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    While walking home from an event at Wayne Enterprises, Tim and Damian are kidnapped and sent to an alternate dimension. In a world where superheroes are merely comic book characters and the idea of the multiverse is only a theory found within the pages of science fiction, how are Tim and Damian going to return home? How long will they be stranded on this strange Earth? And will the boys murder each other before they figure it out?

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    14 Nov 2025

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    Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?

    Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”

    From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.

    Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Sherlock Holmes retreats to his Mind Palace to think, to problem-solve. Superman has his Fortress of Solitude, reportedly.
    9-and-five-sixths-year-old Tim Drake has his Blanket Fortress.

    Timmy Drake’s parents go missing.
    He’s the only one who notices.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Kankuro finding himself and realizing he deserves love, no matter who it is that he falls in love with (except it's set to his personal playlist.) Also lots of drabble about him living his life, arguing with Gaara, and being a normal dumb guy.
    Oh, and there's a coup.

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    "Kankuro finds he likes his room full of music and his bed empty. He’s had girls stay over before, and it’s been nothing but awkward. After a while, all he really wants them to do is leave. They tend to take the hint. It’s been a few years now, and Kankuro’s gained a reputation: he’s notorious for asking out every girl he sees. However, of some of the girls that have talked amongst themselves, they all come to the same conclusion: Kankuro is also well-known for never going all the way. He’s a challenge."

    Then he runs into Kiba.
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    [alternatively, the one where Kankuro realizes he's gay and has a little bit of a hard time with learning to be happy.]
    Set in the Always Cool Enough For a Drink universe.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    “I have time.”

    Tim does not, in fact, have time.

    But it’s Nightwing who is calling. What’s he going to do—say no? Preposterous. That's a crime in and of itself. Tim would rather swallow nails and kiss his mother goodnight than say no to Dick Grayson. “How can I help you, Nightwing?”

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    or, when tim is three people at the same time, jebaits the bats into joining their family twice, and might be accidentally running the city as an emergency hotline operator. not necessarily in that order.

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    05 Oct 2025