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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.

    Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
    Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.

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    10 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is having trouble sleeping, nothing seems to help anymore, scrolling through TikTok sends him on a discovery when he finds a man monotonously talking quietly and about very boring things that he can’t stop watching, his big beautiful hands and quiet voice hypnotize him and he can finally feel himself relax enough to sleep. The videos intrigue him but also wow how can anyone be so boring (and interesting at the same time) 🙄

    Ilya is hooked on Shane Haruto Hollander's ASMR channel Shh ASMR. How soon will he realize the channel belongs to his biggest rival on the ice, the man that gets under his skin is the same man who finally helps him sleep again at night.

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    09 May 2026

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    A collection of oneshots - mostly missing and/or reimagined scenes, but let's see where the inspiration takes me next. All stories feature Russian language to some extent, hence the title.

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    08 May 2026

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    Field meteorologist and dedicated climate scientist Shane Hollander of Boston's Channel 5 News is exasperated with assholes like Ilya Rozanov, the Russian playboy Storm Chaser with millions of followers, who waste their platforms on fame and sensationalized videos instead of taking the opportunity to educate their audiences about the very real, very happening right now dangers of climate change.

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    It may be below freezing in Boston, MA but during the bomb cyclogenesis blizzard of 2018, residents are hoping for something hot to melt the ice. Generational blizzard snows in the two most talked about men in weather, Meteorologist Shane Hollander and Storm Chaser Ilya Rozanov.

    First you’ve got Ottawa’s own Shane Hollander - from everything we’ve seen and heard he may not be the most sociable but this is the man with the highest climate science IQ out there. Incredibly smart, incredibly dedicated to climate justice, and incredibly hot.

    Then you’ve got Russia’s Ilya Rozanov strong on social media, strong with the ladies, and from everything we’ve heard he really gets under other storm chaser’s skins - viral on his own channels, not exactly liked by the meteorologist community.

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    01 May 2026