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“And what exactly are we making?”
If looks could kill, Lucifer’s corpse would be repurposed into garnish for Alastor’s Old Fashioned by day’s end.
“You cannot be serious. Is your geriatric mind so addled by ducks and dicks that it’s forgotten why we’re here?”
“What type?” Lucifer clarified. “Whiskey, tequila, that green stuff that makes you hallucinate?”
“Bathtub gin!” Alastor sang, summoning his band of shadow puppets to play a jazzy melody for their singular audience member. “Moonshine, white lightning, hooch. And my personal favorite–” he continued, sliding onto the couch beside Lucifer and slinging an arm around his shoulder “–coffin varnish, due to the ~poisonous~ risks associated with shoddy homemade liquor.”
“Are we making it in the bathtub?” Lucifer asked, highly interested in the idea of sharing a bath with Alastor.
After sweet Charlie’s efforts to boost redemption rates results in a ban on alcohol at the Hazbin Hotel, resident dipsomaniacs Alastor and Lucifer find their own way to have fun.
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- Part 5 of Drink Menu
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29 Nov 2025
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Alastor is bored. Lucifer is lonely. Together they make a terribly unwise combination. One night of drinking has them considering a ridiculous flight of fancy.
They wouldn't ever be friends, and lovers seemed overly sentimental, but they could be drinking buddies.
A series of oneshots exploring Alastor and Lucifer's relationship progression through drinking, sex, and snark, each one a character study of peculiarities and vulnerabilities centered around the theme of a different beverage.
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27 Nov 2025
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A disturbing crack accompanied Alastor's neck snapping into a very unhealthy tilt. Claw-tipped fingers drummed out a staccato rhythm on the glass bottle.
"Drink with me," Alastor insisted, brandishing the bottle in Lucifer's face, and wasn't that an odd request. When had Alastor shared anything with him beyond a residential address and a blithe disdain for television?
"Why would I do that?"
"Because I'm bored, and you are astonishingly the most entertaining thing in this hotel at the moment."
Nothing spiced up a night in the Hazbin Hotel's staff-only parlor quite like the Devil, the Radio Demon, and a very expensive bottle of bourbon from Cannibal Town.
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- Part 1 of Drink Menu
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27 Nov 2025
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You flood me with light by angsty impish writer (Grief_in_Hold)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Aug 2024
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Lucifer starts to live at the hotel after the fight against Heaven, and he finds himself drinking late at night. But one night, Alastor joins him. After that, they start to find more and more things they have in common than they originally thought.
Previous title: The pathetic king and the smiling prince
(no real plot here, just two idiots who start by hating each other and end up being friends in some ways until their feelings cause some troubles -- well now it's more like season 2 but me writing it badly with slow burn idiots as main plot)(Might change the rating from mature to explicit but i'm not sure yet - also maybe Alastor will be ooc from time to time; i'm really bad at writing psychopaths, my apologies)
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- Part 1 of Dark as daylight / Clear as night-time
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- English
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- 23/23
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26 Nov 2025
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Do whatever you want to me by angsty impish writer (Grief_in_Hold)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Aug 2024
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Lucifer gets in debt of Charlie's deal with Alastor to protect her but at what costs!
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- English
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- 2,982
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- 2/?
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26 Nov 2025