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“It would be easy for me to just, I don’t know, dig up these bones,” Rio began in a dangerously casual tone. “Crumble them to dust. Scatter it across the earth. Even you would start to have problems after a certain level of disintegration. That would be true even if you had the Darkhold – which, of course. You don’t.”
Agatha had anticipated this, and she sidled forward. “Come on,” she said, voice dropped. “You can’t do anything to me like this.” Rio’s eyes flickered up to hers to indicate that she was getting the double entendre and wasn’t impressed, but Agatha wasn’t finished. “I’m off limits, out of your jurisdiction.”
“So that’s your play?” Rio said. “I let you try, and if you succeed, we’re back to our usual game?”
Agatha tilted her head, bit her lip, smiled. “So… what do you say?”
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Post-canon. Agatha's back to making deals with Death and pushing the new boundaries of ghosthood, Rio's dealing with something new to her in her history of existence, Billy's learning the fundamentals of being a witch with the people who are left.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
24 Oct 2025
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WAR Stories by simplysapient
Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Incredible Hulk (2008), Thor (Movies), WandaVision (TV)
17 Jan 2025
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Agatha Harkness is supposed to be covenless witch. Unfortunately, she's also a rulebreaker who breaks her own rules the hardest. Now she's stuck with a zombie housewife, a defective protective detective, an annoying midtier (at best) midwife, a seemingly senile seer, a power stealing scarlet witch who doubles as a power bank, and a brat whose trying to find another, probably more annoying brat. It's enough to make a girl wish for Death. Which is a whole other problem that won't go away.
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11 Oct 2025
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coven of chaos by trickofthelights
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Sep 2025
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What happens when an influencer, a burn-out, a psychic, a serial killer, a terrorist, and literal Death have to share custody of a pair of superpowered teenagers and a very cursed book?
Nothing that's going to make property values in Westview recover, that's for sure.
in the latest chapter- Not even Death can escape the inevitable: civic responsibility.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
05 Oct 2025
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just you and me (both damned to be) by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
19 Oct 2025
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If you watched Agatha Harkness step out of her sleek purple Cadillac with an iced coffee in one hand and a speckled rabbit in the other, you might find yourself wondering if those crazy old rumors were true.
You know the ones. The half-jokey conspiracy theories that dominated BroadwayWorld’s messageboards back in the day, claiming that Ms. Harkness was some kind of ancient witch. What other explanation could there be for a performer who, despite her strikingly distinctive looks, can chameleon herself so effortlessly in period pieces ranging from the colonial past to a superhero-ridden future? What else could account for the two-time Tony nominee’s relentless work ethic, hopping from show to show without a sick day or a stress pimple in sight?
(Speaking of that famously perfect skin…well. We’ll get to that!)
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An agathario Death Becomes Her AU.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
28 Sep 2025
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i would burn the world to bring some heat to you by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
10 Aug 2025
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“What kind of trials?” the boy asks. “Like, for each skill? Potions, and Protection, and – ”
“Sort of,” Rio says before Agatha can open her mouth. “They’re specialized to fit each element of the coven, for sure. But it’s really the leader who’s being tested.”
Oh, Agatha’s steaming. Rio flashes a smile that shows off her back molars.
“Our posse’s Ringo is mistaken,” Agatha says, setting her jaw. “When our time comes, each of us will, in turn, need to take charge of – ”
“Nope,” Rio says, shaking her head. “Don’t you remember, sweetheart? Are you going senile in your old age? It’s exactly what the Ballad says: 'Follow me, my friend, to glory at the end.' Whoever assembles the coven needs to do all the dirty work. Everyone else can help out, but Agatha’s the one with her neck on the line.” Rio solemnly faces the boy, who’s listening raptly. “If Agatha doesn’t complete every single painful, grueling, humiliating trial herself, we’re all doomed.”
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Joining the coven from the very beginning, Rio quickly figures out that feeding lies to the nameless teenager affects the reality of the Road. (Not great news for Agatha.)
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02 Aug 2025
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As she stares at the book on her lap, Agnes remembers this sort of rain, in a city where the sky wasn’t nearly this consistent. She remembers the smell of smoke and antiseptic, remembers the rattle of a train underfoot, remembers a woman crying.
But none of this matters, because these memories belong to someone else. Agatha Harkness has been dead for years.
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or, Agatha fakes her own death for a fresh start after losing her son. It all goes according to plan, until her ex-wife publishes a memoir.
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
02 Aug 2025
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Sympathy for the Devil by Jennifer-Oksana (JenniferOksana)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
15 Feb 2025
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There are times when Agatha is not completely insufferable to the other people in her life. In fact, quite the opposite. For people who love a good soft Agatha piece without absolutely squelching the humor and romance.
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11 Jul 2025
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Brain Problem Situation by riptheh
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
08 Mar 2020
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“Had enough?”
The question is redundant; it’s not up to her. She grins anyway, dredging up the last of her self respect, the last of her courage and hatred, the last of anything she has left.
“Never,” she spits.
He shrugs, “If you say so,” and jerks the lever down.
Her screams echo throughout the entire panopticon.
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The Master uses a different tactic to get the truth out of the Doctor.
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11 Jul 2025
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A kryptonite bomb almost killed both Alex and Kara. Now they want to know who was behind it, but figuring that out won't be an easy task. In fact, it could be quite deadly. (The much-requested sequel to "Tick, Tick...")
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
11 Jul 2025
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you never threaten my life (like you did so long ago) by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
07 Oct 2025
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“No one else is allowed to have you, Riley,” Agatha growls, crawling through the dirt. “Only I’m allowed to have you.”
Rio ducks a strike from the blunt end of Agatha’s knife, aimed at her temple. She protests, “if you love me, why are you trying to kill me?”
“It’s how I show affection!” Agatha shrieks. Rio pauses for a second, crouched in the dirt; she’s got a point. They do tend to get a lot of their mushy feelings out by throwing each other into trees and making each other bleed.
or: rio accidentally stumbles into wanda's hex and agatha's periphery. a jaunt through various television plots occurs. my contribution for AAA week.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
19 May 2025
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“I read your Facebook post,” he continues. “Did you know your account is public?”
“Why would you-?” She breaks out of the trance, slapping a hand down on the door of the car. “I don’t care.”
“If I move out of the way, are you going to take off?”
An eyebrow raise. “I’m strongly considering it.”
A lying teenager, an ex, a mechanic and her girlfriend, and a wildcard join Agatha Harkness on a road trip she was planning on taking alone.
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22 Apr 2025
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“What do I—” Agatha starts, her voice suddenly strained. “Do I have to do anything?”
“Nope! You are free to do as you see fit,” she answers cheerily.
“As I see fit?” Agatha questions, her heart pounding.
“With the estate,” the young assistant says, her voice still high and positive. Agatha isn’t sure if it’s real, or a figment of her own insane imagination, but she swears she hears Christmas music start up in the background.
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Agatha Harkness, witchlore professor and hater of all things merry and bright, must return to Salem for the holidays following her mother’s unexpected death. When she meets Rio Vidal, the mysterious and infuriating local mortician, everything she thinks she knows about herself and her family comes crashing down.
(previously titled 'tis the damn season!)
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13 Apr 2025
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“I’d give her two weeks. Maybe a month. An uncomfortable month. Or, I take her back to Philadelphia, give her a good meal, a snuggle, and an easy death, and she becomes a part of research that will better humanity. Not bad for a calf born in bumfuck, Pennsylvania.”
“What do they call you at your lab,” Rio asked. She was standing with her hands on her hips and a wrinkle in her brow, “‘The Closer’, something like that?”
“I want that calf,” Agatha said, her voice measured, even, “And the only thing standing between her and me right now is you."
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After a calf with a rare congenital abnormality is born on an area farm, Agatha, a researcher, goes to collect. Unfortunately, the calf's owner is not exactly keen on giving her up.
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
13 Apr 2025
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“Pleasure,” she quips, making sure her tone reveals it is anything but. “Though, despite what Jen may say, I don’t exactly make a habit of going around and spilling all my secrets.”
Rio nods, “Of course. You’re who they call the ‘terrifying enigma’ of the literary community.”
Agatha makes sure her tone drips with sarcasm and a twinge of derision as she responds, “And I hear you’re the new ‘darling’ of the publishing industry.”
But then Rio has the gall to actually fucking smirk at her. “Did you just call me darling?”
or, agathario author au
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
26 Mar 2025
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Agatha hadn’t turned the page the entire time she was looking at the book. Her thoughts were somewhere else. They were across town where they’d left the cocktail party early. They were on the woman whose arrival had shaken Wanda so much she had gone silent and nearly unresponsive for the rest of the evening.
Rio had walked into the party in a green maxi dress that fluttered elegantly in the wind of the balcony bar the party was hosted on. She had strode in with all the confidence of a runway model and started schmoozing with an ease she’d never shown before.
Agatha nearly dropped her drink when she first saw Rio. They hadn’t seen each other in nearly a decade and age had only refined her beauty. Her sleek hair was cut blunt near her shoulders and she had an awareness about her that seemed to be able to feel all eyes on her.
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19 Mar 2025
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"What did you just say?" Agatha grits her teeth, her voice dripping with rage. Trembling, even. Not her hands though, her hands grip the revolver as if the only certainty Agatha has in life is that she wants to engrave that bullet in Rio's skull.
"I said..." Rio opens her eyes. "I said it's not their fault that Nicky's dead."
The sound of Agatha's laughter reverberates, in her ears, like air raid sirens. "You're right," Agatha says. "It's your fault."
"Shoot." Rio dares her because she can only take so far. "I dare you, come on," she presses. "I dare you to kill the mother of your child."
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Agatha Harkness is a (in)famous bandit and Rio Vidal, a bounty hunter, is hired to capture her.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
18 Mar 2025
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VI. The Lovers by buries for flipflop_diva
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Mar 2025
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Before Rio, there was Death. Before Death, there wasn’t Rio.
She tried to separate them, once.
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When a witch hunter starts killing witches, Agatha and Rio begrudgingly team up to take them down.
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
17 Mar 2025
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No more calling like a crow for a boy, for a body in the garden by April_December
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
13 Mar 2025
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When Agatha tells Rio that she is carrying her child, the news Rio gives in return will alter the course of their relationship and the rest of Agatha's life. This is the story of Agatha's pregnancy with Nicholas, told alongside flashbacks of how she met and fell in love with Rio.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
14 Mar 2025
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Rio Vidal is the new handywoman in Westview who finds herself crossing paths with Agatha Harkness, a reclusive, mean woman with a secret. As their lives intersect, Rio and Agatha find themselves in a struggle of willpower, desire, and angst. Rio can't resist for long, and neither can Agatha.
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smalltown AU, Rio is a handywoman and Agatha is an established bitch in westview. rio fixes things in agatha's house, and tension builds and they have to confront it eventually---in more ways than one.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
13 Mar 2025
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04 Mar 2025