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Luka picks up on the second ring.
“Hello?” His voice is sleep roughened. John can imagine him laying in bed, a wireless propped against one shoulder as he searches for a clock to tell him the time. “It’s 1:43, John. Do I need to come in?” he says, right on cue.
“No. Nothing like that.” Shit, is it really that late? Or, early, John supposes. He feels suddenly embarrassed and he has to clear his throat. “Never mind. Go back to sleep, Luka.”
“John, wait.”
The line holds dead air for a moment. John worries at his bottom lip with the sharp line of his teeth, absorbing the white noise on the other end of the line.
“Text me your address. Give me twenty minutes,” Luka says, finally, just before John was about to slide his cell closed.
John calls Luka after his night terror in S11E01. They help each other the best way they know how.
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Charts flutter to the floor and John’s shoes skip on the linoleum, jacket flying out behind him. One of Peter’s hands cups his waist, like nothing, like it’s made to fit just there. When he notices it, his body does too. It’s an interesting feeling. Like he doesn’t have enough blood to supply to both his blushing cheeks and his stirring dick.
“Buy a girl dinner first,” he snaps, ripping himself out of Benton’s grasp. He takes a moment to adjust his tie, hoping it distracts from the way he has to also tug at the tight front of his pants.
“If that counts as second base, it explains a lot about you, Carter.” There's a curl to Benton’s mouth.
John Carter pursues an interesting thought.
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Five times Jack catches Robby and Dennis having sex, and one time he joins them.
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Jack’s frozen like a buck in front of an oncoming pair of LEDs. It’s like he’s in a trance, hypnotized by the way the yellow overhead light is shining along the dips and hollows of Robby’s biceps. Jack watches his Adam’s apple bob as he swallows. Traces the line of his throat to the gold chain and star of David tangling in the wet mat of chest hair.
He knew Robby was a thicker guy. He’s built like a fucking barrel and he’s been tossing patients around on stretchers for longer than Jack has. He just never pictured…this.
This is what Michael Robinavitch looks like in the privacy of his own bedroom. It’s—intense and weird and the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to Jack, which is saying something because he’s lived through a fucking lot.
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Frank can kind of understand it now, he guesses. The way everyone looks at this kid like they used to look at him. He’s a promise. A present under the tree with a big shiny red ribbon. He’s just got to be unwrapped. Frank was always the first kid down the stairs on Christmas morning.
Frank takes out his frustrations on PTMC's new Golden Boy.
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when you need the job done (you can call me, baby) by DeanBean, wishingonalightningbolt
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
01 Nov 2025
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“Last night, when I was—on top.”
“What about it.” It’s not a question.
“Don’t be defensive,” Dennis says. “I like topping you. It’s not like it’s a burden.”
Robby grunts. He tends to go wordless when he’s embarrassed.
“I just thought maybe we should talk about, like, doing it with—equipment.”
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Robby and Dennis pick out a silicone dick. For obvious purposes.
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- Part 3 of live a little
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it's not that deep unless you want it to be by DeanBean, wishingonalightningbolt
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
27 Oct 2025
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“The other night in the park,” she says. “He was about to blow a fucking gasket over Abbot’s arm around you.”
“That’s not,” Dennis starts to protest, making a face at her. “That wasn’t about me. You know how Robby gets after a bad shift—he was just looking for a reason to be pissed at someone.”
“Sure,” Trinity says, “and the reason was that he’s jealous as fuck.”
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Robby has a lot of feelings about the way other people talk to—and touch—Dennis Whitaker. They bubble up.
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- Part 2 of live a little
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“The score. You know, with that thing you kids have going on?”
“The thing,” Whitaker repeats. Robby watches the red on the tips of his ears stretch all the way to the lobe. “Oh, the—that, um, I—”
“Oh, hey, Whitaker, look. You don’t have to answer that. I’m sorry. I don’t know what I was thinking. We don’t—it’s fine. Not that you wouldn’t—” Oh shit, now he’s the one babbling. Panic creeps up the back of his neck, just as pulsing and pink as Whitaker’s face. “You’re a good-looking kid and you should put yourself out there is what I’m saying. Try your luck every now and again. Live a little. I did when I was your age.” God, Robinovitch, shut the hell up. He’ll never hear the end of it from Jack if he doesn’t stop running his mouth. He closes his eyes for a moment, raising his hands in surrender. “It’s not my business. Never mind.”
“The score is zero,” Whitaker says, quietly.
“Well I’m sure it won’t stay that way for long.” He says it before he can help it. God he is so fired.
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Santos ropes Whitaker into seeing who can have the most sex with the ED staff. Spoiler alert: she loses.
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- Part 1 of live a little
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where you lead, I will follow by DeanBean, wishingonalightningbolt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Oct 2024
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Five times Jack showed his feelings for Izzy, and the first time Izzy noticed.
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A Gilmore Girls-inspired AU in which Izzy is a single parent and Jack owns the local bar.
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everyone knows someone who knows someone by DeanBean, wishingonalightningbolt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Oct 2023
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The woman’s lips lift into a smile that crinkles against her blue eyes. A light dusting of freckles spatter over her long nose, her skin tanned with a long day of working in the sun. “You rode her hard. I was watching.” She hangs the tack on each piece’s designated hook on the wall before taking after Venny with a brush. “I like that in a woman.”
Heat shoots through Stede’s cheeks so suddenly that she’s very thankful for the low light of the barn as the sun sets behind them.
“Yes, well,” Stede stammers. “Anything worth doing takes work.”
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Stede meets an infuriatingly intriguing stablehand at her new horse's lodgings. Neither of them are what the other expects.
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- Part 1 of flowers in the concrete
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Welcome to my Pussy Bingo '23 thread!!
femme!Ed/Izzy are on an office retreat where they meet up with an old friend and make a new one. It's tagged above but Ed's an evil bitch in this one so be double warned. Peace and love to those who think Ed Teach is a precious baby, she's evil to me. -
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“Y’know I really did think you were going to kiss me.” Eddie says. With all the grace of a five year old trying and failing to hold on to a secret. She kicks her sandals off, kicking them kind of close to the neat little shelf of shoes near the door.
Collins clicks a button on the side of her phone and the screen goes dark. She sets it down on the side table.
“What if I had?” she asks.
Thats not at all what Eddie fucking expected her to say.
Dulcie skims a bit off the top of a drug bust and Eddie catches her with her spoils.
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The automated voice calls out a semi-cheerful “Thank you! Please hold,” and the line begins to ring.
Once, twice and then;
“Well, howdy there.”
His voice feels like a sip of scotch, low and rumbling warmly through Izzy’s chest.
1996. Izzy follows Ed (because he always follows Ed) to sunny Los Angeles when he decides he wants to be a movie star. Lonelier than he's ever been, he calls a 900 number and meets Jack Rackham, who makes things interesting.
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Jack Rackham gets invited to a pirate wedding. Things go as closely to how they were planned as they can when there are pirates involved.
“About time you showed up. Thought you were dead,” Izzy says.
“Might have been.” Jack shrugs. Oddly, she’s not upset with Izzy in the slightest. She’d just been trying to save her captain. And Jack had been more than happy to help her. Neither of them knew it’d end with a curse and a hole punched right through Jack’s middle. “Am I late for dress rehearsal?” she asks, tugging at the frilly neckline of the shift peeking out above the line of Izzy’s corset. “What’s with the digs? Not that I don’t like ‘em. They’d just look much better on my cabin floor.”
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ain't no ways around it, ain't no tryin' 'bout it by DeanBean for wishingonalightningbolt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Mar 2023
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So she does what she always does with Ed; exactly what she wants.
Izzy and Ed come home after a drunken night out.
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- Part 2 of flowers in the concrete
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Dean Bean's 2023 Valentine's Day Prompt Fills by DeanBean
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Feb 2023
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A collection of snippets inspired by prompts from Twitter replies. All originally posted on Twitter.
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wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it by DeanBean
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Dec 2022
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“But you may want to hide anything that you don’t want walking off this ship with him when we send him back come morning.”
“Right you are.” Stede looks through the glass once more to find that Jack’s made it to a dinghy and is rowing towards them now. Even at this distance, he spots Stede at the helm and stops rowing long enough to hold two fingers up to his mouth, licking between them in a crude gesture.
Stede scoffs, collapsing his glass and placing it back into his breast pocket. “About that, actually. I could use your help with something.”
Stede teaches Jack a lesson of sorts about thievery amongst friends.
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- Part 3 of A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
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“I remember you being quite eager.” Stede starts to work on the ties of his sleeves, pulling them undone as Jack watches, sinking even lower into the upholstery, spreading his legs even wider.
“Oh, I was eager, was I?” Jack rests his hand high up on his own thigh as Stede finishes his sleeves and begins to undo the intricate windsor holding his cravat in place around his neck. “Did you marry the broad, after all?” he asks.
“Did you buy something nice with the money you stole?” Stede rebuffs
Or, now that Jack's back in Stede's life again, he may as well get some use out of him.
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- Part 2 of A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
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“Iggy, who?”
“No, you nitwit. Izzy. Hands.” Izzy hisses.
“Izzy?” Stede asks. Izzy can almost picture him stroking a finger over his chin as he thinks. “Oh! The sailor!”
“Yeah.”
“Lovely to hear from you, Izzy Hands, the sailor.” His smile can be heard in the outline of his words and Izzy’s heart stirs behind his sternum, like a bear awakening at the beginning of spring.
Or, Izzy meets the human embodiment of a ray of sunshine that brightens up his life.
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every fucking thing and just a little more by DeanBean
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Oct 2022
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“Holy shit. You can’t-” she taps at something on the screen, her finger pressing into the touchscreen to bring up a small box of more detailed text in print too small for Izzy to make out. “Holy shit. You can’t feel your pussy at all, can you?”A fan whirs behind Izzy’s ears as her blood rushes to her cheeks. “That's none of your fucking business.”
“Woulda been my business if we were fucking right now like you thought we would be.” Jack exhales another plume of smoke before knocking a column of ash off into an old porcelain plate with char marks dotted along the inside on the edge of the worktable.
Or, Cyborg Izzy meets a mechanic who knows just how to bring her body back into tune.
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A collection of fics/ficlets posted chapter by chapter based on the OFMD Kinktober 2022 prompt list