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  1. Summary

    A collection of one-shots (and maybe some multi-shots in the future) revolving around Harry and Draco's relationship. Each piece is written in someone's "style", hence the series name. This is purely humour, and the theme is meant to revolve around 'talks', usually with reference to Harry and Draco's relationship. For those who've skipped a work or two in the series, I'll be sure to highlight, in every fic, the Cliff's notes from previous works. Enjoy!

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    My collection of Muggle oneshots. Each fic is a standalone, and I will post warnings and genres accordingly for each, but I expect most of them to just be light-hearted and fluffy (because of who I am as a person).

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    “Who is this? Where’s Erica?”

    “Wrong number, asshole!”

    “Stop calling me an asshole,” the man on the other end snapped aggressively.

    Stiles could understand. He’d be pretty aggressive too if he’d murdered someone and texted a wrong number to ask for help burying the body. This guy obviously failed How To Be a Serial Killer 101.

    “What kind of idiot thinks I murdered someone?”

    “The kind of idiot who got your text messages, you fucking dumbass!” he retorted hotly. “Maybe double check your contacts before sending a random stranger details on your nefarious plans to dispose of a freshly cut up body!”

    “What?!” the guy on the other end demanded, crossed between horrendously confused and livid.

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    14 Apr 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the best text!fics in this fandom. I've loved it for so long, and I still can't stop re-reading it!

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    When he's not editing a magazine he truly loathes or navigating a rocky relationship he truly doesn't deserve, Bucky Barnes writes a fantasy romance column with an unexpectedly loyal internet following about the barista at his favorite cafe. Barista Boyfriend makes these other worlds bearable, but the real world dreamboat isn’t remotely involved; Steve Rogers is just a muse. Everyone loves the column. And it definitely isn’t killing Bucky very gently in 500 word increments, not in the slightest. What kind of a writer can't keep fact and fiction straight?

    James Fuckin' Barnes, that's who.

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    27 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The writing style is everything, absolutely everything. I fell in love with the words as much as I fell in love with the story. It's breathtaking.

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    Captain America @steverogers
    PSA: To all concerned citizens, Tony Stark and I are not dating. But, if we manage to donate 5 million dollars for the @mariastarkfoundation Children's Fund, I'll consider asking him out ;)
    5:04 PM - 12 May 2013
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    -x-

    OR: Tony Stark's hidden superpower is businessman extraordinaire, and Steve Rogers uses Twitter for the greater good.

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    29 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is so, so funny, and so, so sweet. *sobs*

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    Derek’s been letting his job dictate his life ever since he was promoted from freelance photographer to official travel photographer. In his five years of travel, he’s built relationships in countries all across the globe, yet he still returns home after each job as lonely as ever. When he decides to try out the pen pal site Laura recommends to him, he doesn't know what to expect. Derek isn't prepared for Stiles, a small town guy with big dreams of seeing the world. And he certainly isn't prepared to fall in love with him. He has to remind himself that this is just a pen pal thing and not to get carried away. It's not like Stiles could ever like him back.

    Right?

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    03 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I absolutely loved this! Seeing the little titbits of culture here, and the relationship between Stiles and Derek was just so sweet and adorable. I was actually grinning through the whole thing, this was so well done!

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    One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.

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    25 Mar 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It's a classic for a reason. Such an emotional journey.