ClericalKobold



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    Fifty-eight drabbles in total, organized by storyline and all inspired by trash-by-vouge's "The way you said 'I love you.'" prompt list at http://trash-by-vouge.tumblr.com/post/132858041745/the-way-you-said-i-love-you

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    “Well,” he croons, “The fun doesn’t have to be entirely one-sided. Our time could very well be limited. You help me with my condition…and I could help you with yours.”

    “My condition?” she asks, her eyebrows now arched to maximum height.

    Astarion tilts his head. “Darling, it’s bad enough that we might burst into tentacles any day now. I would hate to see you die a virgin.”

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    Neve already had her hands full, what with trying to keep her companions from killing each other and pushing forward in the face of an uncertain fate. Then the vampire had to go and decide she was sweet enough to want to sink his teeth into.

    Another take on how things unfold post-bite.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    Just four days after pulling himself from the wreck of the Nautiloid, Wyll returns to his tent to find his recent acquaintance Astarion--charming cad, charlatan, and secret vampire spawn--naked in his bedroll.

    The evening gets worse from there.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    It goes something like this: Astarion wakes up flat in the dirt, hands tied behind his back, bleeding. His head aches.

    Wyll stands over him, uncharacteristically scared. "Astarion," he says, fast and frantic. "Are you back to yourself?"

    There are two puncture wounds on his neck.

    (It goes something like this: Astarion wakes up. The party says he attacked them. He does not remember this.)

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    15 Nov 2025

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    A sequel to 'Captain of Mordor'.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    High Sage Kenji blesses Fire Prince Zuko with the resilience of the reed, who bends in the wind and never breaks. When he is done, Fire Prince Ozai narrows his eyes, seemingly displeased by this blessing. But Kenji does not speak for himself; he is only a vessel. 

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    The newly-crowned Fire Lord Ozai offers his firstborn son to service in the temple.

    This turns out to be a catastrophic mistake.

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    20 Jun 2025