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Sleepless in Kitguli by Crow_Patronus for Mauve_Muse
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
14 Feb 2026
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Kevin is having hell dreams, and finding Connor in the living room watching a movie one night, decides to join him. They get closer and closer…you get the idea :)
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Fluffy Valentine’s Day oneshot!
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Mike Wheeler is feeling weird about Will Byers being gay, and Will is acting weird after his coming-out party. When they defeat Vecna, they have some things to figure out.
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Kevin Price Gets A...Girlfriend? by Crow_Patronus
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
28 Oct 2025
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HEAR ME OUT!!! I promise this is a McPricely fic despite the title
Arnold decides that he needs to play matchmaker and get Kevin a girlfriend, so he sets Kevin up with a girl from the village. You can probably guess what happens.
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Kevin Price needs glasses, but he doesn't want to wear them. He loses his contacts, and tries to tough it out. Until Connor McKinley changes his mind.
I'm totally not projecting because I lost my contacts last week what.... super self-indulgent McPricely fluff.
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A through-the-years look at Steve Rogers told through short moments, and a love story that is painfully out of sync.
I tried my best, this is only my second ever fanfic posted
Short chapters though!
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Robby has gone from barely being able to watch to not wanting to even blink. He can’t keep his eyes from darting down to where Whitaker’s thighs grip the saddle, how he slides forwards on it with every downward bow of the bull and back as it pushes up. Again and again and again, he rolls with the mechanical bull with a single circular fluid motion.
It crosses his mind that this might be one of the hottest things he’s ever seen. He doesn’t even try to unpack that thought, it doesn’t even feel like an opinion he can change. It’s just a fact. Whitaker on the mechanical bull is one of the hottest things he’s ever seen.
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It’s Javadi’s twenty-first birthday party and the Pitt team hit the cowboy themed bar downtown. Whitaker gets on the mechanical bull.
One thing leads to another.
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05 Mar 2026
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where i go, will you still follow? by sirmichael (shootsharpest), willthevvise
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Mar 2026
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By all accounts, though, this should have worked. William had pored over countless volumes from the royal Library, and, when all other remedies failed, had ventured deeper, darker. Surely there would be some ancient magic strong enough to break Sir Michael from his trance.
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A dangerous spell goes awry. Sir Michael vanishes off the face of the earth, and a disgruntled teenager takes his place. Worlds away, Will Byers discovers a wrench has been thrown in his plan to have a great summer.
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25 Feb 2026
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Give My Regards to Broadway by volunteerfd
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 - Malloy, Hamilton - Miranda, The Producers (2005), The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, Merrily We Roll Along - Sondheim/Furth, She Loves Me - Bock/Harnick/Masteroff, West Side Story (1961), Rent - Larson, Jesus Christ Superstar - All Media Types, Assassins - Sondheim/Weidman, Chess - Rice/Ulvaeus/Andersson
15 Sep 2019
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Five decades of Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship, as told through the Broadway shows they attended.
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09 Nov 2025
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Of Lesson Plans & Life Lessons by cmk2000
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
15 Oct 2025
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“I like you Miss Hatimbi,” Courtney said, raising her voice to be heard across the room.
“Why thank you,” she replied.
“I was just joking about stabbing you Miss,” she added.
Naba couldn’t hold back the smile on her face. She decided she liked American children; they were strange, fucked up, and fun. Just like everyone around her.___________
Four years and a breakup after the end of their mission Arnold, Connor, Kevin, Mafala, and Nabulungi all end up teaching at the same school on the outskirts of Salt Lake City. They navigate their first year of teaching alongside a failing education system, the bigotry of the Mormon community, their own relationships, and far too many strangely spelled names that begin with k.
___________aka the Teacher AU, a la Abbot Elementary that no one asked for
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24 Sep 2025
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McPriceley (feat. Chappell Roan) by Mauve_Muse
Fandom The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
22 Sep 2025
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11 Aug 2025