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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
04 Mar 2025
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“It’s been six years already. I’ve waited six years; it’s taken me six years. I can’t—I need to find him.”
Six years. Not long at all, not the way Agatha sees it. Of course, to a kid—to someone young—it’s a different thing entirely. A life, even.
She hates her mind and its constant returns to this stupid arithmetic. She hates this teenager for being a teenager. She hates that if he doesn’t leave her office right this minute, she knows she’s going to say yes to him, and invent a whole new brand of pathetic middle-aged lesbian divorcée.
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Billy asks his deceased mother's lawyer to help him find his long-lost brother. Arms are broken. Dubious schemes are hatched. Love returns.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
25 Feb 2025
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inspired by this tweet from @aquariusbutch:
modern agathario where agatha thinks rio is being suspicous with her phone and one night after it won't stop blowing up she angrily snatches it from rio's hand and looks through it only to find out rio's tracking the ocean routes of like, 20 chipped sharks & keeps their notifs on
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23 Feb 2025
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“I want you to stop pursuing me. I want you to stop making my life hell. And when I die, a long, long, long, long, long time from now…” Agatha’s face is resolute, her patience worn down by the centuries. “I don’t want to see your face.”
Rio’s steadfast demeanour wilts away. Hurt settles in the cracks of her frown, tugs at the corners of her mouth. “Okay.”
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Agatha attempts, with some help from Billy, to pick up her life after the Witches' Road. Rio promised to never show her face again and finds a loophole which gives Agatha the chance to reflect and realise how she really feels.
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The fic in which Rio turns herself into an onion (kind of)
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
08 Feb 2025
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let loose your longing by curiositysdarling
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Jan 2025
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The blow comes out of nowhere, a breathtaking impact from what Rio will quickly discover to have been the flat of a shovel against her side, sending her sprawling into the dirt.
“You have five seconds to explain yourself,” comes the voice of her assailant from somewhere above her, a vague blob in the dim evening light. “Or I’m calling the police.”
“Wait! Please!” Rio gasps, fumbling to tap at her phone screen until the flashlight comes on, and then—whoa. The night is dark and full of gorgeous, shovel-wielding terrors, apparently. Dark hair, blue eyes, miles and miles of smooth skin exposed by the floral robe tied haphazardly around her. The sight alone is almost worth the wicked bruising that Rio can quite literally feel herself developing. “I swear I’m not some creep.”
The woman looming over her supine form snorts inelegantly. “That’s what they all say.”
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Agatha finds Rio hiding from her ex in her azaleas and chaos ensues.
Things get even more awkward when Rio discovers that the woman who smacked her with a shovel in the dead of night is going to be a guest lecturer at her university for the semester.
But hey, that’s just life in Westview.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
28 Jan 2025
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Ancient (and chronically unemployed) vampires Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal have been strictly best friends for 600 years.
That is, until Agatha bites her.
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- Part 1 of Put Your Fangs In Me
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
27 Jan 2025
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i'm so depressed i act like it's my birthday by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Jan 2025
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“Oh my god,” Billy says, covering his mouth with his hands. “Rio – you’ve never had a birthday party.”
“Yeah,” Rio says, assessing him with genuine concern. “I wasn’t…born. You feeling okay? Do we need a refresher on my whole deal? I can do a PowerPoint, but fair warning, it’s probably just gonna be a bunch of stock images of skeletons.”
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With Agatha's support, Billy attempts to throw Rio her very first birthday party.
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- Part 2 of post-canon ghoulniverse
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
24 Jan 2025
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Jen returns home and opens the school with a celebratory, no-fucks-given Instagram post. What—it’s the modern day. Kids like Billy are Googling shit.
(The first person to make a Hogwarts joke wakes up to a reply scathing enough to take the skin off a cat; Jen blocks the rest and sets up a recurring donation to trans relief funds.)
There are the trolls, and the upset suburban moms, and the conspiracy theorists, of course. But Jen has set the course, and within a week, young witches begin to seek it. They begin to find her.
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After the Road, Jennifer Kale opens a magic school.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
14 Jan 2025
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my safeword is safeword by AnonFandomBandit, orphan_account
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
15 Apr 2025
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“Oh, you’ll have to tie me down if you want me to submit to you,” Agatha explains casually.
Rio stares, trying to process that. “I need to tie you down?” she says, bewildered. “For you to… get into the correct headspace?”
“No, I will literally fight you if you don’t tie me up. And I mean entirely immobilized. I’ll claw your eyes out or try and bite you otherwise.”
Agatha Harkness has been accused of being a bad sub. She categorically denies it, and hires a dominatrix to prove it. She is by far the most interesting and challenging client Rio Vidal has ever faced.
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
13 Jan 2025
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rio hasn't seen agatha in 10 years.
that is, until her friend jen calls her up to new jersey to be the PR solution for a gubernatorial candidate's reputation problems. now she's playing fake wife to her ex, while trying to understand what's happened to agatha in the last decade - and how they've ended up here.
it's a political campaign/fake dating au! have fun
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
07 Jan 2025
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allow my love to find her brutal way to me by thiswildernessismyhome
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
29 Dec 2024
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The door explodes.
“Honey, I’m home,” Rio calls out as she stalks inside, a huntress, a predator scanning the room for her prey.
A few centuries ago, Rio never would have described herself as vengeful. Death isn’t angry, doesn’t hold grudges, isn’t kind or unkind – Death simply is. Flowers bloom and wilt, leaves turn brown and fall into soil to rot, and humans live until they die. It’s the natural order of things, and Rio’s job is simply to keep the cycle turning. There was never any spite to it, no bitterness or hostility.
And then she met Agatha Harkness.
Rio just wants one conversation with Agatha. One.
And if she has to trap them both in a time loop to make it happen, so be it.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
30 Dec 2024
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nothing's free but falling out (that shit's easy, let me show you how) by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Dec 2024
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Agatha Ruth Harkness, senior lecturer on sexuality and power dynamics in colonial New England witch cults, had hit a gold mine. Four boxes of unexamined documents straight from her time period of expertise that she gets to be the first to decode. A research grant that will last through the spring semester, at least. A holiday break full of peace and quiet. The only problem was that she had suddenly been handed a bratty grad student who was probably going to steal her thesis right out from underneath her.
or: agatha plans to spend the holiday by herself. too bad rio's around, being endearing and unwillingly filling her with holiday cheer.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
29 Dec 2024
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"You're sure?" Rio asked, hand still clasped around Agatha's wrist.
"I've heard glowing reviews about your craft." Agatha's eyes darted down to Rio's lips.
Rio's face inched closer to Agatha's. "It will be a one time thing."
"Then we better make it count." And with that, Agatha closed the distance between them.
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AU: Agatha's new neighbor is making her return to the city even harder than she anticipated.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
29 Dec 2024
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To catch a wanted killer
She'll have to enter the mind of not just one but two predators.
One is on the run playing the fbi enjoying the chase, and the other is in the cell willingly giving information for a price.
A price that involves Rio Vidal.Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
28 Dec 2024
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meet you where the spirit meets the bones by daniandjamie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
12 Jan 2025
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‘It’s you, isn’t it?’ she asks.
Death nods, leaning closer, drawn in by the magnetic energy Agatha exudes, the very thing he’s been drawn to since the start.
‘You got yourself a body,’ she remarks, impressed.
Death flushes. The heat rising to his cheeks feels a little like standing in front of a burning fire.
‘Do you like it?’ Death asks, rocking on his heels.
Agatha narrows her eyes, giving him a once-over.
‘Hmm,’ she muses. Then she beckons him closer with a curled finger.
Death goes happily, his pulse picking up. His pulse!
Agatha makes a show of bringing her palm up to whisper in his ear.
‘Let me give you a clue,’ she breathes into Death’s ear, making his spine stiffen.
A pause.
‘I don’t like boys.’
Death stumbles backward, cheeks red again. His chest feels tight, and all at once, he wants to escape her.
Agatha smirks at him, already turning back to her book.
‘Nice try.’
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Death body-hopping until they find one that Agatha likes. They do not anticipate how much Agatha will like Rio.
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
26 Dec 2024
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Pop icon and lead singer of Sisters of the Craft, Agatha Harkness is the epitome of too cool for you, especially when it comes to Lady Death, rockstar and one half of the rock duo The Court, who just loves to antagonize Agatha unprovoked.
Lady Death who is also her wife.A story in three parts, followed by a series of epilogues because why not
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- Part 1 of all roads lead to this
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
22 Dec 2024
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“You’re the environmental science replacement?”
“Sure am.”
“Like—long-term?”
Rio cocks her head. “It would seem that way, wouldn’t it?”
“Okay,” Agatha says, still in disbelief. “Just—exactly, how long is long-term?”
Rio crosses her arms then, backing into the counter as she shrugs.
“I don’t know, Agatha,” she says. “Longer than short-term?”
(or, a modern teachers au where agatha and rio haven't seen each other since calling off their engagement ten years ago and suddenly find themselves working at the same school)
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
21 Dec 2024
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Special Agent Rio Vidal is always in control, a rule follower as well as a damn good agent, that is until the Witch Killer case lands on her desk.
Now, she must deal with not one but three serial killers in the greater Boston area who might be linked. The bodies keep piling up, and it doesn’t help that the extremely hot Professor of the occult in the form of one Agatha Harkness seems to thoroughly enjoy pushing all her buttons.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
21 Dec 2024
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Deadpool's peaceful existence comes crashing down when the personification of Death recruits him to help save… her relationship?
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Wade ships Agathario, so he does what any pal would — spies on Rio’s ex, terrorizes a teenager, and breaks a few laws of the universe to bring them back together.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
20 Dec 2024
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Agatha liked to keep her work and personal life separate, which was why even a decade into working as a detective her coworkers had yet to know who she was married to. And unfortunately, her wife had no interest in keeping things that way.
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
17 Dec 2024