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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    14 Dec 2022

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    //tw suicidal thoughts
    Tubbo's body trembled, possibly from the cold, possibly from the fear, possibly from the possibility of freedom, of flight, that lay before him...

    Tubbo's first birthday without Tommy could also be his last.

    Tubbo stood, walking towards the edge of the cliff, heaving his leg over the fence so that he stood past the fence so that if he ever decided to jump, there wouldn't be a piece of wood blocking him from doing that.

    Now that he thought about it, dying here would be poetic. Dying on the day he turned seventeen. Dying where he had felt the most joy, the most warmth. Dying the same way Tommy did. Dying to join Tommy up there in the skies, the two of them, together, forever.

     

    A soulmate is meant to accompany them for life. But when they are torn apart, both begin to break. One in particular breaks more.

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    29 Jul 2022

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    “Sam.” Tommy leaned against the counter of the coffee shop, staring Sam straight in the eyes. “I’ve been thinking.”

    “Alright,” Sam replied. He smiled, looking so much more easy going than he used to. “What about?”

    Tommy bit the inside of his cheek. “If you were solely in charge of imprisoning the most dangerous man in the country, what would you do?”

    Sam’s smile slid off of his face, and his brows scrunched up in concentration. “That’s a hard one,” he admitted. “I’d probably do everything within my power to make sure he didn’t escape. If he’s the most dangerous.”

    “Yeah,” Tommy said hollowly. “I guess you would.”

     

    Or, after Dream kills Tommy after he escapes prison, Tommy finds himself in a modern universe, fostered by sbi.

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    13 May 2022

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    Tubbo has worked fourteen-hour days for four years. He just wants to keep his café going and postpone his next run-in with his abusive, alcoholic guardian for as long as possible.

    One day at a time. 

    Tommy isn’t supposed to leave the palace. But what harm could one night do?
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    Or Tubbo is Cinderella, Tommy is the Prince and Ranboo works overtime as an overprotective guard and a fairy godmother.

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    04 May 2022

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    Tommy’s led a pretty shitty life so far. This fact remains true after he’s killed at the age of 15.

    When he wakes up as the main villain in his favorite book series with the actual villain hovering around him as a ghost, he thinks his shitty life has gone from “pretty shitty” to “abnormally shitty.”

    Why did he have to be the villain, of all characters?!

    [HIATUS IS OVER (check most recent chapter for update!!)]

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    03 May 2022