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Ford Gets An Abortion.
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- Part 1 of Monsterfucker Ford Series
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10 May 2025
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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13 Apr 2025
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Bill is back, he's stuck with the Pines family, and he's willing to do just about anything to try to make things right with Ford. But they are never, ever, ever getting back together.
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22 Mar 2025
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"We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”
“I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.
“Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."
Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.
“I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"
Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.
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21 Mar 2025
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fans for hanguang-jun by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Oct 2023
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“What I mean,” Wei Wuxian repeats with as much gravitas as he can muster, “is that every single day in their marriage bed, the Yiling Laozu sp—spears open the most esteemed Hanguang-jun on his—his mmmmmmonster cock!!!”
wei wuxian gets kidnapped by a team of belligerent bottoms.
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21 Mar 2025
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After Julian returns from Camp 371, few of his friends seem to grasp what has happened to him.
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- Part 8 of Bad Things Happen Bingo 2024
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20 Mar 2025
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Wendy gets in for her early morning baking shift at Stan Bros Coffee.
There's something off about that espresso machine.
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01 Feb 2025
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Fiddleford Gets Laid by Ancharan, stemmmm, stump_not_found, tempusedaxrerum
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
31 Dec 2024
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Every now and then, a large white egg comes out of a human. - The Book of Bill
After stumbling on a mysterious incantation on a cave wall, Ford follows his natural instincts.
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01 Jan 2025
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Acornfusing Time in Nancy's Otherwise Totally Chill Life by specialrhino for LavenderTownsGhost
Fandoms: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
18 Dec 2024
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Weird things are happening, and Nancy can't figure out if someone is trying to woo her girlfriend. Does this have anything to do with Doreen and Kraven foiling yet another one of Doctor Doom's plots??? Probably not, why would you think that!!!
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28 Dec 2024
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The Duchess Approves is terrible. He wants to bleach every brick of his body just to purify himself of this three hour experience. He wants to pluck out his eyeball and treat it to a ten-day spa as reparations. He demands a sequel from the Axolotl during their next therapy session.
The Axolotl tilts their head. “There's no sequel. Only one movie has ever been made.”
Bill glowers. “But what happens after?”
“Production went into debt after casting big name Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble,” the Axolotl answers sadly. “Rumor has it he charges fifty thousand per letter.”
“Wonderful,” Bill drawls. “Real useful information. So what am I supposed to do now, doc?”
The Axolotl’s eyes gleam suspiciously. “I suppose there’s always fanfiction.”
Or: Bill hates a certain fanfic author almost as much as he hates the man who killed him. Crazy, wouldn't it be, if the two were the same person.
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27 Dec 2024
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The Top 5 Vacation Planets You HAVE to Visit (While on The Worst Space Cruise of Your Life) by Steelneko for lemonwedge_onasaturday
Fandoms: The Spectacular Failure of the Star Wars Hotel - Jenny Nicholson (Video), Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser (Attraction), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Jenny Nicholson - Fandom
25 Dec 2024
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Amethia Tope had an amazing time on her galactic star cruiser trip and wants to share her travel recommendations with you!
Of course she had a great time on the cruise.
What influencer would lie about her life on social media?
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27 Dec 2024
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“Let’s talk worst case scenarios,” Kravitz said.
“It’s entirely plausible he kills a kid,” Barry replied instantly. “Like, I love the guy. He’s like - definitely not a dad. He’s like the guy your parents make you call uncle because he’s been friends with your dad since college to me. But I really think he could run a kid over in the sleigh, or…”
“What if he’s not watching the reindeer closely enough and one bites a child?” Kravitz posited. “It could ruin a children’s icon forever.”
“I think we’re well past that,” Barry said. “We all had to make our peace with ruining Santa for everyone when we chose to make Merle wear the hat this year. Frankly, best case scenario is that everyone gets a real shitty present.”
“You wanna talk about worst case scenarios?” Lup said, with a thousand-yard stare. Her voice was raspy and heavy. “I know the worst case scenario.” She blinked, her gaze focusing on them again. “The worst case scenario is that he’s better than us.”Series
- Part 6 of Reaper Squad Holidays
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22 Dec 2024
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
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The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.
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21 Dec 2024
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Dipper couldn’t help but think something was up with his Grunkle Ford. But his husband, their Grunkle Bill, doesn’t seem to understand what he’s talking about! So it’s up to the preteen to figure this out!
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Dipper thinks Ford (and possibly Stan) are paranormal entities, Ford is just a weirdo, Bill is seeing what he can get away with, and Mabel is having fun watching
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18 Dec 2024
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Ford, after an untold amount of torment in the Fearamid, uses his wits to plot an escape from Bill’s clutches.
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17 Dec 2024
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hurt people hurt people so give me everything you've got by Mad_Hatter_LCarol
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
19 Oct 2024
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Bill Cipher doesn't know how to fix things. Only break them. Maybe he can even it out with Ford...
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21 Nov 2024
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Stan swipes Ford’s Theraprism visitor pass for the lolz. Then for concern. Then to play Othello.
AKA Bill rages so hard he has an aneurysm. Then he plays board games.
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14 Nov 2024
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Bill's not sure if this is the one problem he can't afford to have or the one solution to the one problem he can't solve. Either way, it's here, so he's just going to do what he can to guarantee that it's the latter.
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14 Nov 2024
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Stanford Pines and Bill Cipher are impossibly entangled with one another, like a knot beyond unraveling. To break the bond between them would require cutting the knot out entirely, severing a large portion of each of them in the process.
Or, Stanford knows about the barrier keeping Weirdmageddon contained prior to being captured, changing the course of the apocalypse. Statement Abnegation is a psychological horror novel following the complicated relationship between an imprisoned Ford Pines and his captor.
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05 Nov 2024
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“I’ve had bad breakups too!” she blurts out. Ford freezes.
While reading, and subsequently mocking, the book with his family, he had been careful to keep the exact nature of his and Bill’s relationship… elusive.
Mabel, as always, has taken him by surprise.
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As cathartic as tossing the Book of Bill into the nearest dimensional rift is, Ford can't help his unease at the questions left unanswered. Mabel helps.
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04 Nov 2024