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Kevin Price Gets A...Girlfriend? by Crow_Patronus
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
28 Oct 2025
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HEAR ME OUT!!! I promise this is a McPricely fic despite the title
Arnold decides that he needs to play matchmaker and get Kevin a girlfriend, so he sets Kevin up with a girl from the village. You can probably guess what happens.
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Kevin Price needs glasses, but he doesn't want to wear them. He loses his contacts, and tries to tough it out. Until Connor McKinley changes his mind.
I'm totally not projecting because I lost my contacts last week what.... super self-indulgent McPricely fluff.
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A through-the-years look at Steve Rogers told through short moments, and a love story that is painfully out of sync.
I tried my best, this is only my second ever fanfic posted
Short chapters though!
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My Sweet Prince (Or, The Letter That Horatio Never Wrote and Hamlet Never Read) by Crow_Patronus
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare
18 Jan 2022
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A letter from Horatio to Hamlet, written after the end of the play.
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Give My Regards to Broadway by volunteerfd
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 - Malloy, Hamilton - Miranda, The Producers (2005), The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, Merrily We Roll Along - Sondheim/Furth, She Loves Me - Bock/Harnick/Masteroff, West Side Story (1961), Rent - Larson, Jesus Christ Superstar - All Media Types, Assassins - Sondheim/Weidman, Chess - Rice/Ulvaeus/Andersson
15 Sep 2019
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Five decades of Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship, as told through the Broadway shows they attended.
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09 Nov 2025
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Of Lesson Plans & Life Lessons by cmk2000
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
15 Oct 2025
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“I like you Miss Hatimbi,” Courtney said, raising her voice to be heard across the room.
“Why thank you,” she replied.
“I was just joking about stabbing you Miss,” she added.
Naba couldn’t hold back the smile on her face. She decided she liked American children; they were strange, fucked up, and fun. Just like everyone around her.___________
Four years and a breakup after the end of their mission Arnold, Connor, Kevin, Mafala, and Nabulungi all end up teaching at the same school on the outskirts of Salt Lake City. They navigate their first year of teaching alongside a failing education system, the bigotry of the Mormon community, their own relationships, and far too many strangely spelled names that begin with k.
___________aka the Teacher AU, a la Abbot Elementary that no one asked for
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24 Sep 2025
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McPriceley (feat. Chappell Roan) by Mauve_Muse
Fandom: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
22 Sep 2025
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11 Aug 2025
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the heaviest burdens of mortality by oratoria
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
16 Feb 2025
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After failing as district leader, being disowned by his parents, and moving over 2000 miles to the middle of Florida for college, Connor McKinley was pretty sure his life couldn't get any worse.
That was until he met his roommate, Steve Blade. As in, the Steve Blade that ruined his life, seeing as it was his fault Connor had to turn it off in the first place.
He could cope, though. Sure, Steve had only gotten hotter, but Connor had grown up too. He could manage living in very close quarters with his first and only crush for the year.
Or rather, he thought he could manage until Steve's stupid fucking perfect mission companion Kevin Price came over for a visit.
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05 Aug 2025
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“Talk to him.”
“He won’t catch on.”
“Then make him catch on.”
“What if I don’t want him to catch on?”
“Are you finally admitting there’s something there for him to catch on about?”
“I am not–” Connor huffs, “I could hand him the stars in a vase and he won’t realise. I swear. He’s so smart in some ways, and as dense as a brick in others.”
Nabulungi leans forward. “Hand him the stars, then.”
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Connor McKinley is trying very hard not to be in love with Kevin Price. He’s also trying very hard not to lose a bet with Nabulungi, who is sick of watching boys be stupid. Unfortunately for everyone, Kevin is the densest man alive.
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04 Aug 2025