DropTheBeet
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Tell me what you want by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
13 Jul 2023
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Clark has a crush on Bruce. Bruce figures he's young, he'll get over it. Instead, Clark manages to get under Bruce's skin just by asking one simple question. A question that Bruce hadn't bothered to consider in a long time.
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Blind Date by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Jan 2020
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Wade has got the most perfect date lined up for sweet lil Petey pie. They ticked every box. Rockin’ bod. Great sense of humour. Knows he’s Spidey and fully supports that. In fact, even a glorified red onesie so they can coordinate with the webslinger himself.
He couldn’t possibly have gotten it wrong.
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Suicidal Tendencies by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Aug 2019
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A series of suspicious suicides with one common linking theme: Deadpool.
Peter has to try to find out what's going on and track down the perpetrator before more people die...
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Don't worry, still the typical humour you've come to expect from the comics. And Peter doesn't commit suicide. And Wade doesn't stay dead, so you're all good.
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Makes Scents by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jul 2019
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Deadpool is new in town and stinks up the place by accidentally scent marking everywhere, making Peter go a little crazy trying to track down the source of the delicious smell.
This ISN'T ABO (tho I do love ABO, I just wanted to try something different), this is just Peter being a lil more in touch with his animal urges. I even looked up if spiders can smell for this (they can! Very well!)
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- Part 4 of Spideypool Bingo
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So you think you're slick? A real wise guy by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Jul 2019
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Did this in a sprint on the Spideypool server. Short and sweet! Enjoy!
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- Part 3 of Spideypool Bingo
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Spideypool Bingo by DropTheBeet
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Jul 2019
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Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.
Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.
(Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)
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Bookmarked by DropTheBeet
02 Mar 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
This was lovely and I'd like to remember it
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Mr Blue Sky, please tell us why, you had to hide away for so long...
After five years, Malfoy had finally escaped house arrest, and he moved in just a few streets down from Grimmauld Place. Overnight, the Daily Prophet seemed to fall in love with him. For his charity work, and his charming smile, and—Harry was sure—his prattish fucking personality. No matter how hard Harry tried, he couldn’t stop running into him.
Harry had bigger problems, though. His best friends in the world were having a baby together, which was fantastic, except that they weren’t sure Harry could hold it together well enough to be Godfather.
But despite Malfoy being flat broke, with a dead dad, and no one willing to risk hiring him, he appeared to be completely in control of the narrative surrounding his newfound freedom. Maybe Harry could learn a thing or two from the best of the best.
After all, he had the entire pregnancy to convince Ron and Hermione that he was perfectly, entirely, 100% fine. If sometimes he had to fistfight Malfoy about it, well, that was nothing new.
Song: Mr. Blue Sky by the Electric Light Orchestra
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Bookmarked by DropTheBeet
05 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
The most accurate Hermione and hilarious writing
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Aurors Potter and Malfoy crack the case.
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- Part 1 of Twenty-Two Cards
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The Brightest Constellations of Our Souls by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2023
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Harry doesn’t know how to cope after the War. The only things that make him feel even remotely normal again are taking risks while flying and fighting with Malfoy. It’s not likely to end well.
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Draco becomes obsessed with ‘Wonderwall’, reads Muggle books, and drives a campervan, while Harry slowly falls in love with Draco. A story about travelling around the British Isles in the late 90s while healing deep scars.
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- English
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- 256,402
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- 21/21
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Bookmarked by DropTheBeet
20 Jul 2024