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Exotics in Mundanity by Cthulhus_Stepmom for nudibranchpropaganda
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
25 Sep 2025
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The pet store on the corner of 14th and 1st had a name at one point in time. Probably wasn’t a very good one seeing as anyone and everyone just calls it 141 now. The store itself has remained the same for a decade (aside from, perhaps, the name). It’s jointly owned by a man named John Price and much like his store, everyone seemed to disregard that fact and called him Captain instead. As a retired army man he couldn’t exactly see the harm in it (he did spend a significant number of years answering to that title after all). The other owner didn’t spend much time on the floor- fewer people knew her and those that did gave her the respect of her actual name- Kate Laswell.
Price has hired on quite a few misfits over the years, most of them didn’t stick, three of them did.
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Something is wrong with Soap. Perhaps not wrong exactly, but off. It hadn’t taken Ghost long to realize it but it became difficult to ignore after he saw the man pluck an acorn from the ground and crunch it between his molars without so much as a wince. Once he started realizing the things that were off about Johnny it became impossible to stop.
It’s an odd thing, Soap thinks, wanting a human. He’s favored humans in the past, and he’s currently quite fond of his Captain and fellow Sergeant. But he hasn’t, till now, wanted any of them. Though his Ghost is certainly a special case.or Soap is a fae in disguise, Ghost is paranoid but correct.
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- Part 4 of Fae!Soap Superstitious Bastard!Ghost
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Ghost isn’t a fool, he knows what a familiar is (knows where babies come from too, if that’ll earn him a gold star). He understands the concept and the execution of it, even dabbled in the magical theory behind it when he was starting out. What he doesn’t know, frustratingly enough, is for what reason under the sun there is one perched merrily in his garden.
Or Ghost comes to terms with the familiar that he didn't want but definitely wanted him.
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Trials and Tribulations, Discord and Dissertations by Cthulhus_Stepmom
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
20 May 2025
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Being alone is a truly exhausting experience. More so when one is surrounded by others making sure that they are quite pointedly aware that they are alone. Bilbo Baggins has been rather terribly alone amidst this dreadful company for several months by his reckoning. By this time, his mother’s blackberry bushes should be heavy with fruit and his prize winning tomatoes should be fat and ruby red on the plant; the thought only adds to his sour mood. Gandalf is as helpful as he has ever been, a familiar face in the crowd but not much more and his quizzical nonanswers grow irritating swiftly.
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The journey to the Lonely Mountain told in moments of character growth and the weird broken relationship of a dwarf and his burglar. (However many times Thorin confronted Bilbo over a perceived slight to his company and the slow realization that Hobbits are just different). -
Lay Me To Rest (I'll Still Dog Your Steps) by Cthulhus_Stepmom
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
10 May 2025
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In the time it had taken for everything to go to irreversible shit, Soap had taken thirteen breaths. Looking back on it, it seems fucking ridiculous that everything could go so batshit insane in such a short amount of time. Just over a minute. How long it’d taken for Graves to shoot him in the arm, how long it had taken the Shadows to open that fucking container. How long it had taken for Ghost to disappear as he told Johnny to get the hell out.
One minute. Thirteen breaths.
And now he’s stumbling through the waterlogged streets of Las Almas, with a bullet in his arm and no fucking clue what to do next.or: The alone mission but now with zombies and heavy handed metaphors.
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Adventures of the Rhapsody crew as they navigate a life of street racing, found family, and encounters from characters who look a little familiar.
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Fae!Soap Superstitious Bastard!Ghost by Cthulhus_Stepmom
Fandom Call of Duty (Video Games)
06 Aug 2025
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