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Stolas presenting as an Omega brought with it many pitfalls in the life plan Paimon set out for him. He was always mild mannered, and lacked the aggression and command that he would have gained as an Alpha. So to combat this (and also postpone having to marry Stella) Stolas proposes the idea of him attending college to gain experience socializing with a larger demographic. He aims his sights at joining a theater club, because what is attending large galas and balls if not a performance needing to be practiced?
It’s not 100% sound logic, but between his pitch, and a little help from his older brother Vassago, Paimon allows it under the following conditions: He live in a single dorm, he wears suppressant patches to cover the fact he’s an Omega, and he doesn’t make a fool of himself and subsequently the family. And if Stolas “accidentally” falls for and is marked by a different Alpha before he has to marry Stella? Well, that’s all according to Stolas’ plan.
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- Part 1 of CoolBeesBro Stolitz Misc. Works
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Where do I belong? (By my side) by CoolBeesBro for ritsuuwu26
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Mar 2026
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Stolas is plagued constantly by the guilt of what could have happened at the trial had he arrived even a second later than he did. The man he claimed to love would have been dead, Loona would have lost the only parental figure she's ever had, and his employees would have lost a dear friend, along with their boss and job, and it would have been all his fault. He just doesn't understand it. How can they all be so accepting of him among their pack? How can they see him and not see the monster he so clearly was? More so, how can they all seem to forgive him, when he can't even forgive himself?
Not wanting his distressed pheromones to give away just how bad his mental state has gotten, he wears suppressant patches to hide. Blitzø isn't stupid, though, and he knows self-destructive behavior when he sees it. He just doesn't know how to get through the walls Stolas put up around himself, especially when every attempt to get through seems to push him farther away.
Something's has to give, but what?
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- Part 2 of CoolBeesBro Stolitz Misc. Works
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Year Of The Horse by CoolBeesBro for ulieunha (bomyokoi)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Feb 2026
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Stolas and Blitzø are cleaning the apartment in preparation for the Lunar New Year when Stolas comes across a box of old photographs while dusting. In a rare moment, Blitzø opens up a little about his past and talks about his mother. It isn't much, but Stolas is honored to be told any new information on Blitzø, especially on topics that are so sensitive.
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- Part 3 of CoolBeesBro Stolitz Misc. Works
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A series of smaller and larger moments that either didn't make it to Petals & Thorns, or things that take place after the story ends. Just a collection of chapters represented by different colored roses and the language of flowers. From romantic relationships, to a parent's unconditional love, to connections between friends, these stories delve deeper into that all while navigating what life is like as a famous power couple.
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- Part 2 of We Lay In The Flower Bed We Made
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What To Expect When You're Eggspecting by CoolBeesBro
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Jan 2026
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Stolas witnessed the birth of a new star in his family's constellation twice in his life. The first was on the night his daughter Octavia was conceived, and the second was in the wake of an especially tender Full Moon with Blitzø. For the two men, it was biologically impossible, yet through unintentional magic, Stolas finds himself gravid with the Imp's child.
Stolas briefly debates keeping the pregnancy from Blitzø because he's worried how things may go down after their disaster date at Ozzie's. But after a difficult conversation with both Vassago and Octavia, he realizes that it would be wrong of him to decide for Blitzø if he wants to be involved with their child or not.
To Blitzø's credit, and most of his friend's surprise, he steps up big time. He has no fucking clue what he's doing, but he refuses to be a deadbeat like his own dad. With Stolas right there with him, and two amazing daughters as well as a whole rag-tag team of Imps, Hellhounds, Sins and Goetia, the two find they make an excellent pair.
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Helluva Hazbin AU by CoolBeesBro
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Dec 2025
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We Lay In The Flower Bed We Made by Beachan, CoolBeesBro
Fandom Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Feb 2026
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"I know the fucking alphabet," Blitzø continued as though Stolas had said nothing. His agitation was evident as he stood up, pacing on unsteady feet, boots hitting the ground with more force than necessary. "And who gives a fuck if sometimes you say I comes before M, you know? It's like food — they're all going in the same fucking place anyway —"
OR: You already know the IMP Training Video inspired a legion of fics of Stolas teaching Blitz the alphabet through sex.
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15 Jun 2026
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Stolas gazed out into the endless expanse of space before him. He’d been away longer than intended–it was time to turn back. Yet, as he stared into the silent void, a strange feeling crept in. The thought of returning home–to his planet, to his wife–didn’t bring him comfort. Instead, it stirred a deep, aching loneliness he didn’t know how to address.
Then, out of nowhere, there was a deafening crash. And then he was plummeting, plummeting, plummeting down…
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The little creature he had met after his crash landing was quite cute, and how fortuitous that Stolas could communicate with him!
“Y’know, I could help you if you wanted me to,” Blitzø said with a grin, tail swaying slowly behind him. “But you have to give me something in return!”
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Or; A Pikmin inspired AU where a recently married Stolas crash lands on an alien planet where he meets Blitz, an alien creature who agrees to help him as long as he agrees to return the favor, one day. (No Pikmin knowledge required to read!)Series
- Part 1 of Pikmin AU
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24 Feb 2026
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3...2...
“Hey, can I borrow that?”
Stolas’ eyes flew open and he stared down at the ground to find an imp staring up at him.
"Your stool." The imp sighed and held up his own noose. "Just like, when you’re done.”
“Oh!” Stolas felt quite foolish. “My apologies, um… yes, of course you can borrow it when I’m done. I won’t be needing it anymore, after all.” He smiled, then tried to bring himself back to the task at hand. He inhaled and exhaled slowly and closed his eyes again.
3…2…
“So is this your first time doing something like this?”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø meet when they both show up at the same forest to kill themselves.
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19 Jan 2026
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Holy Water by Blitzy Rodeo (FlorenciaUP32) for Lis_Lass, caitsoprano
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Sep 2025
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How the hell do you avoid an arranged marriage?
Become a priest and marry God instead! Decide to flee from your family, have a couple identity crisis as a closeted gay young man, become a perfect example as a cleric, be too nice, end up as a the lapdog of an Archbishop, be successful but exhausted, get too friendly with the church wine, enter the mid 30s depression, fuck-up everything you constructed until this point, get promoted to Bishop as an excuse to be secretly banished to a weird ass town in the middle of nowhere…. and meet Blitzø, the annoying love of your life.
Stolas' plan at 10 years old of becoming a priest to avoid marrying Stella was absurd from the start, but he never expected what he would find when he arrived at Holy Water town as the new Bishop. Nobody trained him to do exorcisms!
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(Some tags are hidden to avoid spoilers. I offer two options: read at your own risk of getting surprised by plot twists. Or check those tags in chapter 1)
Written for the Helluva Musical Bang. Song “Holy Water” by Noah Davis, in partnership with Lis Lass as an artist and plot beta! Final beta by Caitsoprano.- Language:
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02 Nov 2025
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Unbeknownst to most, hellborn demon anatomy can be a tricky thing- as in, nearly all demons are able to carry and impregnate. But again, this isn't common information... So it comes as a surprise when Stolas finds out he's pregnant from Blitz.
What happens when Stolas, in a panic, vows to let no one interfere with his family's safety… Even if it means keeping Blitz from knowing about the baby?
What happens when, at the same time, Blitz has a breakdown and vows to stop ruining his relationships?
What happens when both are trying to change their behavior, while also trying to maintain their facade and secrets?
What happens when. uh. Neither is doing a very good job?
What happens when people can't stop crashing through, figuratively and literally? What happens when things change?
What happens when everything goes wrong?
Like… all of the time?
What happens is a delightful assortment of chaos, relationships both old and new, and a found family just doing their fucking best even though everything is going wrong all of the fucking time.
Explicit for cussing, cursing, dirty talk, skippable occasional smut, & mild gore... You know, the Helluva Boss starter pack.
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05 Aug 2025