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In which Sirius and Remus are an aisle apart, and love can be found between worn book pages and trips to the bathroom.
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An Ace Up Your Sleeve, Ace in the Hole, Hold All the Aces, and Other Fitting Asexual Puns by cukrkandl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2024
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After having his last relationship end because of his asexuality, Evan is ready to declare a war on anybody who makes him feel like shit about it. Enter Barty Crouch who, in a misguided effort to understand his own identity, comes across as the worst acephobic asshole of all time. With the support of his chaotic, all-asexual friend group, Evan decides to try for the last time: either he can fix Barty and regain a sense of hope for the world, or he’ll turn to a life of crime and make a career out of killing acephobes. After all, you can’t spell decapitate without ace.
or: the “everybody’s asexual” au nobody but me asked for
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- Part 1 of the a-verse
Bookmarked by Crisis_HumanVersion
16 Aug 2026
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Cannot express how much I love this <3
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Regulus is exhausted, OWLs are taxing, and James Potter's lap is - purely for tactical reasons - the best place in the castle for a nap. Being a secret tuxedo cat Animagus has its perks, until the conversation between James, Sirius, and Remus turns into one Regulus really shouldn't be privy to. As James starts pouring his heart out to Baron von Meow, Regulus really can't take it anymore.
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Of His Bones by MesserMoon for rabidlittlestrawberry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2025
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Once upon a time there was a pirate, who fell in love with a king
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Bookmarked by Crisis_HumanVersion
14 Aug 2026
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Holy mother of fuck. One of the best stories I’ve ever read, Shakespeare could never
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When James Potter is hit with a spell which makes him lose his memory, everyone is understandably freaked out. Everyone except for James, of course, who is too busy trying to reassure his boyfriend that he hasn’t forgotten him and never will.
Except, James Potter is single, and Regulus Black has no idea why he seems to think otherwise.
[or, James is confused but still a sap, Regulus is flustered, and everyone else is just along for the ride.]