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    The Couple Down the Street by

    Fandoms: Re-Animator (Movies)  

    09 Dec 2022

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    There's something odd about the new couple that just moved in down the street. Something that doesn't quite fit with picturesque suburban living. Something lurking behind that trimmed lawn and white picket fence...

    Dan and Herbert have been married for ten years and bouncing from place to place for most of them, leaving ruin in their wake. But this time is going to be different. Dan is going to make sure of that. He'll charm housewives, keep a pristine house, and manage his unruly husband so they can finally have a place to call home. Everyone in Glenville will know the Cain-Wests as the perfect neighbours.

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    04 Dec 2023

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    A Passion For Mushrooms by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    21 Sep 2017

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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    26 May 2023

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    garden child by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types  

    30 Aug 2017

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    “Thorin and I are expecting a child,” Bilbo announced. Kíli choked on a bite of bread, Fíli spat wine clear across the table, Tauriel dropped the bowl of potatoes in her hands, and Dís just about fell off her chair. “Pardon me,” Kíli said, a little hoarsely, “but don’t you need a, er, a uterus for that?” “No. You see, Hobbit children are grown in the garden,” Bilbo answered. “What, right next to the cabbages?” said Kíli.
    The biggest difference between Hobbits and Dwarves was not, as most people assume, the lack of beards or the size of feet. In truth, the difference was in the method of their birth. While Dwarves did things the old fashioned way, with their womenfolk carrying their children for nine months, Hobbits made use of a single seed, two locks of hair, and fertile soil. This, of course, means that where Dwarves need both one male and one female to bring new life to the world, Hobbits need no such restriction.

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    06 Feb 2023

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    The "Dying" Hobbit by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    10 Jun 2014

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    "It's just a cold," Gandalf says the following morning when Bilbo wakes up feeling completely under the weather, "a few days rest in bed will do you good, dear fellow."

    Or, the one where Bilbo has a cold and everyone thinks he's dying.

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    25 Jan 2023

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    A Shot in the Dark by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    24 Jan 2023

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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

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    17 Jan 2023