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    “No...” Crowley breathed after a moment, or an eon. Time was of no consequence to creatures such as he. “I should like to love that which shall be unloved.”
    God smiled, and in the stagnated darkness of the universe, light broke.
    “Then it shall be done,” She said.

    Nestled in the sanctity of the bookshop, Crowley recalls the day he was gifted his wings, and shares with Aziraphale a secret he has guarded since the time of the Fall.

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    29 May 2025

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    The time has come for Improvement Day, Heaven's decennial work retreat. The angels posted to Earth are relieved of their terrestrial assignments and join middle management in attempting to improve organizational operations right across the board. Typical activities include name games, trust falls, client-facing skill role play, and miracle budget workshops. It's loathed by all the Earth operatives- but particularly by Aziraphale, who always finds himself unable to fit in (no matter how many icebreakers there are).

    This year, an angel no one quite remembers seeing before is on a mission to befriend Aziraphale, but it seems that the odds are against him. He has to contend with a networking-obsessed Gabriel and an unabashedly flirtatious colleague; Michael thinks he might be the next big thing in parsimonious celestial energy handling; and Sandalphon is sure he's seen him somewhere before. Meanwhile, Aziraphale's angry with him for showing up, the gold paint on his cheeks is flaking, losing a contact lens would mean a quick discorporation at the hands of four dozen angels, and isn't this just the story of Crowley's life?

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    13 May 2025

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    The title says it all.

    That's the story of how I give no fucks about my assignments or quizzes but sit down to teach all I know at what-the-fuck AM on AO3. And it is fucking worth it.

    Basically a sleepless motherfucker is trying to teach Ancient Egyptian. Thank you so fucking much for motivating me to actually attempt such a thing. You are all kind souls.

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    26 Apr 2025

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    “I feel that I ought to be proud of the mecha who did this,” said Megatron. “Striking a blow against the unequal Functionist system and the upper classes through extremely shoddy craftsmechship.”

     

     

    Megatron, Emperor of Destruction, and Optimus Prime, Autobot Supreme Commander, confront the greatest challenge of their lives.

    Written for MegOP week 2021 prompt Domesticity.

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    28 Mar 2025

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    After the Nope-ocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley move slowly — up until the night they move too fast. The consequences will send them reeling. As they figure out what they mean to each other, they must contend with both the expected and unexpected.

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    15 Apr 2023