DeviousPaleKitten
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What Do You Want, Some Kind Of Disaster? by DeviousPaleKitten
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Jul 2023
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Modern Witch/Vamp AU
Generations of Harringtons were birthed as daughters ever since the 1692 Salem Witch Trials. Each generation of those daughters getting stronger and stronger as the centuries pass. Until some kind of magick anomaly had given the family Steve, the first male Harrington Witch child born in these modern times
Steve is living a lonely life being stuck with his family, one of the most powerful in the country. He fills his time with babysitting his favorite brats, nurturing his green magick, and trying to save one of his best friends (and ex) from a harpy.
But when a couple of vampires roll into town, and there is an instant magnetic pull to Billy Hargrove, Steve's life becomes the exact opposite of boring and stale. Billy seems to be in the same boat, especially when he gets a taste of Steve's blood and his magick. But Billy also has an ulterior motive to get a very dangerous being off his back and out of his life.
Robin is always trying to get Steve to live a little, but she probably wasn't talking about him having a fling with the undead.
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After just barely escaping the apocalypse, the last thing you wanted was for your family to start looking at you like you’re missing a head or a limb. So, of course, the first thing Klaus started to do was pat himself down to make sure all of him made it out of that shit show.
Two arms, check.
Two legs, check.
He cupped his crotch and sighed in relief, check.It was then that Klaus looked down and realized he couldn’t actually see his feet, he was eye to eye with what looked like his engorged stomach.
“Don’t --” Five tried to stop him, but was cut off when Klaus started freaking out.
“What the fuck? What the actual fuck!” Klaus shrieked, "Oh my god, it's a parasite! It’s a time traveling tapeworm! Get it out, get it out, get it out!”
“You look like you swallowed a planet,” Ben observed intellectually.
“Oh no. No, no, no. You so do not get to use Doctor Who quotes against me, buddy!” Klaus squawked, backing away from one brother and ending up bumping into another, Diego’s hand reaching out to steady him before Klaus toppled over again.
Allison was the first one to finally say the actual words, “He looks...pregnant.”
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- Part 1 of Someday You And Me We Could Have It All
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A Back To The Future Inspired Harringrove AU
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Mike and Dustin Hargrove test out Murray's crazy time machine and accidentally get stuck in 1985 where they take the chance to fix their parents' marriage.In their time, Steve and Billy had an awful divorce a couple years ago. Now Billy can't even be found to pay Child Support, Steve is stressed to hell at all times, and Mike is really thinking about running away from home. Or he would, but he'd never leave Will.
After 1985, Mike and Dustin find out just how far the Butterfly Effect can reach and have to learn to navigate their new lives in this new timeline. Their dad is home, their parents are happily married, their whole lives are now perfect...except for this new thing going on with Dustin's anatomy (What do you mean he's a Carrier has a uterus now?!).
But can they get away with this living this new life they fixed without getting caught?
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That voice. Just as Scott remembered. Soft but tangible, tangy when breathed hot against his ear, horse when it came from below on its knees. So beautiful it still narrated Scott’s dreams to this day.
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Stiles left four years ago, and Scott hasn't heard from him since. Then a chance run in at a dingy hotel in DC makes it hard for him to grasp. Not when Stiles looks exactly the same, so beautiful and touchable. Its not so pretty when they've both realized how much they have changed in those couple of years.But maybe theres hope later to fix some of that.
(Based loosely on the song Closer by The Chainsmokers feat Halsey)
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When Skies Are Gray by DeviousPaleKitten
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
13 Jul 2016
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Steve is woken up by poor Bucky having a nightmare right next to him. Steve is cautious when waking his boyfriend since its not always Bucky who greets him upon waking,sometimes its the Asset who is front and center. When Steve realizes Bucky had slipped into his Little headspace he must take care of him like any other good Daddy would and try to get Bucky back to sleep. But Bucky has a special request in the end to help him get to sleep.
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Someday You And Me We Could Have It All by DeviousPaleKitten
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
13 Aug 2021
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Did I Ruin Your Night? (Did I Ruin You?) by CandyWraptor
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
27 Mar 2024
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Angel Dust is tired. Alastor gives him a place to sleep.
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- Part 1 of Come Back to Bed
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Billy startled when rather than fall to his own back, beside him, Steve tightened his grip in Billy’s hair and moved halfway on top of him as he reconnected their lips.
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- Part 2 of You Make Me Crazy, You Make Me Wild
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Steve just wants Billy to be a little nicer, Billy tries and gets what he wants in return.
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"Get in the car." Billy orders opening the door.
"Where are we going?" Steve's eyes come up from the flowers to watch Billy, eyeing the open door.
"On a date." Billy insists grabbing at Steve, pushes him into the car when he gets ahold narrowly misses slamming Steve's head against the hood.
"Really?" Steve is staring at him through the open window as he closes the door, practically has hearts in his eyes. The look almost makes Billy uncomfortable, definitely makes his pants tighten.
"Yes, you wanted nicer remember. Now shut up and put your seatbelt on."
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31 Dec 2019
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Stop interrupting my grinding by rohkeutta
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Aug 2018
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A.ka the notorious Bitch series.
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05 Dec 2016
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Favorite thing about you, baby bat by Churboosely (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
08 May 2016
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Damian gets upset, Dick is there to help him
Bookmarked by DeviousPaleKitten
28 Jan 2016