DerWitzige

a silly red slug cat yapping into the microphone of a green robot



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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    One night it snowed. So I wrote about snow.
    Two months later, I decided the snow wasn’t enough. I needed Donclair hurt/comfort.
    And so we have a little story about Don Quixote and Emil Sinclair

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    07 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    After endless nights of studying, Sinclair passes the Dieci Association South Section 4 entrance exam. On his first day at the job, he befriends his coworker Don Quixote.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    slice of life slowburn? oh yeah more please

  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    Five Pebbles never liked animals, some would say he hated them. Cycles ago he'd be disgusted with the idea of living with one, let alone calling it his best friend. But now as he lay in bed with a massive beast purring against his chest, he couldn't imagine his life without her.
    He didn't exactly plan for this, but when you're choking from the smoke of burning bridges and life regrets, it's nice to have someone by your side whose life is as charred as yours.

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    This is an off-string modern AU! Put them sillies in the scenarios!!

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    08 Nov 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    [DROPPED, REWRITE no longer IMMINENT]

    “To my beloved daughter, Yellow Flower, I leave you my superstructure, my memories, and my love.”

    “I’m sorry my mistakes killed me before I could see you til adulthood. Do not mourn me in death, all beings die eventually, even gods like myself.”

    “Cherish the gifts you are given, you are one of a kind, truly. The old world has fallen away, and the remnants are for you to salvage.”

    “Though it may have been short, these years have been the happiest in my life. I hope you will not seal my memories of you away, though they may hurt to remember. One day, you will learn to treasure them.”

    “Thank you for everything.”

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    07 Nov 2023

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    The yellow goober gets up to shenanigans

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    The Superior Maintainers of Five Pebbles and No Significant Harassment have noticed that something is up with their iterators. Five Pebbles' can is warmer than usual, and he has resorted to keeping affectionate messages in pearls. Meanwhile No Significant Harassment has been leaving his can for extended periods of time and has been acting more… Excitable? Giddy?

    This was out of line and made the two Ancients believe this was interfering with their iterators' greater purpose. And after all, things out of line had to be put back into it.

    Meanwhile, Five Pebbles was doing the usual work; serving his citizens, researching and taking notes, chatting with No Significant Harassment face to face.

    Wait.

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    30 Sep 2023

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    Minecraft Steve and his insect boyfriend say fuck this shit and leave their cans