Darling_No
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Dream Blunt Rotation, But Robert Is The Blunt by Darling_No
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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Okay, in Robert's defense, he was on his way to work to deal with a bunch of chucklefucks for the rest of the day after spending the night in his plastic chair staring at the ceiling while sleep eluded him until his alarm went off. He felt like that somewhat excused the fact that he was completely oblivious to the cloud of pink that he walked right through on his way to work, too zoned out and exhausted to notice the heroes above dealing with the building currently leaking the stuff from its broken windows.
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The Government's Favorite Multi-Tool by Darling_No
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
24 Oct 2025
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Leon doesn't reach his extraction point after finishing a mission and doesn't respond to any communications, so Piers and Chris are sent in to retrieve him. They find him passed out on a catwalk above a bloodbath of dead BOWs. Piers notices that he has no body armor or even much weaponry besides a harness with a knife and his handgun and is rightfully pissed on the Agent's behalf.
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- Part 3 of RE Whump Bingo
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Work on the Outside, Party on the Inside by Darling_No
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
23 Oct 2025
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Prompt: Staggering before they can catch themselves.
Leon fights against the parasite inside him and is allergic to showing any weakness willingly. Luis notices him stumble and makes them take a break, during which they talk and Leon admits to himself that maybe he does enjoy another human being's company, though he will take that to his grave before saying it to Luis' face lest the man's ego get any bigger.
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- Part 1 of RE Whump Bingo
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I'm Gonna Make This Place Your Home by Darling_No
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
19 Oct 2025
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“I didn't know where else to go.”
Leon is asked to train up his replacement and refuses, going AWOL; somehow, he ends up finding his way back to the only person who hasn't left or died on him.
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- Part 2 of RE Whump Bingo
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We've Been Through Them All by Darling_No
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
13 Jul 2025
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They should have left the country and joined the BSAA when they had the chance.
God fucking damnit.
Here they were, Leon and Luis, in Tall Oaks, New England. They were accompanying the President–Adam Benford. They'd had another argument over whether or not they should have kids not long before this assignment, but Leon would take that over having to stare down the barrel of his gun at the infected President. Life could never just be simple, could it?
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- Part 13 of Every Time We Touch, I Get This Feeling
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This is a collection of various Whump Bingo Prompts starring Leon and another character/other characters of my choosing. Unless I say so in the summary of the work, none of these are connected(and if they are connected, then I will rearrange the fics to put them together when posting). These ficlets will take place at any point in the game timeline of my choosing, including in between canon appearances and also during some. Please enjoy me putting Leon through pain and suffering and rewarding him with either friendship or romance.
If I happen to have more than one idea for a prompt, I will simply do it again, because the world is my oyster and these fics are the pearls that come out of it.
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Every Time We Touch, I Get This Feeling by Darling_No
Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
13 Jul 2025
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This is my Luis Lives AU that starts during the Resident Evil 4 Remake and carries on after.
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Third Round of Rewriting Season 4 bc I hate it and it makes me sad. Steve is Best Boy and Eddie knows and he's gonna make sure Steve gets everything he deserves.
The first fic in this series is how things changed for Steve and how Steve and Eddie got together before season 4.
The second fic will be the season 4 rewrite.
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Robert Robertson had grown used to the Z-team's constant HR violations, and what they discussed during work hours. So a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill about fellow superheroes during break time isn't too out of the ordinary.
What he isn't used to is what they have to say about Mecha Man.
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- Part 1 of HR Stands for Harem of Robert
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Flambae and Robert frottage in a storage closet because they're horny and also hate each other, but the dick is good at least.
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"An Ex-hero needing an ex-villain to save him from danger…” Flambae purred, his grin a flash of white in the dim light. “What are you, some kind of princess?”
“Thank you, oh so honorable knight,” Robert deadpanned, his brows drawn into a flat, unimpressed line. “How can I ever repay you for your noble service?”
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Flambae wants something in return for saving Robert's life at the gym. Robert's more than happy to repay the debt, to his own dismay.
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Robert resorts to desperate measures to earn Sonar’s cooperation.