14 Works by CottonCandySprite
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I Will Never Be Your Type by CottonCandySprite
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
03 May 2026
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Jay has a new capital-G Girlfriend, a proper femme. Matty has many issues with this. One is that she thought Jay was her femme; the other is that she could never be Jay's.
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Nothing's Coming Out by CottonCandySprite
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
24 Mar 2026
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Matt, in his forty-odd years of life, has never seen a storm like this.
Curtains of rain, wind, and wet leaves beat against the face of the house, threatening to tear it from its foundation and send the whole thing hurdling towards Oz. Gigantic branches slam into the roof like Mother Nature is very poorly trying to play whack-a-mole. A barreling CRACK rings out that could either be the loudest thunder ever recorded or the old dead tree across the street finally meeting the ground, and then some. He’s fairly certain it isn’t a full-blown tornado, because those don’t really happen in Toronto, but with all that climate change disaster shit he hears about from Jay and those print articles he still reads for whatever reason, he can never be too sure.
He's also never seen Jay like this.
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Have a Holly Jolly Secular, Non-Specific Winter Holiday! by CottonCandySprite
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Dec 2024
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When the vampires notice Guillermo having a blue X-mas without his family, they devise a scheme to make it up to him.
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- Part 3 of The Missing Seasons
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The household begins to plan their coup against The Counselor and adjusts to the arrival of Nandor's sister, Ziba.
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- Part 2 of The Missing Seasons
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Now that filming was done, Guillermo trudged down the hall to the green room to de-mic and remove the makeup necessary for him to look presentable on camera. It was an exhausting but necessary part of his daily routine. It looked so much easier for him to go to bed in the final cut of the documentary, where he just curled up in his day– or, rather, night– clothes and drifted off. But that was all for show. In reality, it was a lot more of a process.
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A few years after his angel left him behind, Crowley has gotten his life almost together. That is, until trouble upstairs leads Aziraphale to take desperate measures.
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It had been a long time since Guillermo had picked up a new fear.
Anxieties, sure. He'd picked up a host of those in recent years. But real, genuine phobias… well, when you work with vampires for thirteen years, you kind of have to throw any actual fears out the window. Any new ones are smothered by the overwhelming precariousness of your own mortality every day that your roommates wake up in a particularly bad mood. If they don't just fade away over time, you get pretty good at pushing them down.
And yet, as Guillermo settled down into his brand new coffin, he could feel a weight pushing down on his chest that he recognized all too well.
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When Guillermo's ultimate betrayal is outed, he loses control of his powers and runs off. Now, it's up to Laszlo and the rest of the house to track him down before Nandor does something drastic.
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I Will Follow You Into the Dark by CottonCandySprite
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 Dec 2023
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Nandor has spent months helping Guillermo go over options for cruelty-free immortality, to mixed results. To figure out what kind of immortality Guillermo truly wants, though, they will have to consider why he wants to be immortal in the first place.
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After a trip to the mall, Guillermo helps Nandor prepare for coffin, as he has many, many times. And yet, something feels... different.
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Guillermo has invited his new boyfriend to visit Staten Island for the weekend, and Nandor can't help but fall for his dull human charms. His plan to win over the British beau? A carefully planned double-date.
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Set 6 months after the end of season 4, this is my personal prediction/hope for how season 5 could go, written as if they were real episodes. Some are comics brought over from my other socials (episodes 1 and 8), and the rest are in script format. Also, some episode plots (episodes 4 and 6) are based on vague leaks from the set, but the rest of it is purely my own speculation and/or headcanon!
Newly turned into a Dhampir, Guillermo returns to the mansion and finds it in disarray; Nadja is flipping burgers and avoiding the Guide's requests to help with the council, Laszlo is throwing himself into research to try and explain Colin's life cycle, and Nandor, having spent the last half year cooped up in the library, is eager to write his own memoir. But all Guillermo cares about is gaining the respect he believes he now deserves.
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- Part 1 of The Missing Seasons
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When the fall play is announced and Luz is determined to prove herself to Skara, she drags Amity into being the best Romeo and Ghouliet Hexside's drama club has ever seen. But is success more important than honesty? And will their real-life blossoming feelings get in the way of their on-stage romance?
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Amity Blight always followed the path others chose for her. But when the opportunity of a lifetime comes in conflict with her feelings for Luz, she has to make a choice.