18 Works by Elka_may
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Nappies and kill counts by Elka_may
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002)
06 May 2026
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Mid-mission there is a new voice in his ear. 006 isn't ready for this nonsense.
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Entirely Romanced by Elka_may
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002)
03 May 2026
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MI6 rejoiced, they were going to dinner. Moneypenny pampered Q within an inch of his life. The boys romanced him with food and a forest green waistcoat. Q got exactly what he wanted, including breakfast in bed.
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- Part 7 of Q and his 00's
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,277
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 42
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Q Ascendant by Elka_may
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002)
03 May 2026
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Everyone debriefs from Saturday's date appropriately. New 00 recruits learn to fear their new Lord and Master, Q. Q doesn't even raise his voice.
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- Part 6 of Q and his 00's
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Worth Living For by Elka_may
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002)
01 May 2026
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Q makes a tactical error and invites two blond menaces to the Charing Cross Collector's Market on a Saturday. England is an idea, love is an idea, and Q's drink stops halfway to his mouth while Greta in accounting collects her winnings
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- Part 5 of Q and his 00's
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,630
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 61
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Perfectly Normal Wednesday In Q Branch: or: It's In His File, Mallory by Elka_may
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002), Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
24 Apr 2026
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A perfectly normal meeting at the Cabinet Office. A perfectly normal Wednesday in Q Branch. Nothing out of the ordinary whatsoever.
Mycroft Holmes would like a word with the Quartermaster.
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Booth did not know he could hate someone more than mummies by Elka_may
Fandoms: Bones (TV)
12 Apr 2026
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The Jeffersonian is petitioned to find missing Māori ancestors. An aide makes Brennan vibrate with rage. The New Zealand delegation are actually pretty great.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 983
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 38
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Cast Iron Livers And Paracetamol by Elka_may
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002)
07 Apr 2026
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The Bratva meet has been set. Two years of careful work have finally paid off. Q monitors every moment, personally. James Bond sits in Q branch all day and says things that are not strictly necessary. Q files this under data and holds his tea with both hands.
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- Part 4 of Q and his 00's
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After ravioli comes research by Elka_may
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002)
04 Apr 2026
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Q confides to Moneypenny that Bond and Trevelyan may be flirting with him, then does what any good Quartermaster would do. He digs into the mission data to make sense of it. There is an unexpected run in at a bookshop.
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- Part 3 of Q and his 00's
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The team is offered a chance to examine an ancient Persian salt mummy. Arastoo has dreamed of this since high school. Booth has not.
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Booth Did Not Know You Could Keep Your Grandmother in the Spare Room by Elka_may
Fandoms: Bones (TV)
28 Mar 2026
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A murder victim in the lab leads to a discussion on modern Indonesian mummies. Booth needs new friends.
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Two Inca children were chosen to live with the gods. Angela tells their story. Booth can't stop thinking about Parker.
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Hodgins and Brennan are presenting in Dublin. A beetle gets named after someone special. Somehow this leads to a king with no nipples.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,293
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 47
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The Crown, Disaster, and Cannoli by Elka_may
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002)
22 Mar 2026
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A terribly important mission is handed to MI-6. Of course 006 & 007 are assigned. There is chaos, bollocking, and cannoli. In that order.
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- Part 2 of Q and his 00's
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Not my department by Elka_may
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Mar 2026
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JARVIS emails SI with an offer to become part of Avengers, LLC. The accounting team has thoughts.
Part of a series. Maybe read the prior ones first.Series
- Part 3 of Accountants vs Avengers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 342
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 64
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Off my Books by Elka_may
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
21 Mar 2026
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Pepper is done with Avengers nonsense gumming up SI's finances.
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- Part 2 of Accountants vs Avengers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 804
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 61
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The Destruction Duo Makes an Effort by Elka_may
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies)
14 Mar 2026
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Q's day was going well. 006 and 007 are behaving. Now Q is suspicious.
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- Part 1 of Q and his 00's
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The Stark Industries accounting team hates the Avengers by Elka_may
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Mar 2026
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You try justifying the Avenger's destruction to the board.
Pepper is the CFO
Nat is the Controller
Sam is the Staff Accountant
Peter is the AP SpecialistSeries
- Part 1 of Accountants vs Avengers
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There's a new body in the river. Booth wants to round up his Squints. The Squints are having too much fun with a new mummy.
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