11 Works by CosmeticHorror
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Is that nine strangely familiar statues in your town courtyard to worship or are you just happy to see me? by CosmeticHorror
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
07 Feb 2025
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Entering a new, large, annoying era, eight heroes from across the ages go in search for a new hero that’s supposed to be here to join this rag-tag group that’s supposed to save the world or whatever. Thank the stars there’s a town… hey, those statues look familiar, don’t they?
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Wild’s era sees heroes as gods
Based off of a tumblr post
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The cost to be normal (Autism, ami’right?) by CosmeticHorror
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Jun 2024
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Alastor is supposed to be perfect, his smile never faltering. It’s why he’s so feared throughout the pentagram, after all! Of course, certain things get under his skin, undermining everything he’s worked for seam by seam. At least he has other weirdos to help him.
OR: I forced my autism and some trauma upon Alastor because of course I did and now he’s having meltdowns
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I don’t think I can ever forget (I wish I was like you) by CosmeticHorror
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game)
12 Dec 2023
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May 1, xxxx
6:00 amWith the princesses birthday so close, Robbie and I have stepped up our experiments. His majesty doesn't want Zelda experimenting with us anymore, but Robs and I are trying to find a way around it.
Zelda’s powers still won’t awaken, I wonder if there's something we could do to help?
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A journal from Purah’s point of view, from pre calamity to post calamity.Or: Purah gets traumatized and almost everyone dies
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Too old for this by CosmeticHorror
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
23 Oct 2022
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To say he was too old for this would be an understatement. Link has lost everyone, died more times then he can count, fought every monster at least twice, defeated Ganon twice, and now Hylia wants to send him on another damned adventure. Yeah, quick question. What, how and why the hell?
Do these other Links seriously expect him to go along with him?Basically: Wild meets the gang but he’s old now <3
(Note, this I am rewriting/editing this, and then we’ll be back on track. This note will be deleted when the chapters I had out are finished with being rewritten!)
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Nine hero’s across the ages- the best of their time, against an army of monsters who want them dead and a dark reflection. Is this truly a fair battle?
AKA: literally everyone dies
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So long, goodbye by CosmeticHorror
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
18 Aug 2022
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His time with the rest of the chain has been nothing but enjoyable. It's like a big, chaotic family. Despite his joy in being included in such a wonderful group, a deep, lingering sadness stays rooted in his chest, burrowed deep in his heart. The knowledge of what's bound to come stays in the back of his mind, no matter what he does. It gets harder and harder to keep smiling and reassuring everyone he's fine, especially since with each passing day that becomes more and more of a lie. He doesn't know how to tell them, how they'll react, if they'll treat him differently...
How does one tell his family he's not exactly alive?
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Wild is a ghost, but even ghosts don’t last forever. Or, in other words, angst -
He’s not evil, I swear! by bookygurl, CosmeticHorror
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
02 Aug 2022
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One hundred years ago, there was a princess, and two knights. When calamity struck, and the knights fell, the princess sealed herself away with the calamity until her knights returned to her aid. After defeating the calamity, the knights and the princess believe they will have a peaceful life together.
That is, of course, until past reincarnations of the hero's spirit show up, asking to drag Link on an adventure. He agrees, as long as his long time best friend and fellow knight G (short for Ganon) can come along.They don't take too kindly to the hero's dear friend to say the least.
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Wild, standing next to the worlds shortest Ganon: he don’t bite
The chain, screaming: YES HE DO-! -
Unpaid babysitters by CosmeticHorror
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
02 Jul 2022
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Wizzrobes, the three of them decided, are pains in the ass. There’s something wrong with this particular wizzrobe though. When Time, Twilight, and Wild get separated from the rest of the chain and are left to fight against a cursed wizzrobe, things only go downhill.
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Three men turned into children, thousands left injured. More on that at eight
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One hundred years ago, there were five champions. Mipha of the Zora, Daruk of the Gorons, Revali of the Rito, Urbosa of the Gerudo, and Link of the Hylians. But in the heat of battle when calamity struck, each of them perished. And Zelda, the princess sealed herself with calamity Ganon until a new hero rises. But hero’s don’t grow out of the ground, they need to be made, and a certain ghostly king seems to find you a good fit.
I try and update every other week
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Once upon a time, very long ago, and yet, not long ago at all, there lived a princes and her beloved knight…
Blah blah blah.
Everyone has heard the story a million times before. A beautiful princess gets kidnapped, and a daring knight comes and saves her. The daring knight fights the foes, he sweeps the princess off her feet and they run off into the sunset, loving happily ever after. By now you can recite these stories by heart I’m sure. The yiga clan know these stories just as well, if not better. They’ve been planning their own version of this story for months, and it’s time to execute their plan. -
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Zelda has lived a long life, she’s gained family and lost everyone else, and her time has finally come. But what awaits after death?