
- 147,190
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06 Sep 2025
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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- English
- Words:
- 25,785
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 512
- Kudos:
- 2,599
- Bookmarks:
- 865
- Hits:
- 87,940
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06 Sep 2025
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15 Apr 2019
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15 Apr 2019
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These American Dreams (ain’t no white picket fences left for me) by kariye
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Aug 2016
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In which Bucky has a house, a dog, an herb garden, and a serious case of insomnia. Welcome to Havensport, Indiana (population 8,294), where Tom’s Neighborhood Grocer stays open all night, little old ladies call the car shop to get their refrigerators repaired, and the heat of summer days and the length of summer nights can make you think that this perfect world will last forever.
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- English
- Words:
- 50,608
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 775
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- 4,554
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- 1,943
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05 Nov 2018
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'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?
I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'
After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.
It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 91,193
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,592
- Kudos:
- 4,633
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- 1,218
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- 76,268
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30 Oct 2018
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Comes Around Again by scarletjedi
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Aug 2016
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Gimli closes his eyes, an old Dwarf on the brink of death in the home he had built with his husband in the Undying Lands, and opens them again as a young Dwarf in his childhood home in Ered Luin. He's returned to the tumultuous week before The Company set out to recruit their Burglar from his cosy hobbit hole. Gimli, once again a impetuous teen in the eyes of his family, must get into that Company--the lives of his loved ones, and the very fate of Middle Earth--depends on it.
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- Part 1 of Third by Experience
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 205,142
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 26
- Comments:
- 2,558
- Kudos:
- 14,644
- Bookmarks:
- 4,613
- Hits:
- 511,378
Bookmarked by Chimerical_saint
23 Oct 2018
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It took a while for Keith to identify the feeling that rushed through his chest every time he saw Shiro: when Shiro caught his eye from the opposite end of the mess hall, when Keith saw him smiling in groups of other junior officers, when any of the cadets spoke Shiro’s name with a reverence that proved they didn’t know anything beyond the poster boy’s glowing reputation.
Happiness.
If this was what friendship felt like, Keith was finally starting to understand why everyone made such a big deal out of it.
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When Keith first met Shiro, he had no idea how dramatically his life was about to change—or how crucial Shiro would become to every aspect of it.
...Shiro, who wouldn't stop dying.
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16 Oct 2018
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How Buzzfeed Helped Bucky Barnes Get A Boyfriend by nickel710
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Sep 2018
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In which Bucky Barnes, Iraq war veteran and bicycle enthusiast, streams Overwatch on the side for fun under the handle President15, and one day his friend-of-a-friend FalconKnight introduces a new player to the crew, THECapRogers. It would be totally absurd for the actual Captain America to hang out in his stream and argue about baseball, right? ...right?
This work is complete (roughly 35k). It is about 85% tooth-rotting fluff and 10% canon-typical angst and 5% Bucky Barnes being a disaster. **READ THE CHAPTER SUMMARY NOTES RE: CHAPTER 1A/1B PLEASE :)**
You don't need to know anything about streaming or Overwatch to enjoy, I promise.
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- Part 1 of streamlined
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,308
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 463
- Kudos:
- 3,224
- Bookmarks:
- 727
- Hits:
- 40,308
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09 Oct 2018
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Renascence by MilkTeaMiku
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Jul 2016
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The After was created to eradicate the imperfection of The Before. In The After, the world is perfect - every crease, every corner, every person. There is no pain, no hunger, no anger, no war.
And no soulmates.
That is, until an illegal implant called the SoulBand starts to arise. Desperate to understand The Before and those who lived with imperfections, Bilbo seeks out a SoulBand for himself, despite knowing that he is breaking the Rules. And once a Rule has been broken, there is no turning back.
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03 Oct 2018
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Seven years after the Nine Tails' attack, ANBU Kakashi is assigned a mission. He has to assassinate a chuunin who has apparently turned rogue: one Umino Iruka. But this must surely be a terrible injustice.
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- English
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- 107,930
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Comments:
- 115
- Kudos:
- 647
- Bookmarks:
- 158
- Hits:
- 20,793
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27 Sep 2018
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Hinata is a zoologist working in the elephant enclosure at Tokyo Zoo and is put in charge of the zoo's brand new baby elephant named Nana. Kageyama is a children's storybook writer who has been commissioned by the owner of the zoo to write a story about her. Kageyama's son manages to find his way into the enclosure.
"Take your son to the zoo, they said," Kageyama muttered to himself, frantically looking back and forth through the crowd, “It will be fun, they said."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,057
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 265
- Kudos:
- 1,476
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- Hits:
- 21,861
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25 Sep 2018
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With 8 sick dogs, there's a lot of vet visits to schedule. Kakashi finds more than he bargains for at The Sparrow's Heart veterinary clinic, ran by one Umino Iruka.
Contains a bit of fluff, a bit of humour, a rather persistant Kakashi and a baffled-but-appreciative Iruka, a lot of dogs and their shennanigans, some kids, Naruto. No serious warnings to speak of, and most certainly no doggy deaths! :)
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25 Sep 2018
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Keith and Lance accidentally get into trouble. Shiro is the TA that has to Deal With It™.
Lance takes this as an opportunity to wingman Keith, everyone wants to put in their two cents and Keith just wants to be left alone (with Shiro).
"You guys aren't stupid," Shiro frowned. "Keith is the top of the class, and you're a close second, right?""Wanna know what else Keith wants to be on top of?" Lance started, and Keith drove his heel into Lance's foot. He kept the pressure there as Shiro looked at them with a confused expression.
"All his other classes," Lance wheezed, and Keith lifted his foot off. "Which is why I was just as surprised as everyone else when he was caught cheating."
"I didn't cheat!" Keith grumbled and Lance stuck out his tongue. "You were caught too!"
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- English
- Words:
- 71,468
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 843
- Kudos:
- 2,811
- Bookmarks:
- 854
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- 41,948
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04 Sep 2018
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"How long were you alone?"
"Eh. On and off."
"Exluding supply runs."
Dubious silence.
"Not helping," said Shiro.
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See also: a lot about Shiro and Keith and not much in the way of everyone else, although they are and will continue to be mentioned. Mostly Lance. Lance is mentioned a lot. (Because I think his relationship with Keith is particularly important even if I'm not focusing on it.) Summary subject to occasional change.Bookmarked by Chimerical_saint
04 Sep 2018
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04 Sep 2018
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The Joy of Little Things by obsessivereader, Sealcat
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jun 2017
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"Do you want me to eat you?"
“No, but—” Steve broke off his instinctive response. All his life, he’d believed in doing what was right… he was not about to stop now. Wincing at the prickling pain in his feet, he straightened up to his full height. “Yes. If it means you’ll leave this place.”
"But you don’t look very filling." The tip of the dragon’s tail twitched. "I don’t suppose you’re a virgin?" he asked hopefully. "I’ve heard they taste better."
Steve gritted his teeth and refused to answer. The dragon could very well find that out for himself. He stared at the dragon. The dragon stared back. Then the dragon got up, turned around, and went back into his cave.
"Well? Come on, tribute."
or, how Steve ends up working for a dragon with a very odd sense of humor
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,744
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 510
- Kudos:
- 5,782
- Bookmarks:
- 1,491
- Hits:
- 58,392
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30 Aug 2018
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The Road to Hell is Paved with Tony’s Good Intentions by lillupon
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
31 Jan 2017
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“You know what, Rogers? Fuck that guy,” Tony says. “I’m going to find you the perfect man.”
And that’s how Steve ends up married to a 6-foot-something, 250-pound man with a cybernetic arm and a thousand yard stare.
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- English
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- 12,157
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 154
- Kudos:
- 4,750
- Bookmarks:
- 830
- Hits:
- 43,622
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27 Aug 2018
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Emanata (The Comics Will Break Your Heart Remix) by teaberryblue for Muccamukk
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616
16 Feb 2016
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Steve Rogers has the opportunity to fulfill his childhood dreams of becoming a comic artist when eccentric billionaire, superhero patron, and obsessive comic enthusiast Tony Stark offers him a job drawing Iron Man.
But Tony Stark has no idea that Steve Rogers is really Captain America, the newest member of the Avengers.
And Iron Man has no idea that Captain America is really Steve Rogers, up-and-coming comic book artist.
And Steve doesn't know what to do about the fact that he's falling head over heels for them both.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,720
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 247
- Kudos:
- 2,876
- Bookmarks:
- 936
- Hits:
- 34,210
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12 Jun 2018
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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
Message for negotiations and payment details.- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
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- 15,591
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- 100,899
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11 Jun 2018