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Knock-offs and Duplications: Lex Luthor Gets Scammed on eBay by teethmarked for Vasc
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)
16 Aug 2025
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After a steaming hot shower, Lex decides to seize the day. Not because of Mercy’s idiot carpe diem sticker she’d stuck on his bathroom mirror, either. Mercy has a knowing look when he tells her to cancel his meetings for the day, that he’s decided to go out for a stroll. He buttons his top shirt pocket, securing his chunk of pink kryptonite surely in place. Superman is assisting the elderly group of tourists across the street to the Saturday farmer’s market, according to the 9 A.M. morning report. It’s not a particularly homosexual thing to do.
OR: Always check the eBay reviews on kryptonite—Lex seduces Superman with a dyed hot pink rock.
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When a(nother) Superman double starts wreaking havoc while playing heroes, very few are able to differentiate him from the original. Those in power are fooled: Belle Reve offers Anti-Superman expert Lex Luthor a conditional freedom in exchange for his help. Despite LuthorCorp's desperate need for some PR miracle, he's frustratingly picky with interviews—until he requests a specific reporter: The Daily Planet's Clark Kent.
Lex Luthor is doing it for the PR, he says; only came to him because of his badge of Superman's Favorite Reporter, he says. Nothing to do with their past.
Clark Kent tells Lois he's only agreeing so he can keep an eye on Luthor; totally not because, due to some weird i-spent-too-much-time-going-through-dimensional-rifts effect, Lex Luthor now looks too much like his childhood best friend for Clark to stay away.
Of course, they're probably lying.
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Clark makes Lex go to bed.
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19 Aug 2025
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Some Cliche Clex Fanart by WontchangemyusernametilIgetintocambridge
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)
15 Aug 2025
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A collection of my clex fanart and also my first post on AO3
Originally titled "Clark Kent's Cute And Applicable Advice On How To Save Money." Updating but each illustration is standalone.Bookmarked by ESQUIMAL
19 Aug 2025
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Clark and Lex fumble through the realization that they’re pretty damn good at sleeping together.
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19 Aug 2025
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PINK, that power looks so good on you by lotusfl0wer
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, Supergirl (TV 2015)
12 Oct 2025
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Lex Luthor hates Superman so much he would do anything in this world to end that good-looking alien. Anything. That includes finding out about pink kryptonite, investigate its effects and stick to the plan of breaking his heart into a million pieces right after making him fall in love for Lex. It doens't really matter if he is also falling in love back in the process. Or does it?
(I swear the fanfic is way better that this summary!)
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"Wanyin, my forehead ribbon," Lan Xichen repeated insistently, "did I give it to you?"
"You're wearing a new one, so I don't see the problem unless you want it back because I have it..."
Was Jiang Cheng incapable of endearing himself to anyone? Even this small matter...did Lan Xichen have to be so stingy about it?
(Or, the aftermath of having a de-aged lovelorn Lan Xichen around.)
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18 Aug 2025
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Trip At the Brain by ierothestreet
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, DCU
20 Sep 2025
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His better judgment screamed do NOT click it. Which, of course, meant he clicked it immediately.
The link whisked him away to an unfamiliar website. The header read; archiveofourown.org
The page the link had brought him to was one specific “work.” His eyes caught the bold red text beneath the title…
Rated: Explicit.
His pulse spiked.
“Oh no.”
In which Lex Luthor discovered erotic artworks and fictional stories about him and a certain illegal alien, it ruined his life figuratively and literally.
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standalone clex fics by Pirol
Fandom: Peacemaker (TV 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
20 Oct 2025
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17 Aug 2025
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Lex forgets everything, including Superman. Now he is just fond of him—no trace of his old envy or hatred. And Clark doesn't know how to feel about this sudden change of heart.
(Or: Krypto damages Lex’s brain while tossing him around. It changes everything.)
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- Part 1 of standalone clex fics
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Affirming the Inevitable, Denying the Possible by find_an_island
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
24 Aug 2025
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It was a trained skill to hone in to specific sounds in such a precise manner, but Clark developed a Pavlovian response to hearing his name cried out. It was faint, at first. Almost like a question rather than a plea. But another whimper broke through, begging for him.
"Superman, please! Oh, god!"
It was urgent, no doubt, yet the cries did not seem to be fearful, just needy.
Or: Clark's super-hearing leads him to Lex's penthouse.
Or: Accidental cock-blocking leads to on-purpose cock-sucking.
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17 Aug 2025
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It's 2002 and thirty year old Clark Kent wakes up in his childhood bedroom in the best sort of dream. It's 2002 and his father is still alive and Pete never left Smallville and his greatest enemy is still his dearest friend. It's 2002 and Clark has the chance to change everything if only he had the guts.
It's 2017 and fifteen year old Clark Kent wakes up in an unfamiliar apartment in Metropolis. It's 2017 and his father is dead and his friends are scattered around the world and Lex Luthor is a ruthless sociopath whose only memories of Clark consist of attempted murder. It's 2017 and everything is a nightmare and Clark has to fix this if only he knew how.
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17 Aug 2025
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Lex Luthor has Superman’s DNA, but can’t seem to produce a viable clone. In a last ditch effort, he injects himself with a serum made from Kryptonian cells to gain Superman’s powers… and accidentally knocks himself up in the process. This wasn’t in his original plan for world domination, in fact it might actually kill him, but he’s fueled by pure hate and alien hormones to make the most of it. On the plus side, he’s finally got a way to get Superman’s attention.
This is entirely inspired by the moment the Fortress of Solitude opens for Lex and I had to stop myself from whispering “he’s pregnant…” in the theater. I have no one to talk to about this.
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Lex Luthor falls in love, the media tells him his crush is in love with Superman by JinxingJester
Fandoms: DCU
20 Sep 2025
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Lex Luthor is in love with well regarded reporter Clark Kent
Clark does not like the fact that his nemesis (obliviously) flirts with him and sends him gifts
Connor suggests an idea that ends up escalating for various reasons
Clark only tried it out of desperation, the regret is immediateBookmarked by ESQUIMAL
16 Aug 2025
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The Resurrection of the House of El by ZainTriesToWriteIKYK
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)
12 Aug 2025
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After finding out the true reason he was sent to earth, Clark decides to take the future of both Kryptonians and Humans alike into his hands, and if his fight with Luthor had taught him anything it was that the man was to invaluable to dispose of. With Lex's brain and Clarks brawn, he's sure their children can accomplish things many would consider impossible. Only hitch is Lex's cooperation.
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15 Aug 2025
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she wanna have my baby, she like put that semen in me by chiqiu
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)
11 Aug 2025
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How could he do all that he planned when Superman found out himself and not by the media? Maybe Superman wouldn’t accept the child—yeah, that’ll work. Deadbeat Superman had a better taste in his mouth than a clueless one. There's no way the alien will want anything to do with it…right?
“It’s mine.” Superman had said it as a matter of fact, no question just a blunt statement that Lex could tell took everything in him to calmly ask.
“Yes. I understand that you—”, Lex was beginning to spin the narrative he wanted when he was rudely cut off by the curly haired oaf.
“I want to help—to take full responsibility.”
Oh for fucks sake.
Or: Freshly out of prison, Lex Luthor jumps to next idea to take Superman down. By having his child, it backfires however when Superman wants to be involved.
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15 Aug 2025
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I'm as human as anyone else by Le0_04
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
23 Aug 2025
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“A-and I made you that way,” incoherent words keep spilling out. “I did that. I-I laughed while you were suffering. I toasted to your agony. And all this time - Clark, all this time - you were here.”
Lex trembled. “You let me plan your death. You listened to me talk about killing Superman. And you - you said you were proud of me. Every night. Every damn night!”
“I’m sorry-” Clark’s voice was strained as he tried to stand, wincing. Still, he moved closer, one agonized step at a time.
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What if Lex Luthor was in love with Clark Kent — and had no idea that the man he kissed goodnight was the alien he vowed to destroy?
What if Clark loved Lex so much he’d rather lie in silence, night after night, listening to Lex whisper bedtime stories about torturing Superman... than tell him the truth?
And what if, one night, Lex came home to find Clark bloodied in their kitchen — with injuries that matched the ones Lex made sure Superman would suffer?
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15 Aug 2025
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Fervent as a Flame (does it have a name?) by s__diabolical
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)
11 Aug 2025
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“Why are you here, Superman? You’re upset because you haven’t had any villains to punch? Mad because you can’t just sic your mutt on me again? Beyond being stupid, which I’d expect from you, it's a new low to just burst in my office for no reason.” Luthor doesn’t sound strained, but Clark tunes in just enough to hear how his voice shakes at the end of his sentence.
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Lex Luthor loathes Superman.Clark Kent doesn’t know how much he believes that.
Especially not when Luthor’s breathing, heart rate, and eyes tell a completely different story.
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15 Aug 2025
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the heart's fetid revolutions by valkyrisms
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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"His new ‘I don’t care about Superman’ thing is just weird. I mean, it’s,” Clark gestures wildly to the newspaper, the ugly headline still staring up at them, “Lex Luthor. He’s an obsessive. If he’s not fixated on me, he’s got to be fixated on something else. Something not good. Something—why are you looking at me like that?”
Kara shrugs. “Sounds like your pet psychopath has moved on, and you’re just jealous.”
“Kara,” Clark sighs, but doesn’t protest further.
Superman knows that whatever Lex’s new obsession is, it can’t be good. As he soon discovers, that new obsession is Clark Kent.
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15 Aug 2025
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Lex's Obsession by Elliesaurus05
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
10 Aug 2025
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While obsessing over the hero, Superman, searching for ways to defeat him, Lex Luthor finds himself oddly drawn to the awkward journalist, Clark Kent. After dumping his girlfriend (into a pocket universe) for daring to suggest that his fixation on the alien is not fueled by just envy and hatred, Luthor turns to Kent, breaking the - so far - professional boundaries between them to explore the unexplainable attraction he feels for him. Meanwhile, Kent can't resist the unexpected intimacy, having broken up with Lois Lane for her protection when he suspected Luthor was catching on to his secret identity. As Clark Kent, the Kryptonian becomes Luthor's lover, struggling to maintain his secret while he fights the same man as Superman.
I'm not super well-versed in the comics; I only recently got into these characters after the 2025 Superman film. I do plan to get into the comics properly, probably after I finish uni for the year, so I have more time, but for now, this is just based on the recent film. It's set before the events of the film, using Gunn's versions of the characters.
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15 Aug 2025