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    Young and Hopelessly Smitten by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    14 Dec 2025

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    “Ilya Rozanov,” Shane repeats slowly, letting himself taste the words. He grins. “Wow. You’re, like, a really good player. How come you’re in Canada for summer camp? Is that weird to ask? Sorry if that’s weird. I just meant-”

    Shane is cut off by a hand on his mouth. He flushes.

    “Too fast,” Ilya says. “My English… not good.”

    “Sorry,” Shane mumbles into Ilya’s hand. Ilya grins and shakes his head, curls dancing, as he pulls his hand away.

    “Is okay. Slow words. Okay?”

    This year marks thirteen year Shane Hollander's third summer at Coach Marakov's elite hockey training camp. In attendance for the first time: Ilya Rozanov, visiting from Russia. Shane isn't the most sociable, and Ilya's English isn't the greatest, yet the unlikely duo soon become the best of friends.

    It's just one summer, but it makes a world of difference.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    @MLHTracker by for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    21 Dec 2025

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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
    ⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732

    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
    ⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63

    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
    ⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37

    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    home is where I want to be, but I guess I'm already there by

    Fandom Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries)

    05 Dec 2022

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    27 Nov 2025

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    read between the lines (i will if you will) by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)  

    04 Dec 2017

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    Phil ^_^ (5:31 PM)
    Dan?

    danisNOTonfire xD i swear im really not. come check. (5:31 PM)
    yeah?

    Phil ^_^ (5:32 PM)
    I think I'm in love with you
    I just
    I can't wait to meet you
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    Skype conversations between Dan and Phil, leading up to their first meeting. 2009!Phan. Prepare for fluff.

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    03 Nov 2025

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    The Nausea Before The Game by

    Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn  

    09 Aug 2019

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    A house, a wife, a kid and a well-paying job: Marvin is living the American Dream in the New York of the 70s. So why is he so goddamn unhappy?
    That is, until one fateful encounter with Jason’s new camp counsellor brings up long suppressed feelings and a series of self-discovery (both figuratively and literally).
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    The growing up, the falling down
    The throwing up, the shame
    The silent prayers, the nausea
    The game

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    10 Oct 2025