ExeuntOmelette



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    "Once you get into college, you should have a much easier life. Monsters hardly ever attack older demigods." - Lord Poseidon to Cabin 3 Graduate Percy Jackson.

    Dennis Whitaker, an R2 at the emergency department of Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center AKA The Pitt, hasn't been attacked by a monster in almost six years. He kind of texts his half-siblings, but he's content living in the mortal world as a normal doctor. He's got a roommate, a paycheck, and a situationship with his 54-year-old attending. He's happy to keep all of the godly weirdness tucked in his past.
    But a dull blade is still a blade, and a demigod happy in the mortal world is still a demigod.
    No one ever asks to be a half-blood.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Mike Wheeler has to die.

    That’s the only thought Will can think about right now, and every brief interaction the two have only further cements this truth. He thinks back to the boy he once knew– to the one that asked him to be friends on the swingset, the one that ditched Trick-or-Treating just to make sure he was okay, the one who said they’d go crazy together.

    Whoever is standing in front of him is not that boy.

    Will Byers murders the fuck out of Mike Wheeler with a machine gun. That’s the fic

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    02 Jan 2026

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    Tim is five years old when he drowns in his parents' pool. He dies quietly, waiting for parents who love him, but will never be there, to realise that something is wrong. They never show up, and he sinks into oblivion.

    When he wakes up and claws his way out of the water, the sun has set, and the lights of his house are on. He is cold and wet and his lungs burn.

    But most of all, Tim is alone.

    (If you die and no-one is there to see it, were you ever alive in the first place?)

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Han Jisung’s body is found just before 5:00 on a Thursday morning. A little more than an hour later, his academic rival Kim Seungmin gets into a near-fatal car crash that leaves him paralyzed.

    While lying in a hospital bed, Seungmin encounters Jisung’s ghost, who has lost all of his memories, and they make a deal: In exchange for Jisung helping Seungmin walk again, Seungmin agrees to help find Jisung’s killer.

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    06 Sep 2025