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follow me in merry measure by DubiousSparrow
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Dec 2024
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Baz is just trying to get through the busiest retail time of the year when the fates conspire to ruin his life by dropping Simon Snow in his path. How is he supposed to get anything done now??
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Blessing in Disguise by DubiousSparrow
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
15 Sep 2023
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Not all of Simon's moles are naturally occurring. Some belong to Baz.
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- Part 2 of Disaster Baz Does Spells
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Spectres and Domesticated Atrocities of Wales by DubiousSparrow
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
04 Jun 2023
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A love letter, a concealment spell, and a vampire who cares far too much about his marks and not enough about his health.
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- Part 1 of Disaster Baz Does Spells
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Psychometry can be fun.
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Bazlow's Hierarchy of Needs by DubiousSparrow
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
11 Jan 2023
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Dev leans in and murmurs as sotto voce as he’s capable, “So, to recap. You come in with Gareth the nob. You meet Simon the beautiful barkeep. You somehow figure out Simon’s schedule…”
“Trial and error…” I mumble.
“Ever the empiricist,” he says fondly. “And then you haunt this stool and manage to, at the very least, exchange names and develop a usual. Am I missing any important details?”
I sigh wearily.
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you were the place I stored all the reality by DubiousSparrow
Fandoms: Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater, Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
31 Oct 2022
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GREYWAREN SPOILERS
If you could merge souls with the person you love most in the world, why would you only do it once?
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Baz finds himself trapped in a lift with Simon, a good deal of wine, and a bag of crisps.
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mechanically strong and resistant to decay by DubiousSparrow
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
05 Sep 2022
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Adam has lost his fancy boyfriend and his voluminous cat, and probably soon his fancy and voluminous apartment.
So running away to a craft school in a tiny southern town and learning how to carve wooden bowls seems like a great way to escape and figure out the rest of his life.
Ronan would just appreciate it if people trained their dogs properly.
Blue is annoyed by both of them.
Noah is planning a heist.
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An airport meet-cute with an assist from a kindly stranger.
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When an Unstoppable Force (of idiocy) Meets an Immovable Object (of equal idiocy) by DubiousSparrow
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
26 Jan 2022
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Ronan: Why is Adam going on all these awful dates? Will he go out with literally anyone but me?
Adam: The one and only time Ronan ever seemed to notice me was when I had a really shitty date, so I guess the way to get his attention is... more shitty dates?
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Ronan and Adam meet in an Ikea.
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Hey, Your Dog Seems to Be In Love with My Cat by DubiousSparrow
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
20 Aug 2021
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Adam's minding his own business when a very large dog, and a very hot man come barging into his new life. Gwenllian is not pleased. She'll get over it.
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We'll Speak In Our Secret Tongues by DubiousSparrow
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
22 Jan 2021
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A collection of late night conversations.
Ch. 1: You Smell Like Limes
Ch. 2: Persephone Brings a Pie
Ch. 3: Birthday Shots & Madonna
Ch. 4: I ❤️ You, You Big Stupid Oak
Ch. 5: Motherducker
Ch. 6: Reading Glasses & Rum
Ch. 7: I Want Everything
Ch. 8: Chainsaw
Ch. 9: Mr. F***ing Christmas
Ch. 10: Long Live the ShitboxSeries
- Part 5 of River Town
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“But I’ve seen you drink coffee!”
Ronan’s steely demeanor dropped for a moment and he looked like he wanted to slip quietly under the table, “You’ve seen me raise a lidded cup to my mouth…”
Adam had never before understood why people in movies clutched their chest when they were shocked, but he came very close to doing it just then.
“You faked it??!”
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- Part 3 of Persephone's Coffee Shop
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Companion piece to “A Latte by Any Other Name.”
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Ronan didn’t even like coffee.
But Noah had dragged him into Persephone’s one day, thereby ending his fucking life and sealing his fate.
Because he saw him and it was like looking at the sun.
No, that wasn’t right, because it hurt to look at the sun.
It was like swallowing the sun.
Which, yes, Ronan thought, would also hurt like a motherfucker, but he was being fucking poetic.
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- Part 2 of Persephone's Coffee Shop
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Ronan (2:22pm): i met the dogwalker
Gansey (2:29pm): Really? I’ve never met them – the service deals with all of that.
Gansey (2:29pm): Were they nice?
Ronan (2:30pm): i guess
Ronan (2:30pm): i was naked at the time
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Adam covers for Blue at her dogwalking gig for a week. Ronan is housesitting for Gansey and watching his giant dog, Glendower. A canine-centric story told in texts. -
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He was finishing a chapter when the bell tinkled over the door and Declan’s Hot BrotherTM walked in. Adam had started calling him that in his head because, while he didn’t know his name, he had heard numerous one-sided cell phone arguments with someone named Declan, and had pieced together their relationship.
Adam straightened up, turning down the corner of a page to mark his spot, and gave DHB his best smile, which he did not expect to be reciprocated.
His expectations were met.
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- Part 1 of Persephone's Coffee Shop
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Ronan and Adam enjoy a quiet New Year's Eve together.
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- Part 14 of River Town
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As Ronan and Adam approach their three-year anniversary, much has changed in their life. There’s still something missing, though.
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- Part 13 of River Town
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Eight-year-old Aurora & six-year-old Hennessy stay with Ronan and Adam for a week while Declan and Jordan are away.
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- Part 12 of River Town