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Egg should quit, he thinks. This job was going to be the death of him, and he wasn't sure this was worth it.
But, then again, a paying job was a paying job, and he kinda needed the money— and look, as long as the very wounded and beat up villain in front of his counter tipped, he was willing to overlook the fact that he was getting blood on Egg's newly mopped floor. He was not above bribery.generic coffee shop/villain au
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Eggchan’s Guide on how to stay out of sight!! (spoilers it doesn't work.) by Luck1ty
Fandoms: Strength SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
19 Apr 2026
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Egg is just trying to survive his minimum-wage café job without anything exploding. Preferably.
That plan falls apart when a regular customer turns out to be Gambit—one of the most wanted villains in the city.
What starts as awkward coffee orders and weird small talk turns into something a lot more complicated than Egg ever signed up for. Between hero investigations, villain business, and Egg’s personal talent for accidental disaster, staying “uninvolved” stops being an option pretty quickly.
Especially when Gambit keeps coming back.
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Books, Villains, and Flowers by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Mar 2026
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Eggchan never watched the news; he was too absorbed with his books. But even though he never watched the news, he was certain about one thing.
This bloodied man in the alley was definitely a villain.
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INCOMING CRACK CROSSOVERRRRRRRRRR
After an intense blinding light that covered the entire Unstable Universe, Parrot, Wemmbu, Flame, Spoke, a long with their friends have been suddenly transported into the world of Remnant, scattered and confused.
Not only do they have to find a way back home, but have to participate in a war between two God's who just can't seem to figure out how to kill each other.
But what could go wrong?
Oh, right. Their enemies are also here, just fantastic.
With everyone scattered, they now must find a way back home while also making new friends and enemies in the process.
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Wemmbu being alone is a choice. It’s easier to place the blame on himself if something goes wrong and he doesn’t need to drag around anyone who can’t make themselves useful.
Attachments are burdens, vulnerability is a weakness, and trust is too fragile to extend it so casually.
But maybe there are exceptions…like Eggchan, for example.
(Originally called "The Bird Song," from Em Beihold and Noah Floersch)