EliMorgan



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    EliMorgan's Rare Pair Marriage Law AU comes from a place where snark, irritation, mild violence, a love of chaos and pure, sweet fluffy love all come together into a set of fics starring the Author's favourite characters. Set in the same AU, these fics revolve around unlikely pairings based on the most arbitrary of similarities between characters, and in some cases, absolutely no common ground at all.

    An experiment in chaotic clashes of personality that result in happy-ever-afters.

    Or so the Author hopes will happen.

    (Let's smash them together and see what fits)

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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Giles took his time getting ready, hoping that he’d arrive late enough to miss the vows. He spent a good half hour compiling a convincing list of excuses—so sorry I’m late, traffic was terrible. My apologies, I misplaced my glasses. I hope you’ll forgive me, but I’m madly in love with the bride, and the thought of watching her marry someone else makes me feel vaguely sick.

    (Giles decides to attend Anya's wedding. This at first seems like a mistake, but ends up not being one at all.)

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    23 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    If there was one thing Draco was good at it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance.

    AKA Draco Malfoy really needs to snog Hermione Granger or he may die.

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    08 Jun 2025

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    In the years following the Dark Lord’s demise, everything was as it should be. Ginny and Harry are finally getting married, and Hermione and Ron, an engaged couple themselves, are the respective Maid of Honor and Best Man. All was well. That is, of course, until Ron decided to dump Hermione a week before their best friend’s wedding, and request a new plus-one. Now Hermione must scramble for a new date to save face, and it wouldn't hurt if she chose someone that would get under Ron's skin. What happens when petty revenge and fake dating come together for a whirlwind weekend? Inspired by The Wedding Date (2005).

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    09 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Bored of his own party, Lord Severus Snape sneaks away to find solace in his laboratory only to discover that he was not the first to have such an idea. Why is the infuriating Miss Hermione Granger in his private lab? Moreover, why is he so drawn to this strange young woman?

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    31 Dec 2024

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    There was a strange, obsessive quality in Severus’s glittering black eyes, as though he wanted to tear her apart and put her back together. That’s what he was doing, she supposed. And she knew better to tell an academic that something wasn’t possible. Perhaps she had done it on purpose.

    “Tell me to stop,” he said, almost a challenge, “and I shall.”

    She wilted. “Well, no,” Hermione admitted, “I don’t want you to stop, I just—”

    His mouth was on hers, kissing fiercely, tongue in her mouth. She moaned, tasting herself. When he drew back, the obsessiveness had evolved into something sharper. Hungrier. More dangerous.

    “Tell me to stop,” he said, more emphatically, “or I won’t.”

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    31 Jul 2024