Ennn (Enb0t)
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This is a gift (it comes with a price) by Ennn (Enb0t)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Oct 2025
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Jen groans into her palm. “Are you—” She drags her hand down her face. “Are you literally flirting with Death right now?”
Darcy shrugs with zero shame. “I mean, kind of hard not to.”
The worst part is how Jen can see her point. Rio's there all dangerous and magnetic, and sure, if she had a death wish and zero context for how badly Rio's last relationship ended.
Rio meanwhile looks to be having the time of her eternal existence, gaze flicking between them before settling on Darcy with predatory interest.
"And you are?""Dr. Darcy Lewis." No hesitation. Glasses pushed up, grin wide. "Astrophysicist. Trouble magnet. General delight."
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A universal-level threat leads to an unlikely team up and much-needed talking. A story of loss, grief, healing, humor alongside the horrors, and finding a way forward together.
a.k.a. the Rio & Jen & Darcy friendship fic post-AAA nobody asked for.
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Dr. Harkness stalks the halls of Westview General Teaching Hospital with a cane and a diagnostic record that borders on legendary—with a record of legal liabilities to match. As Head of Diagnostic Medicine, she's brilliant, insufferable, and just barely worth the trouble she causes.
Enter Rio Vidal: the hospital's new General Counsel—and Agatha's ex-wife. She’s here to protect the hospital. She’s not sure she can stop herself from trying to protect Agatha, too.
Or: a House, M.D. AU.
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"I'm going to kill you myself,” she mutters darkly, selecting the biggest shard with a jagged edge. "after I deal with them."
Agatha laughs—actually laughs—and fires through the bathroom wall without so much as a glance. There's a satisfying thud as a body drops.
“You're so dramatic when you're sleep-deprived,” she sighs. “Honestly if I knew you’d be such a grump about the guns, I’d have brought your knives.”
Rio freezes. “You know where they are?”
“Of course I do. I’m the one who keeps moving them.”
Before Rio can respond with the full weight of her betrayal, more operatives flood in.
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Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal are navigating the next stage of their marriage, the one that comes after discovering your wife is also a professional assassin and your former employers want you dead.
But the nature of their jobs is just the first of many secrets left uncovered, and death isn't the only thing they have to worry about.
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- Part 2 of Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal
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“Not that I don’t appreciate you swooping in," she adds, glancing towards Rio. "why are you here? Last I heard, you were in South America chasing cryptids."
Rio shrugs, reaching into her coat. “I was in the neighborhood.”
She pulls out a pair of scratched aviators and slips them on, the red glow of her eyes vanishing behind matte black lenses.
"The New Westview neighbourhood?" Agatha arches a brow. "The city you once described as, and I quote, 'a cesspool of political ass-kissing with piss-poor weather'?"
"The weather's improved," Rio deadpans.
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Head of House Harkness, Tremere renegade, and unapologetic blood witch, Agatha Harkness has power, freedom, influence—and an impressively long list of enemies who want her finally dead.
When three Kindred are mysteriously murdered and Agatha is set up, she must work with the last person she expected to see again—Rio Vidal: Gangrel wanderer, freelance executioner, and her estranged ex.
The truth is out there. So is the past. And neither stays buried for long.
Or: a Vampire the Masquerade AU.
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The places (and so many bodies) on our maps by Ennn (Enb0t)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
20 Mar 2025
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“Honestly, this isn’t much different from when you tracked mud through the house after that fishing trip,” she muses, tone almost playful. “Blood, mud—you never could keep things clean.”
Rio snorts, the familiarity of the argument almost startling. “Says the woman who let a casserole burn in the oven for three days while she was ‘at her mother’s.’”
“I reimbursed you for that.”
“With my own credit card.”
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Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal have just learned that their wife of five years has been lying about what she does for a living—and they haven't killed each other yet. So they're talking.
Inspired by the Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie. For the Femslash Big Bang's Monthly Challenge March prompt: the places on our maps
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- Part 1 of Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal
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“It would be easy for me to just, I don’t know, dig up these bones,” Rio began in a dangerously casual tone. “Crumble them to dust. Scatter it across the earth. Even you would start to have problems after a certain level of disintegration. That would be true even if you had the Darkhold – which, of course. You don’t.”
Agatha had anticipated this, and she sidled forward. “Come on,” she said, voice dropped. “You can’t do anything to me like this.” Rio’s eyes flickered up to hers to indicate that she was getting the double entendre and wasn’t impressed, but Agatha wasn’t finished. “I’m off limits, out of your jurisdiction.”
“So that’s your play?” Rio said. “I let you try, and if you succeed, we’re back to our usual game?”
Agatha tilted her head, bit her lip, smiled. “So… what do you say?”
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Post-canon. Agatha's back to making deals with Death and pushing the new boundaries of ghosthood, Rio's dealing with something new to her in her history of existence, Billy's learning the fundamentals of being a witch with the people who are left.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
24 Oct 2025
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WAR Stories by simplysapient
Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Incredible Hulk (2008), Thor (Movies), WandaVision (TV)
17 Jan 2025
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Agatha Harkness is supposed to be covenless witch. Unfortunately, she's also a rulebreaker who breaks her own rules the hardest. Now she's stuck with a zombie housewife, a defective protective detective, an annoying midtier (at best) midwife, a seemingly senile seer, a power stealing scarlet witch who doubles as a power bank, and a brat whose trying to find another, probably more annoying brat. It's enough to make a girl wish for Death. Which is a whole other problem that won't go away.
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11 Oct 2025
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coven of chaos by trickofthelights
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Sep 2025
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What happens when an influencer, a burn-out, a psychic, a serial killer, a terrorist, and literal Death have to share custody of a pair of superpowered teenagers and a very cursed book?
Nothing that's going to make property values in Westview recover, that's for sure.
in the latest chapter- Not even Death can escape the inevitable: civic responsibility.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
05 Oct 2025
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just you and me (both damned to be) by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
19 Oct 2025
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If you watched Agatha Harkness step out of her sleek purple Cadillac with an iced coffee in one hand and a speckled rabbit in the other, you might find yourself wondering if those crazy old rumors were true.
You know the ones. The half-jokey conspiracy theories that dominated BroadwayWorld’s messageboards back in the day, claiming that Ms. Harkness was some kind of ancient witch. What other explanation could there be for a performer who, despite her strikingly distinctive looks, can chameleon herself so effortlessly in period pieces ranging from the colonial past to a superhero-ridden future? What else could account for the two-time Tony nominee’s relentless work ethic, hopping from show to show without a sick day or a stress pimple in sight?
(Speaking of that famously perfect skin…well. We’ll get to that!)
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An agathario Death Becomes Her AU.
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28 Sep 2025
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i would burn the world to bring some heat to you by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
10 Aug 2025
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“What kind of trials?” the boy asks. “Like, for each skill? Potions, and Protection, and – ”
“Sort of,” Rio says before Agatha can open her mouth. “They’re specialized to fit each element of the coven, for sure. But it’s really the leader who’s being tested.”
Oh, Agatha’s steaming. Rio flashes a smile that shows off her back molars.
“Our posse’s Ringo is mistaken,” Agatha says, setting her jaw. “When our time comes, each of us will, in turn, need to take charge of – ”
“Nope,” Rio says, shaking her head. “Don’t you remember, sweetheart? Are you going senile in your old age? It’s exactly what the Ballad says: 'Follow me, my friend, to glory at the end.' Whoever assembles the coven needs to do all the dirty work. Everyone else can help out, but Agatha’s the one with her neck on the line.” Rio solemnly faces the boy, who’s listening raptly. “If Agatha doesn’t complete every single painful, grueling, humiliating trial herself, we’re all doomed.”
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Joining the coven from the very beginning, Rio quickly figures out that feeding lies to the nameless teenager affects the reality of the Road. (Not great news for Agatha.)
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
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