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If You Were Me by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Dec 2025
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Simon Snow came to Watford with hopes of finding his people, but most especially, his roommate—his brother, his match. But life had other plans and paired him up with the worst person ever instead: Basilton Grimm-Pitch. One day, they were fighting as they usually do, but Simon wished for Baz to be him. With magic.
A switching-bodies spell gone wrong that's both the worst and the best thing that's ever happened to Simon and Baz.
A Carry On Countdown 2025 Fic
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the ones we don't want by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
11 Dec 2025
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Pure MalMage fanart I've drawn.
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Watford's XMAS Party 1990 by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
11 Dec 2025
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Davy doesn't want to go to Watford's Annual Christmas Party because he thinks it's lame, superficial, and political—as he always does—, but he has Malcolm Grimm, his roommate and best friend, to change his mind.
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Written for the Carry On Countdown 2025 - Day 17: Side Ships/Alternate Ships
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un bocho rosa fosfo by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Oct 2025
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Simón de las Nieves Cadenas Salazar tiene un puesto de fruta picada a fuera de la Facultad de Artes de la UNAM en la Ciudad de México. Desde hace un tiempo ve un bocho rosa fosforescente pasar todos los días a la misma hora. ¿Quién conduce ese coche tan extravagante?
Tonantzin Basilton Giraldo Piñedo es un regio que se mudó a la Ciudad de México para estudiar Arte con nada más que el bocho que le pertenecía a su mamá y una tarjeta de crédito. Su primo, Diego, le contó que hay un chico que vende fruta picada con una espada. ¿Qué loco hace eso?
Un día, el destino de estos dos chicos los unirá y todo será mucho mejor (y más caótico) de lo que alguna vez soñaron.
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Un fanfic sobre Simon y Baz MEXICANOS, AJÚA
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una vez y otra vez by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Oct 2025
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Webcamming is a world full of surprises. You would never guess that a doctor and a PE primary school teacher would webcam together doing sadomasochist scenes. But you can. If you pay well enough, you're in for a true show. Except, to get there, you'll have to meet Simon and Baz's love story first.
After Coach Salisbury passes out midday, in the middle of the basketball court, Watford calls the low-wage Doctor Pitch for help, turning Simon's worst embarrassment and Baz's modest day job into a life-changing experience for them and the internet.
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- Part 8 of Lee's First Kinktober
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Six Eyes Simon by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
10 Oct 2025
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Simon and Baz assist at a Halloween party dressed as Gojo and Geto.
Kinktober 2025 | Day 7: Blindfolds
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- Part 7 of Lee's First Kinktober
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Watford's retaking eighth-year's camping trip. Simon came back to finish his last year with Baz, but no one can know they're together. So, when they get a bit too handsy and almost get caught, they pretend to be fighting and get grounded. Simon comes up with a way of making it up to Baz, even if it's too risky. Again.
Kinktober 2025 | Day 6: Outdoor Sex
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- Part 6 of Lee's First Kinktober
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In yoga, when you’re lying down, you place a small ball on your back for the tight muscles to relax, but it’s painful: it feels good, but only after the discomfort passes.
That’s why I stare in awe at Simon’s growing bulge as he lies back with said uncomfortable ball in his back.
Kinktober 2025 | Day 5: Wax Play
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- Part 5 of Lee's First Kinktober
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Weird Family Shit by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
04 Oct 2025
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Dev constantly makes fun of Niall for being a prude, so Niall goes to a sex club where he gets to watch two strangers have sex to prove he's not. Why does one of them look like Dev, though?
Kinktober 2025 | Day 4: Voyeurism
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- Part 4 of Lee's First Kinktober
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Back To Las Vegas by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Oct 2025
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Simon and Baz promised never to come back to Las Vegas. Too bad they have a boyfriend on the other side of the ocean.
Kinktober 2025 | Day 3: Threesome
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- Part 3 of Lee's First Kinktober
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Within the goblins, there's a price for Simon's head: becoming king. Baz wants to be king, or maybe he really only wanted to meet Simon again.
Kinktober 2025 | Day 2: Kidnapping
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- Part 2 of Lee's First Kinktober
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Get Ready With Me by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Oct 2025
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Simon wakes Baz up, and Baz shows him a 'good morning'.
Kinktober 2025 | Day 1: Masturbation
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- Part 1 of Lee's First Kinktober
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oh, to be full of love by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
23 Sep 2025
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Baz remembers what drove Simon to like cock-warming him.
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- Part 12 of Lee’s SnowBaz Smut
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hasta la madre by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
01 Aug 2025
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Baz ya tiene a Simon hasta la madre. Llevan una hora jugando Mario Kart y Simon nomás no gana.
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- Part 3 of Mexican SnowBaz
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Cautionary Tale by ConfusedBiQueer for ErzbethLuna
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Jun 2025
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What if the adults in the Carry On books were actually Watford students? What if we took MalMage seriously and gave them a real backstory?
This is MalMage centered of course. This fic is me filling in the blanks I noticed with these characters and the adults in the World of Mages in canon and the fanon base we have for MalMage. They're the same age and Watford roommates.
The dates of the event of this fic are between 1990 and 2018. This will be LONG.
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today's Simon's birthday by ConfusedBiQueer for valeffelees
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
21 Jun 2025
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One day I told Simon that I didn’t get to be happy, to have a wife and kids and have a dog that brought me flippers because I couldn’t. I had so many responsibilities, and so many people under my command. I couldn’t just ignore all of that. But see… I could have. I would have liked that life. I wanted that life. With him. With Luz.
I would have liked to have him as a son.
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The one where Davy wishes Simon a happy birthday, a happy life and a happy husband!
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qué bonito fue by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
09 May 2025
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Malcolm is about to become a true member of the Old Families and he's engaged to Natasha Pitch. On their graduation day, Malcolm and Davy get to have each other one last time.
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Lucy brings Davy home to meet her parents for the first time over dinner. What could go wrong?
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tamales y mandiles by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Feb 2025
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Simon watches Baz making tamales with Ángel, their son, and he couldn't be happier. Maybe only hungrier.
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¿Quién quiere rosca? by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
06 Jan 2025
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Ángel wakes his parents the morning of January 6th, yelling with excitement because over the night, someone (plural) left him some presents.
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Simon and Baz have a kid, and they’re all Mexican, celebrating el día de los Reyes Magos.